Reposted by dom 👹
Cuomo can say Kościuszko but not Mamdani?
October 23, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Cuomo can say Kościuszko but not Mamdani?
There’s something wild about taking a sick/mental health day, then finding out your pay is being docked for the day lol
October 21, 2025 at 3:02 PM
There’s something wild about taking a sick/mental health day, then finding out your pay is being docked for the day lol
Reposted by dom 👹
RIP Drew Struzan
October 14, 2025 at 5:17 PM
RIP Drew Struzan
Orlando has a Ch*rlie K*rk Memorial Highway, in case anyone needed to know how insane this state is
October 7, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Orlando has a Ch*rlie K*rk Memorial Highway, in case anyone needed to know how insane this state is
British person drinking a pickle milkshake near me “It’s got a kick!”
Fucking kill me
Fucking kill me
October 6, 2025 at 8:22 PM
British person drinking a pickle milkshake near me “It’s got a kick!”
Fucking kill me
Fucking kill me
Reposted by dom 👹
Stoner Architect Drafts All-Foyer Mansion https://theonion.com/stoner-architect-drafts-all-foyer-mansion-1819565679/
October 6, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Stoner Architect Drafts All-Foyer Mansion https://theonion.com/stoner-architect-drafts-all-foyer-mansion-1819565679/
Reposted by dom 👹
Warning: "Human Piñata" is exactly what it sounds like, and that means it's pretty gnarly 🪅
#CrowdControl @pftompkins.bsky.social
#CrowdControl @pftompkins.bsky.social
September 30, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Warning: "Human Piñata" is exactly what it sounds like, and that means it's pretty gnarly 🪅
#CrowdControl @pftompkins.bsky.social
#CrowdControl @pftompkins.bsky.social
It’s only Thursday 😭
September 25, 2025 at 10:45 AM
It’s only Thursday 😭
Reposted by dom 👹
Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again
September 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again
Reposted by dom 👹
Canceling Disney+ because they canceled Kimmel is well and good, but if you really want to make them pay attention, there is no better way than fucking Goofy's wife
September 21, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Canceling Disney+ because they canceled Kimmel is well and good, but if you really want to make them pay attention, there is no better way than fucking Goofy's wife
I did, in fact, get to sign for my package at the apartment. A christmas miracle
September 19, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I did, in fact, get to sign for my package at the apartment. A christmas miracle
Time to play “Will the FedEx driver knock on my apartment door so I can sign for my package?”
September 19, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Time to play “Will the FedEx driver knock on my apartment door so I can sign for my package?”
Orange iPhone day is Friday 🍊
September 17, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Orange iPhone day is Friday 🍊
Reposted by dom 👹
Embarrassing: the guy in the Cracker Barrel logo just came out in favor of universal basic income
August 27, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Embarrassing: the guy in the Cracker Barrel logo just came out in favor of universal basic income
Reposted by dom 👹
I know there's a lot of controversy about the Cracker Barrel logo, so I worked up a new option that should be good with everyone... The barrel is back, but it's now guarded by Scubble, The Cracker Goblin. I also worked up a new slogan for the company!
August 22, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I know there's a lot of controversy about the Cracker Barrel logo, so I worked up a new option that should be good with everyone... The barrel is back, but it's now guarded by Scubble, The Cracker Goblin. I also worked up a new slogan for the company!
Reposted by dom 👹
Counterpoint: no it doesn’t you fuckin moron
August 23, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Counterpoint: no it doesn’t you fuckin moron
When I used to have Fbook, three of my friends were having a convo in the pic comments of a photo they all used as their prof picture. I thought it would be funny to change mine to the same and try and join the convo. They did not find it funny lol
August 22, 2025 at 2:47 PM
When I used to have Fbook, three of my friends were having a convo in the pic comments of a photo they all used as their prof picture. I thought it would be funny to change mine to the same and try and join the convo. They did not find it funny lol
Reposted by dom 👹
A terrorist targeted federal workers last week. There wasn’t much reporting on it. But I’m not finished thinking about it! 🧵
An anti-vaxxer fired more than 500 gunshots into CDC Atlanta, shattering 150 “blast-proof” windows on 6 buildings. Employees were pinned down in terror.
An anti-vaxxer fired more than 500 gunshots into CDC Atlanta, shattering 150 “blast-proof” windows on 6 buildings. Employees were pinned down in terror.
August 17, 2025 at 1:35 AM
A terrorist targeted federal workers last week. There wasn’t much reporting on it. But I’m not finished thinking about it! 🧵
An anti-vaxxer fired more than 500 gunshots into CDC Atlanta, shattering 150 “blast-proof” windows on 6 buildings. Employees were pinned down in terror.
An anti-vaxxer fired more than 500 gunshots into CDC Atlanta, shattering 150 “blast-proof” windows on 6 buildings. Employees were pinned down in terror.
Love that Outlook never opens the first time you click it. It’s like Microsoft own way of saying “You sure you want to do this today?”
August 14, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Love that Outlook never opens the first time you click it. It’s like Microsoft own way of saying “You sure you want to do this today?”
I will never understand how people just completely forgot how much of a scum bag M*K is. This city continues to surprise me every day
August 12, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I will never understand how people just completely forgot how much of a scum bag M*K is. This city continues to surprise me every day
Reposted by dom 👹
Idc what those nerds say, iOS 26 is dope
August 7, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Idc what those nerds say, iOS 26 is dope
I’m 34 years old and I still am invited to family parties as the “and family” for my dad 😂
August 5, 2025 at 10:50 AM
I’m 34 years old and I still am invited to family parties as the “and family” for my dad 😂
Not that I’m some kind of LinkedIn chud, but does DJT need to be all over it constantly??
July 23, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Not that I’m some kind of LinkedIn chud, but does DJT need to be all over it constantly??