SurelyUcantBserious
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Will history record that the Insurrection Act was imposed after an assault on the Federal Government by broom and snow shovel?
January 15, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Will history record that the Insurrection Act was imposed after an assault on the Federal Government by broom and snow shovel?
Stephen Miller: Injustice committed by the Unjust is a double negative Justice that cancel each other
January 15, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Stephen Miller: Injustice committed by the Unjust is a double negative Justice that cancel each other
When the US defunds all of its' soft power all Trump can do is act like a dick and hope people think you're hard.
January 15, 2026 at 3:49 PM
When the US defunds all of its' soft power all Trump can do is act like a dick and hope people think you're hard.
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I have been sitting on this cartoon for awhile, particularly happy to finally release this panel into the wild.
January 15, 2026 at 2:58 PM
I have been sitting on this cartoon for awhile, particularly happy to finally release this panel into the wild.
We are only allowed to tax the billionaires if the AI owned by the billionaires says it is OK.
January 15, 2026 at 1:52 PM
We are only allowed to tax the billionaires if the AI owned by the billionaires says it is OK.
ICE strongly considering use of No-More-Tears Tear Gas for baby agitators.
January 15, 2026 at 1:36 PM
ICE strongly considering use of No-More-Tears Tear Gas for baby agitators.
Living on an island in a sea of maga be like
January 15, 2026 at 1:21 PM
Living on an island in a sea of maga be like
I am sure this was beneficial to the mental health of those involved
January 15, 2026 at 12:56 PM
I am sure this was beneficial to the mental health of those involved
Does EVERYTHING need to be green?!
I know no one likes how Trump has decorated the Oval Office but you /really/ wouldn’t like what I’d do to it.
January 15, 2026 at 12:54 PM
Does EVERYTHING need to be green?!
"American (bombs) First!" They shouted into the winds of change for a dollar
January 15, 2026 at 12:52 PM
"American (bombs) First!" They shouted into the winds of change for a dollar
Agents feared for their lives when they realized their coin collection was missing. More at 11
January 15, 2026 at 12:47 PM
Agents feared for their lives when they realized their coin collection was missing. More at 11
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How long till some MAGA parents name their daughter Dawnald?
January 15, 2026 at 1:13 AM
How long till some MAGA parents name their daughter Dawnald?
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🤡BEYOND PARODY
SEN. MULLIN: “I support removing 🇮🇷 ‘s regime.”
COLLINS: “You’re ok taking out the Iranian regime?”
MULLIN: “I am.”
*seconds later*
MULLIN: “We’re not into regime change.”
COLLINS: “But you just said you are.”
MULLIN: “Yeah, Absolutely.”
Bro whut🤦🏻♂️
SEN. MULLIN: “I support removing 🇮🇷 ‘s regime.”
COLLINS: “You’re ok taking out the Iranian regime?”
MULLIN: “I am.”
*seconds later*
MULLIN: “We’re not into regime change.”
COLLINS: “But you just said you are.”
MULLIN: “Yeah, Absolutely.”
Bro whut🤦🏻♂️
January 14, 2026 at 2:10 PM
🤡BEYOND PARODY
SEN. MULLIN: “I support removing 🇮🇷 ‘s regime.”
COLLINS: “You’re ok taking out the Iranian regime?”
MULLIN: “I am.”
*seconds later*
MULLIN: “We’re not into regime change.”
COLLINS: “But you just said you are.”
MULLIN: “Yeah, Absolutely.”
Bro whut🤦🏻♂️
SEN. MULLIN: “I support removing 🇮🇷 ‘s regime.”
COLLINS: “You’re ok taking out the Iranian regime?”
MULLIN: “I am.”
*seconds later*
MULLIN: “We’re not into regime change.”
COLLINS: “But you just said you are.”
MULLIN: “Yeah, Absolutely.”
Bro whut🤦🏻♂️
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I absolutely love her.
