Dan Nordquist
@dnord.com
How’s this going man, you figure it out yet
It should not take a court order to get a toddler out of a prison.
February 1, 2026 at 4:42 PM
How’s this going man, you figure it out yet
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Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
January 31, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
Good news: surprise Springsteen show at your favorite local music venue. Bad news: shit's so fucked where you live that Bruce Springsteen wrote a song about it
January 30, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Good news: surprise Springsteen show at your favorite local music venue. Bad news: shit's so fucked where you live that Bruce Springsteen wrote a song about it
ALL OF YOURS is low-key goated when ONE OF OURS is the vibe
Still crazy that the media saw the DHS secretary lie behind a lectern that said ONE OF OURS ALL OF YOURS and didn’t really do much follow up on that.
January 24, 2026 at 6:47 PM
ALL OF YOURS is low-key goated when ONE OF OURS is the vibe
Getting harder to keep quiet on the topic of what should be done about “all of this”
January 24, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Getting harder to keep quiet on the topic of what should be done about “all of this”
Guess I’m not clear why the kidnapping gang needs guns?
January 24, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Guess I’m not clear why the kidnapping gang needs guns?
wheartm.com/2025/12/03/r... Thaddeus did a nice job with this one and Ryan Smith seems cool
Ryan Smith Interview - WeHeartMusic
Ryan Smith is a talented and busy Twin Cities musician, playing lead guitar for Soul Asylum, co-fronting The Melismatics and so much more. Read our interview as we dig a little deeper with a lot of…
wheartm.com
January 10, 2026 at 5:22 PM
wheartm.com/2025/12/03/r... Thaddeus did a nice job with this one and Ryan Smith seems cool
Trying not to get chapped about some being wrong on the Internet.
But this is a U.K. story. That’s where MTV is changing the channel lineup. Dreadful as they are, the U.S. MTVs (MTV Live, etc) live on into 2026.
But this is a U.K. story. That’s where MTV is changing the channel lineup. Dreadful as they are, the U.S. MTVs (MTV Live, etc) live on into 2026.
MTV is officially ending all of its music channels.
In honor of that, what's your favorite music video?
In honor of that, what's your favorite music video?
December 31, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Trying not to get chapped about some being wrong on the Internet.
But this is a U.K. story. That’s where MTV is changing the channel lineup. Dreadful as they are, the U.S. MTVs (MTV Live, etc) live on into 2026.
But this is a U.K. story. That’s where MTV is changing the channel lineup. Dreadful as they are, the U.S. MTVs (MTV Live, etc) live on into 2026.
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i'm going to pretend the mike patton/avett brothers thing does not exist and i'm going to watch this several times instead youtu.be/S-dxuwv4vs4?...
Faith No More - This Guy's In Love With You
YouTube video by Rockdriigo
youtu.be
November 15, 2025 at 10:48 PM
i'm going to pretend the mike patton/avett brothers thing does not exist and i'm going to watch this several times instead youtu.be/S-dxuwv4vs4?...
I am begging all of these guys to get worked up about any real problem that actually exists
RFK Jr: "When my uncle was president, the fertility rate in this country was 3.5%. Today it is 1.6%. The replacement rate -- in other words the amount of fertility you need to keep your population even -- is 2.1%. We are below replacement. That is a national security threat to our country."
October 16, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I am begging all of these guys to get worked up about any real problem that actually exists
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September 22, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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don't throw away your old grocery bags you can use them for amazing arts and crafts projects like "bag full of other grocery bags", "lone grocery bag in the corner of the kitchen", and "what's that smell did you save the bag that had the meat in it"
August 13, 2025 at 1:59 AM
don't throw away your old grocery bags you can use them for amazing arts and crafts projects like "bag full of other grocery bags", "lone grocery bag in the corner of the kitchen", and "what's that smell did you save the bag that had the meat in it"
Shame on me I thought for a second this was about childhood vaccines
Trump on TikTok: "The parents of those young people want it badly."
September 19, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Shame on me I thought for a second this was about childhood vaccines
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I hope this is the thing that wakes people up, I hope this breaks through
September 19, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I hope this is the thing that wakes people up, I hope this breaks through
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I didn't know this existed until this minute. And now you know it too!
