Alpharius The Unfunny
@dominatushydra.bsky.social
I am lost in my own delusional fantasies and having a blast.
Thinks he's way funnier than he actually is. That one guy who never shuts up about 40k for more than five seconds. Terminally online loser . makes shitty MS paint edits in spare time
Thinks he's way funnier than he actually is. That one guy who never shuts up about 40k for more than five seconds. Terminally online loser . makes shitty MS paint edits in spare time
Pinned
Y'know I never actually made one of those interests lists. should probably do that now.
Current hyperfixation list :
Helldivers
Warhammer (Fantasy and 40K)
Hololive
The Elder Scrolls
Fallout
Stellaris
Fanfictions
DDLC
Elite Dangerous
TF2
Gmod
Jojo
Sabaton
Half Life
Animation
Cool arts
Halo
History
Current hyperfixation list :
Helldivers
Warhammer (Fantasy and 40K)
Hololive
The Elder Scrolls
Fallout
Stellaris
Fanfictions
DDLC
Elite Dangerous
TF2
Gmod
Jojo
Sabaton
Half Life
Animation
Cool arts
Halo
History
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the real reason no one got on the elevator: they were bri'ish 🤯 #BloodflameArt #KFPicasso #ShiorinSketch
January 16, 2026 at 9:33 PM
the real reason no one got on the elevator: they were bri'ish 🤯 #BloodflameArt #KFPicasso #ShiorinSketch
Happy New Year, folks.
here's to 2026, and whatever shenanigans await us all.
here's to 2026, and whatever shenanigans await us all.
January 1, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Happy New Year, folks.
here's to 2026, and whatever shenanigans await us all.
here's to 2026, and whatever shenanigans await us all.
Ha
ha
haha
haha
Why does it just keep getting worse
ha
haha
haha
Why does it just keep getting worse
I fucking hate you Past Me.
You had absolutely no idea what we were in for, did you?
You had absolutely no idea what we were in for, did you?
Happy New Year, Here's to 2025 and one more year of all this bullshit.
September 13, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Ha
ha
haha
haha
Why does it just keep getting worse
ha
haha
haha
Why does it just keep getting worse
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Remember when entering the plane of Oblivion, always keep the high ground. Happy May the 4th! 🔥
May 4, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Remember when entering the plane of Oblivion, always keep the high ground. Happy May the 4th! 🔥
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I fucking hate you Past Me.
You had absolutely no idea what we were in for, did you?
You had absolutely no idea what we were in for, did you?
Happy New Year, Here's to 2025 and one more year of all this bullshit.
April 25, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I fucking hate you Past Me.
You had absolutely no idea what we were in for, did you?
You had absolutely no idea what we were in for, did you?
Yep, It feels so good to be back.
#OblivionRemastered
#OblivionRemastered
April 24, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Yep, It feels so good to be back.
#OblivionRemastered
#OblivionRemastered
Behold
peak gameplay.
peak gameplay.
April 17, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Behold
peak gameplay.
peak gameplay.
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Behold, The Lands of the Great Powers who hold back the Foetid Dark.
This highly requested map of the world of Trench Crusade was illustrated by the incomparable Jared Blando!
#trenchcrusade #trenchcrusadelore
This highly requested map of the world of Trench Crusade was illustrated by the incomparable Jared Blando!
#trenchcrusade #trenchcrusadelore
March 28, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Behold, The Lands of the Great Powers who hold back the Foetid Dark.
This highly requested map of the world of Trench Crusade was illustrated by the incomparable Jared Blando!
#trenchcrusade #trenchcrusadelore
This highly requested map of the world of Trench Crusade was illustrated by the incomparable Jared Blando!
#trenchcrusade #trenchcrusadelore
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I'm going to need you all to buy Assassins Creed Shadows, immediately.
March 25, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I'm going to need you all to buy Assassins Creed Shadows, immediately.
Got bored and decided to make a bad MS paint edit of my friends dog as an Inquisitor.
March 15, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Got bored and decided to make a bad MS paint edit of my friends dog as an Inquisitor.
