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33 | PA | ♈️ | lover of cats, books, and espresso martinis | slow runner
knowing trump is having a bad day today is enough to make my day a bit better
November 5, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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Shit's been so bad I haven't even insulted Elon in six weeks
September 26, 2025 at 11:30 AM
put on lipgloss before going on a walk over lunch and it’s windy-ish. now my hair keeps getting stuck in my lipgloss and i’m overstimulated.
October 8, 2025 at 5:15 PM
one ugly, loud, annoying, evil
white guy eats it and now people are trying to guilt me into seeing it as a loss
September 12, 2025 at 10:54 AM
i have taylor swift fatigue
August 26, 2025 at 5:34 PM
i like to picture jesus in a tuxedo t-shirt
July 13, 2025 at 12:43 AM
being called an "easy child" is not a compliment :)
July 8, 2025 at 1:41 PM
not now, elon
July 7, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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Vibe check:
July 2, 2025 at 3:51 PM
saw brand new last night after their 8 year hiatus and i forgot how bad the world is for 2 hours
July 2, 2025 at 3:18 PM
labubus are the new furbies and it must be stopped
June 16, 2025 at 2:48 PM
what the actual fuck is happening in america anymore? i’m scared.
June 14, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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funniest day online since the billionaire submersible went missing
June 5, 2025 at 7:57 PM
i may download twitter again
June 5, 2025 at 11:53 PM
i wish i was born of generational wealth
June 5, 2025 at 1:32 PM
i am going to be devastated when my cat dies. he better outlive me.
June 1, 2025 at 12:03 AM
POV: your my boss throwing more work at me and i’m smiling with tears in my eyes saying “i can make time.”
May 28, 2025 at 11:40 AM
stop bringing your kids to fucking breweries
May 23, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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Literally 24 hours ago Elon said “I’m out I’m done.” And now the president is saying he is taking direct orders from Elon about foreign policy concerning Elon’s home country.
Trump: "Elon is from South Africa. I don't want to get Elon involved. That's all I have to do -- get him in another thing. This is what Elon wanted."
May 21, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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If you like the horrific slop known as "oatmeal" that's your business but keep it to yourself. Don't barge into my replies to defend it. Don't tell me about the 50 ingredients I need to add to make it edible. Do not tell me that cooking cardboard is a "skill issue"
May 20, 2025 at 8:03 PM
just slammed “do not play the artist” option for benson boone on spotify. ain’t no way anyone actually listens to his shit, right?
May 19, 2025 at 1:46 PM
“grind” is on amazon prime, if you even care
May 15, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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May 13, 2025 at 10:27 PM
my ADHD med dosage keep getting upped and therefore, i become more powerful
May 12, 2025 at 9:07 PM