Rachel Cohen (lady in video) is a Harvard Law grad who quit Paul Weiss when the firm chose to lick Trump’s feet. She’s gone on to found an org urging grassroots resistance.
GO RACHEL!
About Rachel:
www.chicagomag.com/chicago-maga...
America Demands:
www.americandemands.com
Rachel Cohen (lady in video) is a Harvard Law grad who quit Paul Weiss when the firm chose to lick Trump’s feet. She’s gone on to found an org urging grassroots resistance.
GO RACHEL!
About Rachel:
www.chicagomag.com/chicago-maga...
America Demands:
www.americandemands.com
January 15, 2026 at 12:43 AM
I absolutely love her.
Rachel Cohen (lady in video) is a Harvard Law grad who quit Paul Weiss when the firm chose to lick Trump’s feet. She’s gone on to found an org urging grassroots resistance.
GO RACHEL!
About Rachel:
www.chicagomag.com/chicago-maga...
America Demands:
www.americandemands.com
Rachel Cohen (lady in video) is a Harvard Law grad who quit Paul Weiss when the firm chose to lick Trump’s feet. She’s gone on to found an org urging grassroots resistance.
GO RACHEL!
About Rachel:
www.chicagomag.com/chicago-maga...
America Demands:
www.americandemands.com
Musk, who is about to unleash Grok into the DoD, says any illegal images recently created by the same AI, is due to adversarial hacking and, of course, he is not at fault.
The bode is not good for future Grok endeavors.
The bode is not good for future Grok endeavors.
January 15, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Musk, who is about to unleash Grok into the DoD, says any illegal images recently created by the same AI, is due to adversarial hacking and, of course, he is not at fault.
The bode is not good for future Grok endeavors.
The bode is not good for future Grok endeavors.
6 armed men in military fatigues retreat into a minivan.
That's the joke.
That's the joke.
January 15, 2026 at 12:32 AM
6 armed men in military fatigues retreat into a minivan.
That's the joke.
That's the joke.
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Here's a good 85-minute episode about the bad 900-page book. youtu.be/U5WFMi_SlgM
They're Still Doing Project 2025 and It's All Bad - SOME MORE NEWS
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January 14, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Here's a good 85-minute episode about the bad 900-page book. youtu.be/U5WFMi_SlgM
Someone's got a swell cleft in their chin like Gaston
January 14, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Someone's got a swell cleft in their chin like Gaston
It's MS. Hudson and the MS stands for Microsoft
i want a spin-off of Elementary that's about the secret helper who lives in the brownstone's walls who does all of Sherlock's reams of printing, taping printed documents and photos to walls, building dioramas, and assorted other set dressing that Sherlock physically does *not* have time to do
so first it turns out i wasn't anywhere near halfway through—they made more seasons than i thought
and for second, we just got to the one where detective bell finds out he's dating an internal affairs investigator and the show is full on copaganda, thin-blue-line, IA "jams up good cops"
and for second, we just got to the one where detective bell finds out he's dating an internal affairs investigator and the show is full on copaganda, thin-blue-line, IA "jams up good cops"
January 14, 2026 at 8:09 PM
It's MS. Hudson and the MS stands for Microsoft
RNC currently taking all suggestions on how and where to wear their solidarity internal-bleeding bandages. More information expected soon.
January 14, 2026 at 8:07 PM
RNC currently taking all suggestions on how and where to wear their solidarity internal-bleeding bandages. More information expected soon.
Anti Union Rhetoric Incoming
January 14, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Anti Union Rhetoric Incoming
Little known fact:
FIFA also has a War Prize
FIFA also has a War Prize
Americans are being quietly pulled from a key US air base in Qatar as the White House weighs whether to launch strikes on Iran. The US military has begun evacuating personnel from Al Udeid Air Base as a precaution in case the Nobel Peace Prize Reject gets itchy fingers. (WSJ)
January 14, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Little known fact:
FIFA also has a War Prize
FIFA also has a War Prize