I don't want to be in 2025 anymore.
March 9, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I don't want to be in 2025 anymore.
Just a reminder that SONY is a canon corporation in the Cyberpunk universe.
March 3, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Just a reminder that SONY is a canon corporation in the Cyberpunk universe.
I did it my waaaaaaaaaaaaay!
January 1, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I did it my waaaaaaaaaaaaay!
Happy New Year, Here's to 2025 and one more year of all this bullshit.
January 1, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Happy New Year, Here's to 2025 and one more year of all this bullshit.
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THE AGE OF ADVENT HAS ENDED! NO MORE WAITING FOR PRESENTS! FOLLOW ME AND YOU WILL HAVE A MERRY CHRISTMAS!
I! AM! SANTATRON!!!!!
I! AM! SANTATRON!!!!!
December 24, 2024 at 7:05 PM
THE AGE OF ADVENT HAS ENDED! NO MORE WAITING FOR PRESENTS! FOLLOW ME AND YOU WILL HAVE A MERRY CHRISTMAS!
I! AM! SANTATRON!!!!!
I! AM! SANTATRON!!!!!
Haven't looked at this account in a while, why do I have so many followers now.
a cartoon of patrick from spongebob squarepants standing next to a giant sponge
ALT: a cartoon of patrick from spongebob squarepants standing next to a giant sponge
media.tenor.com
December 24, 2024 at 12:09 AM
Haven't looked at this account in a while, why do I have so many followers now.
December 13, 2024 at 6:05 PM
*INCOHERENT HELLDIVER SCREAMING*
OH MY BLOODY GOD THEY'RE FINALLY HERE I'VE BEEN WAITING SO FUCKING LONG I'M SO HAPPY
OH MY BLOODY GOD THEY'RE FINALLY HERE I'VE BEEN WAITING SO FUCKING LONG I'M SO HAPPY
December 13, 2024 at 2:26 AM
*INCOHERENT HELLDIVER SCREAMING*
OH MY BLOODY GOD THEY'RE FINALLY HERE I'VE BEEN WAITING SO FUCKING LONG I'M SO HAPPY
OH MY BLOODY GOD THEY'RE FINALLY HERE I'VE BEEN WAITING SO FUCKING LONG I'M SO HAPPY
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I love videogames repost if you agree
November 30, 2024 at 7:39 PM
I love videogames repost if you agree
Y'know I never actually made one of those interests lists. should probably do that now.
Current hyperfixation list :
Helldivers
Warhammer (Fantasy and 40K)
Hololive
The Elder Scrolls
Fallout
Stellaris
Fanfictions
DDLC
Elite Dangerous
TF2
Gmod
Jojo
Sabaton
Half Life
Animation
Cool arts
Halo
History
Current hyperfixation list :
Helldivers
Warhammer (Fantasy and 40K)
Hololive
The Elder Scrolls
Fallout
Stellaris
Fanfictions
DDLC
Elite Dangerous
TF2
Gmod
Jojo
Sabaton
Half Life
Animation
Cool arts
Halo
History
November 23, 2024 at 6:51 PM
Y'know I never actually made one of those interests lists. should probably do that now.
Current hyperfixation list :
Helldivers
Warhammer (Fantasy and 40K)
Hololive
The Elder Scrolls
Fallout
Stellaris
Fanfictions
DDLC
Elite Dangerous
TF2
Gmod
Jojo
Sabaton
Half Life
Animation
Cool arts
Halo
History
Current hyperfixation list :
Helldivers
Warhammer (Fantasy and 40K)
Hololive
The Elder Scrolls
Fallout
Stellaris
Fanfictions
DDLC
Elite Dangerous
TF2
Gmod
Jojo
Sabaton
Half Life
Animation
Cool arts
Halo
History
The eternal cycle continues.
November 21, 2024 at 11:37 PM
The eternal cycle continues.
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It’s okay to be rude to people who want you to die
November 21, 2024 at 6:02 AM
It’s okay to be rude to people who want you to die