Dan Nordquist
@dnord.com
We made the pilgrimage. Thanks for giving me something to look forward to at Creative Activities
August 29, 2025 at 8:46 PM
We made the pilgrimage. Thanks for giving me something to look forward to at Creative Activities
Coming back into the office for the first time in five years and running into a coworker you forgot existed
July 17, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Coming back into the office for the first time in five years and running into a coworker you forgot existed
Oh no it can, bro I have never heard of you apple.news/AcGzrSsA1SUy...
June 22, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Oh no it can, bro I have never heard of you apple.news/AcGzrSsA1SUy...
We have orange birds at home
May 31, 2025 at 2:39 PM
We have orange birds at home
I thought this was one of the classics we all knew and loved. At five likes and one retweet, I guess not. Won’t stop me from thinking of it every year. Thanks @fittedsweats.bsky.social
April 23, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I thought this was one of the classics we all knew and loved. At five likes and one retweet, I guess not. Won’t stop me from thinking of it every year. Thanks @fittedsweats.bsky.social
OMG the SEO game of the Hindustan Times. Result number one.
April 10, 2025 at 11:50 PM
OMG the SEO game of the Hindustan Times. Result number one.
Fully with the exception that Fred Sassy can keep using it
January 4, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Fully with the exception that Fred Sassy can keep using it
Kindly form a line (alphabetical please) for your blocking and reporting
January 3, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Kindly form a line (alphabetical please) for your blocking and reporting
Frankly embarrassing framing from Washington Post this morning. Turns out there are “striking” similarities if you squint and it turns out that everything is immigration if you want it to be.
January 3, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Frankly embarrassing framing from Washington Post this morning. Turns out there are “striking” similarities if you squint and it turns out that everything is immigration if you want it to be.
Some people look at the Trump administration and say “you know, I think I’m incompetent enough”. It’s like the opposite of imposter syndrome
December 30, 2024 at 6:28 PM
Some people look at the Trump administration and say “you know, I think I’m incompetent enough”. It’s like the opposite of imposter syndrome
Who is Steve here indeed
December 28, 2024 at 4:39 PM
Who is Steve here indeed
Thanksgiving playlist staple en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anonymo...
November 28, 2024 at 5:03 PM
Thanksgiving playlist staple en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anonymo...
23 years later the funniest part of “Takeover” is that Jay mentions every friend, collaborator, and associate he’s ever had, saying “we run this”, and it’s nobody you’ve still ever heard of.
Doesn’t mention mentee Kanye West, who produces part of the album, and was headed for (life-ruining) fame.
Doesn’t mention mentee Kanye West, who produces part of the album, and was headed for (life-ruining) fame.
November 27, 2024 at 2:27 PM
23 years later the funniest part of “Takeover” is that Jay mentions every friend, collaborator, and associate he’s ever had, saying “we run this”, and it’s nobody you’ve still ever heard of.
Doesn’t mention mentee Kanye West, who produces part of the album, and was headed for (life-ruining) fame.
Doesn’t mention mentee Kanye West, who produces part of the album, and was headed for (life-ruining) fame.
Can someone check on England, are they OK over there
November 26, 2024 at 5:30 PM
Can someone check on England, are they OK over there
I have the video button. Irresponsibly I will post this video I made with Snapchat filters when I was sick in bed
September 13, 2024 at 1:25 AM
I have the video button. Irresponsibly I will post this video I made with Snapchat filters when I was sick in bed
When you definitely know how money and coffee and breathing all work
July 24, 2024 at 12:28 PM
When you definitely know how money and coffee and breathing all work
I’ll speak up for the Star Tribune, anyway: the AP story was on the front page Saturday. (The interview was Friday.)
March 17, 2024 at 3:44 PM
I’ll speak up for the Star Tribune, anyway: the AP story was on the front page Saturday. (The interview was Friday.)
It's true he gave me $2,800 to make that for him and I certainly didn't use AI
December 19, 2023 at 3:54 AM
It's true he gave me $2,800 to make that for him and I certainly didn't use AI
(Lil Wayne voice) I'm goin in
December 19, 2023 at 3:06 AM
(Lil Wayne voice) I'm goin in