Toadbald
@doctoad.bsky.social
A foul stench permeates the air.
You may remember me from such performances as Mr Onion and Mr Nimbus from the other place, or Rocky Robben from the days of AHFC.
You may remember me from such performances as Mr Onion and Mr Nimbus from the other place, or Rocky Robben from the days of AHFC.
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Toadbald
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The owners are complete mugs being taken for a ride. They've sold the family silver to buy fool's gold, and they keep digging deeper.
Alas, Lavia did not play against Hull, and he was never seen or spoken of again.
He will come on 2nd half against Hull and won't be seen again until preseason....
February 15, 2026 at 8:45 AM
Alas, Lavia did not play against Hull, and he was never seen or spoken of again.
Lol, in that case why were they all over him in the first place?? The Chelsea SDs really do think we're complete idiots
Liverpool agree £60m deal for Jeremy Jacquet.
Finances weren't an issue for Chelsea but they have Josh Acheampong, 19, and Mamadou Sarr, 20, on the books to think about.
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
Finances weren't an issue for Chelsea but they have Josh Acheampong, 19, and Mamadou Sarr, 20, on the books to think about.
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
Jeremy Jacquet: Liverpool agree £60m deal for Rennes defender
Liverpool agree a £60m deal with Rennes for defender Jeremy Jacquet, with the player set to join the Reds in the summer.
www.bbc.co.uk
February 2, 2026 at 9:12 AM
Lol, in that case why were they all over him in the first place?? The Chelsea SDs really do think we're complete idiots
Have the xG gods finally turned on Villa?
February 1, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Have the xG gods finally turned on Villa?
Not sure we'll see Gittens, Garnacho, Hato, or Badi for a while
January 31, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Not sure we'll see Gittens, Garnacho, Hato, or Badi for a while
Corner coming when all this is sorted
January 31, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Corner coming when all this is sorted
Medical team minutes in the absolute mud
January 31, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Medical team minutes in the absolute mud
Delap absolutely stealing 90 mins here
January 31, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Delap absolutely stealing 90 mins here
Don't know about you, but I'm glad I didn't go to the pre-game media and say this is our most important game of the season
January 31, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Don't know about you, but I'm glad I didn't go to the pre-game media and say this is our most important game of the season
"Most important game of the season"
January 31, 2026 at 6:01 PM
"Most important game of the season"
Two wonderful goals from Joao. He's come into a purple patch
January 28, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Two wonderful goals from Joao. He's come into a purple patch
The BBC and MOTD have already decided that our penalty was a VAR error. The official panel haven't yet given a view, so this is premature.
This should 100% be a penalty IMO. The reason being it directly stopped a goal. Just as you cannot score a goal off the arm, even if accidental.
This should 100% be a penalty IMO. The reason being it directly stopped a goal. Just as you cannot score a goal off the arm, even if accidental.
Premier League: Was Chelsea's penalty at Crystal Palace a VAR error?
Jaydee Canvot blocked Joao Pedro's goal-bound shot with his arm and a penalty was awarded after a VAR intervention - but was it the right decision?
www.bbc.co.uk
January 26, 2026 at 4:37 PM
The BBC and MOTD have already decided that our penalty was a VAR error. The official panel haven't yet given a view, so this is premature.
This should 100% be a penalty IMO. The reason being it directly stopped a goal. Just as you cannot score a goal off the arm, even if accidental.
This should 100% be a penalty IMO. The reason being it directly stopped a goal. Just as you cannot score a goal off the arm, even if accidental.
Reform morphing into the deeply unpopular Tory party they have taken votes from doesn't feel like the smartest strategy.
January 26, 2026 at 12:55 PM
Reform morphing into the deeply unpopular Tory party they have taken votes from doesn't feel like the smartest strategy.
Utd have scored 3 goals from 0.49 xG. I had to check, but Kepa isn't even in goal
January 25, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Utd have scored 3 goals from 0.49 xG. I had to check, but Kepa isn't even in goal
9 mins? This isn't over
January 25, 2026 at 3:48 PM
9 mins? This isn't over
This is all going rather well now isn't it.
January 25, 2026 at 3:31 PM
This is all going rather well now isn't it.
Penalty is the right decision, but if it's accidental why is it a card at all?
January 25, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Penalty is the right decision, but if it's accidental why is it a card at all?
Arm by his side but it stopped the ball going in
January 25, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Arm by his side but it stopped the ball going in
Neto is really not that guy. So so average
January 25, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Neto is really not that guy. So so average
Enzo has to score there
January 25, 2026 at 2:14 PM
Enzo has to score there
Looking at the Deloitte money tables published today, is it too cynical to suggest the lack of a FOS shirt sponsor is deliberate to make our financial situation look worse when they propose that to survive we need to leave the Bridge?
January 22, 2026 at 12:06 PM
Looking at the Deloitte money tables published today, is it too cynical to suggest the lack of a FOS shirt sponsor is deliberate to make our financial situation look worse when they propose that to survive we need to leave the Bridge?
Let's never speak of that again
January 21, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Let's never speak of that again
Crowd very flat. We're shit
January 21, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Crowd very flat. We're shit