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HORTENSIO.
@dong.social
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HORTENSIO. @dong.social · Apr 7
“There is but one truly serious philosophical problem, and that is suicide. Judging whether life is or is not worth living amounts to answering the fundamental question of philosophy.”

Camus
A map of the US has a face and arms, and is psychotically stabbing itself with two daggers. Above, maps of the EU and China look on in horror and consternation.
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HORTENSIO. @dong.social · 5h
charging up in my Posting Chamber
Nihilanth from Half-Life 1
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HORTENSIO. @dong.social · 5h
only voting for prokaryotes from now on
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HORTENSIO. @dong.social · 5h
i disdain to click on any youtube with a red arrow in the thumbnail
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HORTENSIO. @dong.social · 5h
space hides a terrible power
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­­　­　­　the­　­­　­　­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · Aug 7
next week mr beast is set to release 100 hostages
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HORTENSIO. @dong.social · 5h
speaking of "brick by brick" www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTQ2...
Brick By Brick Suck My....
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Mike Maguire @mike-m1967.bsky.social · 9h
The absolute horror, send in the air force Pam.
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HORTENSIO. @dong.social · 5h
What organization
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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social · 3d
Oxo good grips broadsword
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HORTENSIO. @dong.social · 7h
use a stem splitter
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 10h
induce pon farr
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HORTENSIO. @dong.social · 9h
Click Negg
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HORTENSIO. @dong.social · 9h
so what
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HORTENSIO. @dong.social · 9h
you should learn fortran too. why not
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actualnames.bsky.social
Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 15h
Dick Brain

England and Wales, Birth Registration Index, 1837-2008
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Burba Candlesnuff @goblin.fans · 14h
all gooners go to heaven
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HORTENSIO. @dong.social · 9h
you know what you can ping me when that's on line
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Gupp @kenny-loggoff.bsky.social · 13h
it take 242 howler monkey to turn over cop car
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goblin.news
orcus @goblin.news · 14h
The metalpeckers have arrived. They’re listening for wires squirming for electricity in there. They will dig it out.
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HORTENSIO. @dong.social · 9h
that cartoon has such a good intro
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HORTENSIO. @dong.social · 9h
spanish pac-man was grim
El Golpe game box
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HORTENSIO. @dong.social · 9h
an escalator is just a safe paternoster
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HORTENSIO. @dong.social · 9h
Resin?
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HORTENSIO. @dong.social · 9h
interested
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HORTENSIO. @dong.social · 9h
I'd put 33% on that (lots of moving parts)