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Jilly
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Dear me-from-last-night/year.
It is not cool to leave all the washing up for the next morning. 🙄🙄

(In my defence I was drinking a cocktail involving chocolate orange baileys, advocaat, toffee vodka and Malibu… possibly not my greatest invention.

Happy New Year!! ❤️
January 1, 2026 at 9:31 AM
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Saturday afternoon wrestling on ITV was a weekend highlight for everyone I knew. We need a return to watching two enormously fat men in silly nylon costumes slamming each other around the ring on national TV. Let's normalise athletic obesity again.
December 28, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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Actual genius
December 30, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Today I am making a second Christmas Dinner (for tea) because Mark was at his parents for Christmas Day.
I may be completely insane.
But… that means tomorrow I’m back to delicious leftovers butties! ☺️
December 28, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Happy Boxing Day, folks! ❤️
December 26, 2025 at 10:13 AM
December 25, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Merry Christmas to those who celebrate!
And Happy Birthday to my girl @kirstieksf ❤️
December 25, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Happy Christmas Eve Eve!
Both the men in my home have returned to bed and I am ordering an emergency deliver of… more cheese.
December 23, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Ok.
The Turkey has been delivered.
Thats it.
I’m now in the Christmas zone.

Let the cheese eating and baileys drinking begin!
December 21, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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"Think not of the books you've bought as a "to be read" pile. Instead, think of your bookcase as a wine cellar. You collect books to be read at the right time, the right place, and the right mood."

- Luc van Donkersgoed
December 18, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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No one genuinely likes Bruce Springsteen's music. People pretend to like it.
December 17, 2025 at 9:55 AM
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When at the supermarket loading belt, if I haven't finished loaded my shopping do not start loading your shopping. You will not get served any quicker and it gives me the hump. Thank you.
December 14, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Again? Seriously??
December 14, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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Word of the day, should you be feeling a little huffish, is ‘apanthropy’ (18th century): a love of solitude and the desire to be away from other people.
December 13, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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Look all I’m saying is if three weirdo strangers showed up to see my baby carrying a bunch of spices and going on and on about how ‘tender and mild’ he looks, we’d have a problem
December 10, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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I'm working on a project at the moment where I need to speak to people who have been affected by celebrity romance fraud - either as the victim who sent money or the friends/family of someone who did

DM me if you have an experience you can share

Please RT this to get more reach
December 8, 2025 at 5:53 PM
It never fails to amaze me just how much dust / dirt / bits are on the stairs every single week when I sweep up. Where does it all come from? Why does it congregate on the stairs?
December 5, 2025 at 10:55 AM
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The pepto bismol advert tune should try for Christmas no.1 and Eurovision. It's better than the usual shit.
November 30, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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Beatles fans! There's lots of Beatles-influenced jewellery in my Etsy shop including stuff made from upcycled old magazines and books.

And if you buy more than one item, you can get 10% off when you use the code MULTIPASS at checkout!

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November 27, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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Forgive the blatant plug, but these and other goodies are available at mysticmakes.etsy.com and if you use the code MULTIPASS at the checkout you get 10% off when you buy two or more items. (Not a Black Friday offer, this will be available for a while, certain well into the New Year)
Beatles fans! There's lots of Beatles-influenced jewellery in my Etsy shop including stuff made from upcycled old magazines and books.

And if you buy more than one item, you can get 10% off when you use the code MULTIPASS at checkout!

mysticmakes.etsy.com?section_id=3...
November 27, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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It's a real shame that no-one publishes a 3D map of our cities that shows the underground as well as the surface. Seeing the tunnels used by pedestrians, trains, roads, clean water, sewage, gas and electricity would be great. Hidden infrastructure that needs to be seen.
November 22, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 10:14 AM
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“ChatGPT 5.1 has entered the chat… and it’s not buying this fairy tale.”
November 20, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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A blatant plug for the Christmas jewellery in my Etsy shop.
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November 20, 2025 at 12:15 PM
I have to get up?? Out of this lovely warm bed?? Into The Cold?? But WHYYYYYYYY??

I think I’m going to stop being a human and become a full time bear so I can hibernate for winter.
November 20, 2025 at 7:41 AM