Ya, I ate a whole tub of pico in one sitting. Who cares? God does not love me
August 31, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Ya, I ate a whole tub of pico in one sitting. Who cares? God does not love me
Why are all French Canadians complete assholes? What made them that way???
July 7, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Why are all French Canadians complete assholes? What made them that way???
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there was no arsonist. those waymos just did that
June 10, 2025 at 8:22 PM
there was no arsonist. those waymos just did that
Across the nation, children are getting hooked on phonics. We need to put a stop to it
June 10, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Across the nation, children are getting hooked on phonics. We need to put a stop to it
“Dandrew” and “Billiam” would be beautiful names for a young man
June 9, 2025 at 1:09 PM
“Dandrew” and “Billiam” would be beautiful names for a young man
Door dashing galaxy gas
June 8, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Door dashing galaxy gas
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I think there is now sufficient available memory for every Zelda game to have an option where Link opts out and there's no adventure. just goes and lives a normal life instead. gets a job at Lon Lon Farm. dies of old age. he deserves this
June 4, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I think there is now sufficient available memory for every Zelda game to have an option where Link opts out and there's no adventure. just goes and lives a normal life instead. gets a job at Lon Lon Farm. dies of old age. he deserves this
The wait is over, the sequel has arrived. Beer 2.
June 4, 2025 at 10:01 PM
The wait is over, the sequel has arrived. Beer 2.
It’s 1:30 in the morning and I’m just sitting here building a Windows XP computer. Why am I like this? Who hurt me? Why do I just have all these parts?
May 31, 2025 at 5:32 AM
It’s 1:30 in the morning and I’m just sitting here building a Windows XP computer. Why am I like this? Who hurt me? Why do I just have all these parts?
Me, on crutches for the next 5 weeks and with a pending 2nd knee surgery: “I should buy a new skateboard”
May 26, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Me, on crutches for the next 5 weeks and with a pending 2nd knee surgery: “I should buy a new skateboard”
Tubi would be a beautiful name for a girl
May 22, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Tubi would be a beautiful name for a girl
Mr Biden I will donate my prostate to you
May 18, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Mr Biden I will donate my prostate to you
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May 14, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Idea: vitamin beer that, if you drink three (3) of them, you get 100% of your daily value of everything
May 14, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Idea: vitamin beer that, if you drink three (3) of them, you get 100% of your daily value of everything
The real “tri-state area” is Indiana/Michigan/Illinois
May 9, 2025 at 4:41 PM
The real “tri-state area” is Indiana/Michigan/Illinois
Pioneering the art of the nicotine edible
May 5, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Pioneering the art of the nicotine edible
Golly gee wiz I done did it
April 24, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Golly gee wiz I done did it
Quality goodwill haul
April 23, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Quality goodwill haul
I would like to officially announce my candidacy for pope
April 21, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I would like to officially announce my candidacy for pope
It’s okay to open multiple bags of chips at the same time. Having four open bags of chips in your kitchen is valid and healthy. Do not let anyone tell you not to open every single bag of chips you buy from a grocery store as soon as you get home to “have yourself a lil treat”
April 16, 2025 at 4:38 AM
It’s okay to open multiple bags of chips at the same time. Having four open bags of chips in your kitchen is valid and healthy. Do not let anyone tell you not to open every single bag of chips you buy from a grocery store as soon as you get home to “have yourself a lil treat”
At least once a week I think about this ramen I got at some random spot in Tokyo (I don’t remember what part, tbh) that was somehow the greatest meal I’ve ever had. I would murder a family of 4 to have this bowl in front of me again. I would commit several war crimes for just a single slurp.
April 12, 2025 at 8:40 PM
At least once a week I think about this ramen I got at some random spot in Tokyo (I don’t remember what part, tbh) that was somehow the greatest meal I’ve ever had. I would murder a family of 4 to have this bowl in front of me again. I would commit several war crimes for just a single slurp.
I’m such a fuckin bad boy. Sometimes, I throw cans away instead of recycling them just because I don’t feel like ripping the tab off the top. I’m so cool and edgy. I’m basically the leather jacket of people. You don’t wanna mess with me. Because I’m cool and tough. I’ll fuck you up, I bet.
April 10, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I’m such a fuckin bad boy. Sometimes, I throw cans away instead of recycling them just because I don’t feel like ripping the tab off the top. I’m so cool and edgy. I’m basically the leather jacket of people. You don’t wanna mess with me. Because I’m cool and tough. I’ll fuck you up, I bet.
Look at him, just look at him. Stunning. Wow
April 9, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Look at him, just look at him. Stunning. Wow
The cool part about owning an espresso machine is that you have something to look forward to when you wake up, instead of the unbearable dread of life immediately barreling into you as you’re forced to, once again, come to terms with you inability to change your life, much less the world. Very neat!
April 6, 2025 at 9:40 PM
The cool part about owning an espresso machine is that you have something to look forward to when you wake up, instead of the unbearable dread of life immediately barreling into you as you’re forced to, once again, come to terms with you inability to change your life, much less the world. Very neat!