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Don Carlos Toledo
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P.T. Barnum said it so long ago
Heritage, Heritage version
December 23, 2025 at 11:16 AM
The evidence is that a lot of people are going to be extra, extra, extra, extra broke if it doesn't happen
December 23, 2025 at 11:15 AM
You're telling me that the giant plagiarism autocorrect blender isn't suddenly going to become smarter than all the stolen stuff we feed into it, even if we throw a trillion dollars worth of GPUs at it that we bought on margin?
December 23, 2025 at 11:11 AM
And when my grandmother spontaneously grows wheels, she could become a golf cart

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"The issue isn't Terminators. The issue is Tulips"
December 23, 2025 at 11:09 AM
December 23, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Maybe start with the 4 who voted for MTG's anti-Trans bill
December 22, 2025 at 1:26 AM
"AI will make us all rich: If the transgender agenda doesn't stop it first"
December 22, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Instead, we'll be airing a 4 hour special on the "War on Christmas Crisis and how Woke Antifas are destroying the US Economy"
December 22, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Also, news flash: It was 100% possible to get EXTREMELY potent weed 30 years ago. You just had to know the right people.
December 22, 2025 at 1:21 AM
You're worried about 'sending the wrong message'? Don't be, there's never gonna be a shortage of boomers telling us how the weed at woodstock wasn't as potent even though there hasn't been any good music made since frampton came alive.

You feel like your opinion hasn't been heard? Try being Gen X.
December 22, 2025 at 1:13 AM
The Atlantic is run by the same Midtown Manhattan grannies who control the NYT editorial board, whose liberalism peaked in 1975 and is frozen there. Get off their lawn, they canvassed for McGovern, etc.
December 22, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Oh ffs. You guys are a joke, fucking uptight hand-wringy moral panic boomers.. give it a rest already. You even admit that Schedule I is absurd, got a better idea? Schedule III is the bare minimum, it ought to be descheduled already.

This you, too?

www.theatlantic.com/technology/a...
The Environmental Cost of Internet Porn
So many people watch porn online that the industry’s carbon footprint might be worse now that it was in the days of DVDs and magazines.
www.theatlantic.com
December 22, 2025 at 1:09 AM
He's a horrible human being, they know he's a horrible human being, they don't care that he's a horrible human being, cuz he both gives them permission to express the horrible sides of themselves they've felt forced by society to hide, and he also pisses off- & hurts- the people they hate.
December 20, 2025 at 1:40 PM
it's an interesting question, come to think of it.. like if you're the Michael Jordan of incompetence, or the Albert Einstein of idiotic gibberish... are you 'the best' 🤔
December 20, 2025 at 1:32 PM
They're not sending their best
December 20, 2025 at 1:27 PM
"The issue isn't Terminators. The issue is Tulips"
December 9, 2025 at 12:37 PM
"You know what... We're fighting for you. Honest." - Chuck "Droopy Dog" Schumer

Don't worry, the DSCC will find its mojo when the time comes to send endless fundraising texts
November 10, 2025 at 8:53 AM
I mean, if they were gonna fucking cave and give the GOP exactly what they've been demanding the whole time, i.e. a vague fucking promise to hold a future vote, why even bother with the shutdown at all?
November 10, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Senator Dick Drebbin
November 10, 2025 at 5:12 AM
that said
November 10, 2025 at 5:11 AM