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Arnold T. Blumberg
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For our next RiffTrax viewing, we saw a dude drive and park his car for more runtime than he spent fighting. They never call our hero IRONHEART, but I guess he's the title guy?

He's good at kicking bad guys, and not much else. Truly a wet blanket in an oversized suit. www.rifftrax.com/ironheart
RiffTrax illustrated poster for the movie Ironheart. In the foreground are cartoon versions of the hero and main henchman having a martial arts fight with 8-bit hearts coming out of the kick. The tagline at the bottom reads, "It's 1992 as hell in Portland. Let's kick some butt and park some cars!" In the background are gray illustrated versions of a bunch of 90s cartoon and pop culture references as if they're fight spectators, including a Ninja Turtle, Sonic the Hedgehog, Tommy from Rugrats, Urkel, and more.
December 5, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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positivelynatalie.bsky.social
A few rules based on watching AMITYVILLE DOLLHOUSE:

Rule #1 - Don't watch this movie without RiffTrax
Rule #2 - Seriously, it's like three EC comics hot glued to a sticky puddle of cleared browser histories
Rule #3 - Teach your kids how to make a proper margarita

www.rifftrax.com/amityville-d...
RiffTrax illustrated poster for Amityville Dollhouse, with the tagline of "Fully furnished! Totally cursed!" It shows the titular dollhouse on fire in the center, with the girl from the movie looking possessed next to it and holding a doll. The mouse is in the foreground looking mean, along with a few bleeding sack dolls from the dollhouse with a dagger in one.
December 4, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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positivelynatalie.bsky.social
RiffTrax marathon day two brings us into the inane internal monologues of INSPECTOR MOM.

They couldn't decide between themes of "women can have it all" and "motherhood is the only fulfillment I need" so they just threw peanut butter on everything and called it a day. www.rifftrax.com/inspector-mom
RiffTrax illustrated poster art of Inspector Mom, presented by Bridget & Mary Jo. The illustration shows the main character, played by Danica McKellar, staring at a juice box through a magnifying glass so that one eye is enlarged. In the background her kids are in the back seat of a van while her husband brawls on the ground with their soccer coach.
December 3, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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positivelynatalie.bsky.social
We started our RiffTrax month with DAY OF THE ASSASSIN, which answers the question, "What do you get if you put John Wick in a blender with Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants?"

Chuck Connors plays a spy(?) who can't seem to catch a break or pick a favorite MLB team. www.rifftrax.com/day-of-the-a...
Illustrated RiffTrax poster for Day of the Assassin. It shows various assassin characters from the film holding weapons, standing behind Chuck Connors who is holding a flute in one hand and leaning on a walker with the other. Chuck Connors grinning while wearing a Baltimore Orioles hat. Chuck Connors drinking by a pool with a Chicago Cubs hat on the table in front of him. Chuck Connors looking worried while wearing a St. Louis Cardinals hat.
December 2, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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positivelynatalie.bsky.social
If you consider book design an art (we definitely do!), then we have all sorts of nonfiction books about pop culture. We don't sell on Amazon, we either create covers ourselves or hire wonderful human illustrators, and we work with a local printer.

www.atbpublishing.com
Overhead view of a line of books in rainbow colors, with spines facing the camera. Titles include, Outside In 2, Master of Horror, Outside In Takes a Stab, Outside In Boldly Goes, Outside In Gains a Soul, Red White and Who, Storytelling Engines, Outside In, Outside In Makes It So, Journey of the Living Dead, Outside In Trusts No One, Outside In Wants to Believe, and Bookwyrm: Volume 1. Overhead photo of a book sitting on a blanket that has a pattern of black and orange skeletons, with a VHS tape magnet also resting on the book. The book is Journey of the Living Dead and it has an illustration of a red-stained script with a large pair of black-framed glasses sitting on it. There are famous film zombies emerging from the glasses. The illustrator for this book cover is Lauren Moran. Book facing forward on top of a stack of identical books with spines facing out. The book is titled Bookwyrm and it features an illustration of a lounge and items inside the TARDIS from Doctor Who. This cover is illustrated by Dani Jones. Stack of books with one facing toward the camera. The book is Master of Horror: The Official Biography of Mick Garris. The cover features a mottled red and black background with a photo of Mick Garris looking like he's holding back the horrors behind him with his body. This cover is designed by the ATB Publishing team.
November 30, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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Yeah, whatever works! :)
November 30, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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Do what I always do; just assume the A&C movie takes place chronologically before HOUSE OF DRACULA. Fixed. :)
November 30, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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A screen cap from THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT (1999) showing Mike standing against a wall with his back to us.
November 29, 2025 at 9:30 PM