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Jeremy Diamond ☕️
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Dad. Data business encabulator. Pizza robot whisperer. Trying to be a better baker.
Universal Basic EV

If you cannot afford an EV, you will be issued a 1997 General Motors EV1
January 12, 2026 at 7:25 PM
The protein add-ons are at the top of the Starbucks app every fucking day, they are desperate
January 12, 2026 at 6:09 AM
You thought CrossFit was just for lifting and calisthenics? I’ve just been sent this shocking footage that soccer moms are calling “Bovino’s Head”
January 12, 2026 at 12:12 AM
… I would like to see this again
January 11, 2026 at 1:26 AM
January 10, 2026 at 8:10 PM
lol the auto mod is getting a workout
January 10, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Vibes bad? Post baking wins.

This was my first successful sourdough loaf.
January 10, 2026 at 7:30 PM
[picks up serrated tweezers attached to a car battery] yo Dev, what’s this

Lucifer:
January 10, 2026 at 4:59 PM
January 9, 2026 at 10:18 PM
January 9, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Russian Orthodox you say?
January 9, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Btw, since we deserve nice things, please enjoy one of the coolest science stories in Nobel history
January 9, 2026 at 6:03 AM
What in the hell
January 9, 2026 at 12:40 AM
$650k now
January 8, 2026 at 6:05 PM
$300k now
January 8, 2026 at 6:15 AM
What the ever living fuck are you talking about
January 8, 2026 at 4:45 AM
January 7, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Even former Thiel Fellows are starting to realize that the tech industry hebben een serieus probleem
January 7, 2026 at 4:57 PM
It’s correct in the big picture that urban design is much more important than making safer vehicles

But, uh,

“Most of driving is not rule/law following, it is reasoning. They can't do that.”

They kind of can, don’t know what to tell you. It shouldn’t work but it does.
January 6, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Don’t do it, Curt! They’re about to build a statue of you in Bloomington!
January 6, 2026 at 7:22 PM
She’s running
January 6, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Gonna mildly suggest that someone who would build an entire account out of Murc’s Law is not to be trusted
January 6, 2026 at 5:54 AM
lol
January 5, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Was this written by the theatre critic? Or the TV critic?

This reads like an Apprentice episode recap
January 5, 2026 at 8:37 PM
“Please, speak as you might to a young child or a golden retriever. It wasn’t brains that got me here, I can assure you of that.”

(FWIW this scene is also a fun demonstration of why it’s fine, actually for execs to minimize the details and only focus on the absolutely essential context.)
January 5, 2026 at 6:54 PM