It stops being mind-rending about 1/3 of the way in, but it stays bonkers all the way through. Spoiler: there's no unmasking/wink at the camera at the end. Just a horse ride on the beach with a Gelfling
youtu.be/tyrowWnlNnQ
It stops being mind-rending about 1/3 of the way in, but it stays bonkers all the way through. Spoiler: there's no unmasking/wink at the camera at the end. Just a horse ride on the beach with a Gelfling
youtu.be/tyrowWnlNnQ
Billy Ocean - Loverboy (Official HD Video)
YouTube video by BillyOceanVEVO
youtu.be
September 12, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I didn't know this existed until this minute. And now you know it too!
It stops being mind-rending about 1/3 of the way in, but it stays bonkers all the way through. Spoiler: there's no unmasking/wink at the camera at the end. Just a horse ride on the beach with a Gelfling
youtu.be/tyrowWnlNnQ
It stops being mind-rending about 1/3 of the way in, but it stays bonkers all the way through. Spoiler: there's no unmasking/wink at the camera at the end. Just a horse ride on the beach with a Gelfling
youtu.be/tyrowWnlNnQ
Weird for the stock market (?) to do that when all the stock markets are closed. Also usually a claim of “expensive” is accompanied by a measure or metric, right? You break a record, there’s like a number associated with that?
U.S. STOCK MARKET REACHES MOST EXPENSIVE LEVEL IN HISTORY, OVERTAKING DOT-COM ERA AND 1929 PRE-DEPRESSION PEAK
September 1, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Weird for the stock market (?) to do that when all the stock markets are closed. Also usually a claim of “expensive” is accompanied by a measure or metric, right? You break a record, there’s like a number associated with that?
We made the pilgrimage. Thanks for giving me something to look forward to at Creative Activities
August 29, 2025 at 8:46 PM
We made the pilgrimage. Thanks for giving me something to look forward to at Creative Activities
This suggests a giant dial reading “SYCOPHANCY” at HQ with a 30-day moving average, operations guys staring at it like the Apollo 13 mission
“You'll notice small, genuine touches like ‘Good question’ or ‘Great start,’ not flattery. Internal tests show no rise in sycophancy compared to the previous GPT-5 personality.”
August 16, 2025 at 1:22 PM
This suggests a giant dial reading “SYCOPHANCY” at HQ with a 30-day moving average, operations guys staring at it like the Apollo 13 mission
Steely Dan researchers theorize that this is the first joke about Donald Fagen’s “Walk Between the Raindrops”, a Nightfly album cut and the B-side to single “I.G.Y.”, ever to be made in the history of Bluesky
Donald Fagen was wrong: I wasn't able to walk between the raindrops back to your door.
I got soaked!
I got soaked!
August 16, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Steely Dan researchers theorize that this is the first joke about Donald Fagen’s “Walk Between the Raindrops”, a Nightfly album cut and the B-side to single “I.G.Y.”, ever to be made in the history of Bluesky
Apple News continues to give me a DAILY update on the Daltrey/Starkey beef. TO-DAY
My news feed is messed up. I have learned a crippling amount of information about this, what sounds like one inadvisable SNL/TV parody skit last week, and a little bit about measles.
Zak Starkey reinstated as The Who’s drummer, days after departure
August 7, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Apple News continues to give me a DAILY update on the Daltrey/Starkey beef. TO-DAY
And we’re back
Twins game is delayed until that team can figure some stuff out
August 7, 2025 at 1:58 AM
And we’re back
Unfortunately this is funny
Gwyneth Paltrow stars in an amusing new Astronomer promotional video following the Coldplay kiss cam fiasco
Gwyneth Paltrow Stars In Amusing Astronomer Video Following Coldplay Kiss Cam Fiasco
It’s rare that a viral moment on the internet sticks around for more than a day, but the Coldplay kiss cam fiasco was so big that we’re still talking about it. In case you haven’t heard: A married CEO...
www.stereogum.com
July 26, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Unfortunately this is funny
Coming back into the office for the first time in five years and running into a coworker you forgot existed
July 17, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Coming back into the office for the first time in five years and running into a coworker you forgot existed