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Dell Dracula
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“I have to carve the gargoyles, because I can carve nothing else; I leave to others the angels and the arches and the spires.”
—G.K. Chesterton

"Qui plume a, guerre a."

No "AI", fascism

Banner image text: THE BEST SAFETY DEVICE IS A CAREFUL MAN
Season 6 and I figured it out: Kate is the moron
I think this is Season 3, and I still don't know which one is Kate and which one is Allie.
February 11, 2026 at 2:47 AM
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1/ ProPublica collected handwritten letters in mid-January from children held at the Dilley Immigration Processing Center, the same facility where 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos was taken.

Hundreds of kids are still detained.

We’ll let the children’s words speak for themselves. 🧵
February 9, 2026 at 12:25 PM
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Me to my dog, who is laying on top of me: Look, that’s Baragon.
February 9, 2026 at 1:06 AM
I don't know what he was saying either, but it seemed to me he had a good time saying it, and the other performers looked psyched.

Any complaints are just what software troubleshooters call PEBMAC errors.
February 9, 2026 at 4:01 AM
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I obviously insta-blocked the awful AI dipshit, but I'll only add that as someone obsessed with cartoonists and cartooning, the ideas that things like "talent" or "good" or" bad" art are salient concepts when experiencing art is just so funny.
February 6, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Today I learned Neil Simon wrote a horror story and they made a movie out of it called BAREFOOT IN THE PARK
February 7, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Take Kamandi's advice
February 6, 2026 at 7:55 PM
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NEW: A masked federal agent in a convenience store parking lot in the northern Twin Cities suburb of Coon Rapids told legal observers that Minnesota’s status as a blue state is linked with the removal of residents [VIDEO below]
MORE: unicornriot.ninja/2026/federal...
Federal Agent in Coon Rapids: 'The more people that you lose in Minnesota, you then lose a voting right to stay blue.' - UNICORN RIOT
Coon Rapids, MN — A masked federal agent in a convenience store parking lot in the northern Twin Cities suburb of Coon Rapids told legal observers that Minnesota’s status as a blue state is linked wit...
unicornriot.ninja
February 6, 2026 at 10:59 AM
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For the morning crowd - a new comic by me and Hagai.
“Pookie Pooch in ‘What’s for Dinner?’” is an eight-page autobio comic drawn by @hotelfred.bsky.social and written by myself.

You can read it below or download a high-res .pdf for a price of your choosing at the link (process files also available for purchase):

hagaipalevsky.itch.io/whatsfordinner
February 5, 2026 at 8:57 AM
"In Kamandi's world, the strangest of friends can meet in the strangest places... to share THE STRANGEST EXPERIENCE ON RECORD..."
February 5, 2026 at 2:44 AM
I watched and enjoyed the Muppet Show.
February 5, 2026 at 1:40 AM
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February 4, 2026 at 11:13 AM
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The National Guard is still on the streets of DC.
February 4, 2026 at 12:13 PM
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Here is a link to the story. The Star Tribune analysis indicates that there are “fewer than 20” attorneys left.

www.startribune.com/another-wave...
Another wave of departures in Minnesota’s U.S. Attorney’s Office
14 attorneys have left this year, which prosecutors are calling unprecedented.
www.startribune.com
February 3, 2026 at 5:38 AM
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"When you are asking men to essentially make war on their
fellow citizens, you may find telling them that they can keep their identity hidden useful.

The masks may work less to protect federal agents from danger than to make it easier for them to do unspeakable things."
The Real Reason ICE Agents Wear Masks
Face coverings may work less to protect federal agents from danger than to make it easier for them to do unconstitutional things.
www.theatlantic.com
February 3, 2026 at 1:12 AM
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Hi everyone! We’ve been super busy delivering meals the past two weeks- the extreme cold has made this more necessary than ever. MIWRC has been operating as an emergency warning shelter for most of the month and we’ve been really fortunate to help keep hot meals available there for people in need.
January 31, 2026 at 9:41 PM
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The full run of SCTV for free. God bless and keep the Internet Archive.
SCTV is on Internet Archive if you'd like to enjoy the early work of Catherine O'Hara and her fellow sketch comedy gods.

S1: archive.org/details/sctv...
S2: archive.org/details/sctv...
S3: archive.org/details/19-m...
S4-5: archive.org/details/66-s...
S6 + Cinemax: archive.org/details/sctv... #TVSky
January 31, 2026 at 8:15 PM
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Call me a filthy commie but I think if we're going to have a carceral legal system it's probably more important to prosecute the child sexual predators and murderous fascist goons than kids who shoplifted, and if we're doing the opposite maybe we're doing everything wrong

Just a thought
January 31, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Offered here without additional comment
January 31, 2026 at 9:57 PM
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Imagine having Bruce Springsteen AND Billy Bragg release songs about how much you fucking suck and how much the people fighting you rule you within the same 48 hours
January 28, 2026 at 9:33 PM
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"Streets of Minneapolis" by Bruce Springsteen
Album: "Streets of Minneapolis (Single)"
Time: 7:36 pm
January 31, 2026 at 1:37 AM
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Here's a thing I drew a while ago. In the Green Goblin's first appearance, he tricks Spider-man into thinking he's going to be in a movie. There are two panels between which they travel from Hollywood to New Mexico, and I was like, "what happened on that journey??" Well, now we know...
December 6, 2023 at 4:36 PM
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Seems like one of those issues that should greatly concern everyone regardless of their politics.
January 29, 2026 at 11:43 PM