Toadbald
@doctoad.bsky.social
A foul stench permeates the air.
You may remember me from such performances as Mr Onion and Mr Nimbus from the other place, or Rocky Robben from the days of AHFC.
You may remember me from such performances as Mr Onion and Mr Nimbus from the other place, or Rocky Robben from the days of AHFC.
Watched the highlights lads. 6 minutes of action. Gittens didn't feature. The backing off from Cucurella and Badiashile for the second goal was criminal.
December 10, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Watched the highlights lads. 6 minutes of action. Gittens didn't feature. The backing off from Cucurella and Badiashile for the second goal was criminal.
Lol two right backs on the pitch neither playing rb
December 9, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Lol two right backs on the pitch neither playing rb
Gittens doing anything? Can't remember hearing his name
December 9, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Gittens doing anything? Can't remember hearing his name
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Perhaps, after his new prize, Trump can be an intermediary between Salah and Liverpool
December 6, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Perhaps, after his new prize, Trump can be an intermediary between Salah and Liverpool
Movie you've watched more than 6 times with a gif. No Stars (Wars or Trek), LOTR, or Marvel
December 7, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Movie you've watched more than 6 times with a gif. No Stars (Wars or Trek), LOTR, or Marvel
This is genuinely one of the cringiest moments in history, right?
How to buy yourself a needy malignant narcissist? Just offer him a phony, made up "Peace Prize" & he's all your's!!!
No need for a formal ceremony as he'll snatch from the box & put it on all by himself. Both laughably pathetic AND pathetically laughable. 🤡 🫣
No need for a formal ceremony as he'll snatch from the box & put it on all by himself. Both laughably pathetic AND pathetically laughable. 🤡 🫣
December 6, 2025 at 8:44 PM
This is genuinely one of the cringiest moments in history, right?
A few good results, a few bad ones. That's about who we are. Not a serious. We've got a squad and manager to aim for top 4 and a cup run.
December 6, 2025 at 5:01 PM
A few good results, a few bad ones. That's about who we are. Not a serious. We've got a squad and manager to aim for top 4 and a cup run.
Bournemouth 1 point from 15 before today by the way
December 6, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Bournemouth 1 point from 15 before today by the way
Where's Nkunku when you need him?
December 6, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Where's Nkunku when you need him?
The Arse now on course to concede 23 over the season. I'd be surprised if they go under 30.
December 6, 2025 at 2:33 PM
The Arse now on course to concede 23 over the season. I'd be surprised if they go under 30.
always liked Carse bowling bouncers
December 5, 2025 at 10:13 AM
always liked Carse bowling bouncers
Match in the balance. Lights coming on. History suggests Australia will win the session. Be surprised if they lose more than one more wicket before close. #TheCricket
December 5, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Match in the balance. Lights coming on. History suggests Australia will win the session. Be surprised if they lose more than one more wicket before close. #TheCricket
Root 135, Crawley 75, the other 6 recognised batsmen totalled 69. If England were even half serious they'd be a good team #TheCricket
December 4, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Root 135, Crawley 75, the other 6 recognised batsmen totalled 69. If England were even half serious they'd be a good team #TheCricket
22 minutes to play, 19 overs yet to bowl. What has been going on with the over rate today?
December 4, 2025 at 11:10 AM
22 minutes to play, 19 overs yet to bowl. What has been going on with the over rate today?
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Very clever leaving 3 up defending corners. Prevents them crowding the 6 yard box, which is where they score a lot of goals
November 30, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Very clever leaving 3 up defending corners. Prevents them crowding the 6 yard box, which is where they score a lot of goals
Sense of inevitability now
November 30, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Sense of inevitability now
Don't understand putting Delap on
November 30, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Don't understand putting Delap on
He's deserved that from the first minute. Far too fired up
November 30, 2025 at 5:08 PM
He's deserved that from the first minute. Far too fired up
Wouldn't surprise me if he gets red for that
November 30, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Wouldn't surprise me if he gets red for that
Can't park there mate
"BANG! And the mess has gone!"
November 28, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Can't park there mate
Most entertaining game I've watched in a long time. Everyone played their part, even the ref had a good game. Back it up by beating Arsenal and even I will lay off the cynicism!
November 25, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Most entertaining game I've watched in a long time. Everyone played their part, even the ref had a good game. Back it up by beating Arsenal and even I will lay off the cynicism!