Sammie K
@dontgiveasam.bsky.social
Eternally tired. Video games. Dogs. Coffee. Window shopper. Detroit Red Wings, Lions, and Tigers.
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"America is an oil company with an army."
—George Carlin
—George Carlin
January 4, 2026 at 7:21 PM
"America is an oil company with an army."
—George Carlin
—George Carlin
We are truly blessed that we got Eartha Kitt as Yzma. Can’t imagine anyone better nailing the role.
January 4, 2026 at 3:54 PM
We are truly blessed that we got Eartha Kitt as Yzma. Can’t imagine anyone better nailing the role.
When your partner’s parents not only get you Cricut supplies for Christmas but also say you have to show them one of these days how you make everything>> ☺️
January 4, 2026 at 2:37 PM
When your partner’s parents not only get you Cricut supplies for Christmas but also say you have to show them one of these days how you make everything>> ☺️
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I love being able to watch any hockey game but my own team on Hulu/espn+ 🫠
November 21, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I love being able to watch any hockey game but my own team on Hulu/espn+ 🫠
I dream of the day @timhortonsofficial.bsky.social sells their creamer is U.S. stores. I rather have that than Dunkin. If I could brew Tim’s at home and have the Double Double mix 🥲Please let me have some.
November 17, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I dream of the day @timhortonsofficial.bsky.social sells their creamer is U.S. stores. I rather have that than Dunkin. If I could brew Tim’s at home and have the Double Double mix 🥲Please let me have some.
I walked away and started getting things ready for work the next day. I’d rather miss some Lions than listen to that.
Government is shut down. Chaos in airports. 42 million going hungry. 24 million face skyrocketing healthcare costs. Economy in turmoil. And the president of the United States is in the Fox broadcast booth calling plays for a football game.
November 10, 2025 at 12:34 PM
I walked away and started getting things ready for work the next day. I’d rather miss some Lions than listen to that.
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The dress I bought for my birthday today didn’t work out and nothing good at kohls. It’s definitely first world problems but after five years of wfh wardrobe I wanted to look nice for my birthday dinner. #VentingToTheVoid
November 3, 2025 at 3:30 PM
The dress I bought for my birthday today didn’t work out and nothing good at kohls. It’s definitely first world problems but after five years of wfh wardrobe I wanted to look nice for my birthday dinner. #VentingToTheVoid
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Me seeing Adams in the club vs me seeing Mamdani in the club
November 2, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Me seeing Adams in the club vs me seeing Mamdani in the club
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Please stop asking me about my health. I'm ignoring it right now.
October 19, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Please stop asking me about my health. I'm ignoring it right now.
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1 in 3 people is living with neurological condition, such as stroke, epilepsy, migraine, autism.
Despite the number of people with these conditions, those in low- and middle- income countries face the greatest challenges http://bit.ly/4oj81yH
Despite the number of people with these conditions, those in low- and middle- income countries face the greatest challenges http://bit.ly/4oj81yH
October 14, 2025 at 9:31 AM
1 in 3 people is living with neurological condition, such as stroke, epilepsy, migraine, autism.
Despite the number of people with these conditions, those in low- and middle- income countries face the greatest challenges http://bit.ly/4oj81yH
Despite the number of people with these conditions, those in low- and middle- income countries face the greatest challenges http://bit.ly/4oj81yH
Pretty rude to get sick on the first of my favorite month.
a black and white drawing of a sad ghost with the words the sad ghost club
ALT: a black and white drawing of a sad ghost with the words the sad ghost club
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October 2, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Pretty rude to get sick on the first of my favorite month.
It would be nice if we could adjust the opacity of my companion in #Borderlands4 unless I’m missing it in settings. #VexVaultHunter
September 25, 2025 at 7:39 PM
It would be nice if we could adjust the opacity of my companion in #Borderlands4 unless I’m missing it in settings. #VexVaultHunter
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If you think that adults taking Tylenol hurt kids, just wait until you read what the adults in the Epstein Files were doing to them.
September 25, 2025 at 2:16 AM
If you think that adults taking Tylenol hurt kids, just wait until you read what the adults in the Epstein Files were doing to them.
I’m at that age where I just want every little kitchen gadget and I really am my father’s daughter.
September 6, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I’m at that age where I just want every little kitchen gadget and I really am my father’s daughter.
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Due to rising food costs, the 5-second rule has hereby been extended to 10 seconds.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
August 29, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Due to rising food costs, the 5-second rule has hereby been extended to 10 seconds.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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CDC is no longer surveilling outbreaks caused by campylobacter, cyclospora, listeria, shigella, vibrio and Yersinia. What could go wrong?
The CDC quietly scaled back a surveillance program for foodborne illnesses.
As of July 1, a critical surveillance program is monitoring for only two pathogens instead of the usual eight.
www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...
As of July 1, a critical surveillance program is monitoring for only two pathogens instead of the usual eight.
www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...
The CDC quietly scaled back a surveillance program for foodborne illnesses
As of July 1, a critical surveillance program is monitoring for only two pathogens instead of the usual eight.
www.nbcnews.com
August 27, 2025 at 5:02 AM
CDC is no longer surveilling outbreaks caused by campylobacter, cyclospora, listeria, shigella, vibrio and Yersinia. What could go wrong?
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Can’t wait for @jaketapper.bsky.social’s book about this
August 18, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Can’t wait for @jaketapper.bsky.social’s book about this
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Grief is so very strange.
August 3, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Grief is so very strange.
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"You can't be sick every day! That's not how life works!"
ME: Thanks. I'll let my chronic illness know.
ME: Thanks. I'll let my chronic illness know.
August 3, 2025 at 11:55 AM
"You can't be sick every day! That's not how life works!"
ME: Thanks. I'll let my chronic illness know.
ME: Thanks. I'll let my chronic illness know.
Watching The Flinstones (1994) movie as an adult feels like a fever dream.
July 28, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Watching The Flinstones (1994) movie as an adult feels like a fever dream.
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July 20, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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