Toadbald
@doctoad.bsky.social
A foul stench permeates the air.
You may remember me from such performances as Mr Onion and Mr Nimbus from the other place, or Rocky Robben from the days of AHFC.
You may remember me from such performances as Mr Onion and Mr Nimbus from the other place, or Rocky Robben from the days of AHFC.
Unfortunately none of those guys sign the checks for big tech companies
December 11, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Unfortunately none of those guys sign the checks for big tech companies
Cucu is a good front foot player, when he's hassling and running around like crazy. See how he played against Yamal. When he's forced to defend his channel traditionally he's the worst left back in the league. Just an appalling defender.
December 10, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Cucu is a good front foot player, when he's hassling and running around like crazy. See how he played against Yamal. When he's forced to defend his channel traditionally he's the worst left back in the league. Just an appalling defender.
Was it Tosin or Badiashile walking backwards with Cucurella rather than engaging the ball?
December 9, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Was it Tosin or Badiashile walking backwards with Cucurella rather than engaging the ball?
Perfect replacement for Mudryk though
December 9, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Perfect replacement for Mudryk though
Cundy-makes-noises not keen on Cucurella today
December 9, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Cundy-makes-noises not keen on Cucurella today
Happy he's getting a chance but WTF is Trev doing at rb again? We've got Gusto on the bench and James in midfield ffs. Also note that Hato has already been cast off to the £40m down the drain pile
December 9, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Happy he's getting a chance but WTF is Trev doing at rb again? We've got Gusto on the bench and James in midfield ffs. Also note that Hato has already been cast off to the £40m down the drain pile
Too old to be one of ours!
December 7, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Too old to be one of ours!
They have experience of being average, not experience of winning and grinding out results
December 7, 2025 at 1:51 PM
They have experience of being average, not experience of winning and grinding out results
Not exactly Terry, Lampard, Ballack is it?
December 7, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Not exactly Terry, Lampard, Ballack is it?
this kind of stuff happens time and again. The squad is too young, no experienced pros. It's inevitable. We have to watch them make the obvious mistakes and grow over time, only for them to be sold on before they wise up. Rinse and repeat.
December 7, 2025 at 11:12 AM
this kind of stuff happens time and again. The squad is too young, no experienced pros. It's inevitable. We have to watch them make the obvious mistakes and grow over time, only for them to be sold on before they wise up. Rinse and repeat.
clearly the most qualified man for the job
December 7, 2025 at 11:08 AM
clearly the most qualified man for the job
Also, England yet to face a second new ball across four innings.
December 7, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Also, England yet to face a second new ball across four innings.
The president of the US asking FIFA, a football association, to create and give him a peace prize, which he wallows in live on TV. Has there ever been such a shallow, narcissistic, egomaniac?
December 6, 2025 at 8:53 PM
The president of the US asking FIFA, a football association, to create and give him a peace prize, which he wallows in live on TV. Has there ever been such a shallow, narcissistic, egomaniac?