Twanald
@doodoobrain.bsky.social
I just want to laugh with y’all.
“WE’LL HIRE ONLY THE BEST PEOPLE.”
Another example to substantiate the claim that *the best people* clearly means “any white person I owe a favor—regardless of their professional qualifications.”
Otherwise, your team wouldn’t have given SCOTUS “the wrong numbers.”
Another example to substantiate the claim that *the best people* clearly means “any white person I owe a favor—regardless of their professional qualifications.”
Otherwise, your team wouldn’t have given SCOTUS “the wrong numbers.”
November 11, 2025 at 2:05 PM
“WE’LL HIRE ONLY THE BEST PEOPLE.”
Another example to substantiate the claim that *the best people* clearly means “any white person I owe a favor—regardless of their professional qualifications.”
Otherwise, your team wouldn’t have given SCOTUS “the wrong numbers.”
Another example to substantiate the claim that *the best people* clearly means “any white person I owe a favor—regardless of their professional qualifications.”
Otherwise, your team wouldn’t have given SCOTUS “the wrong numbers.”
“No one on campus will stand there while I tell them about my white supremacist beliefs or my thoroughly-debunked economic ideas…aNd tHaT’s VioLenCe!”
September 12, 2025 at 11:59 PM
“No one on campus will stand there while I tell them about my white supremacist beliefs or my thoroughly-debunked economic ideas…aNd tHaT’s VioLenCe!”
To all who observe
September 11, 2025 at 12:52 PM
To all who observe
When I was single, my walls were bare, I had a borrowed futon, and my TV was trash-picked with a built-in DVD player. My future wife was overjoyed (relieved?) to find my set of midcentury pink Monterrey dishes, art deco barware, clean towels, and *library* books. Autistic alcoholic priorities.
September 7, 2025 at 10:55 AM
When I was single, my walls were bare, I had a borrowed futon, and my TV was trash-picked with a built-in DVD player. My future wife was overjoyed (relieved?) to find my set of midcentury pink Monterrey dishes, art deco barware, clean towels, and *library* books. Autistic alcoholic priorities.
Can’t get there with a pulse, bitch. Try harder.
August 30, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Can’t get there with a pulse, bitch. Try harder.
Trump likes having dirt on people close to him. Gaetz has always been pro-MAGA, but he was also being investigated by DOJ for possible sex trafficking offenses. I think that’s why the Gaetz nomination was one of the first announced (on 11/13/24, a mere week after the election).
July 11, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Trump likes having dirt on people close to him. Gaetz has always been pro-MAGA, but he was also being investigated by DOJ for possible sex trafficking offenses. I think that’s why the Gaetz nomination was one of the first announced (on 11/13/24, a mere week after the election).
Just noticing that the grok logo is based on depictions of a black hole’s event horizon—which is absolutely perfect, but for reasons beyond Musk’s grasp. Tech companies are coalescing into a singularity under the gravity of “the market,” leaving only a hot pile of nothing that only sucks resources.
July 10, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Just noticing that the grok logo is based on depictions of a black hole’s event horizon—which is absolutely perfect, but for reasons beyond Musk’s grasp. Tech companies are coalescing into a singularity under the gravity of “the market,” leaving only a hot pile of nothing that only sucks resources.
More or less than DOGE already has?
June 17, 2025 at 1:01 PM
More or less than DOGE already has?
POV: You and the homies bonding over your shared belief in a geocentric model of the universe.
June 14, 2025 at 10:45 PM
POV: You and the homies bonding over your shared belief in a geocentric model of the universe.
…and then enshittification came for Max Headroom.
June 11, 2025 at 11:26 PM
…and then enshittification came for Max Headroom.
He’s watching the classics and trying to come up with his own “Annexation of Puerto Rico.”
June 10, 2025 at 10:37 AM
He’s watching the classics and trying to come up with his own “Annexation of Puerto Rico.”
Why? Is he gonna commit seppuku at WrestleMania 41?
April 17, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Why? Is he gonna commit seppuku at WrestleMania 41?
Sir, this is a GameStop.
February 22, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Sir, this is a GameStop.
Nice cameltoe, shithead.
February 21, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Nice cameltoe, shithead.
In the far-right “memeosphere,” depictions of men tend toward this fetishization of masculinity produced by generative AI.
January 24, 2025 at 1:04 PM
In the far-right “memeosphere,” depictions of men tend toward this fetishization of masculinity produced by generative AI.
“See!? Told ya we’re not weird!”
November 29, 2024 at 1:21 AM
“See!? Told ya we’re not weird!”
There’s a really good joke buried toward the end of this ABC News article about how Trump’s tariffs will drive price increases.
November 19, 2024 at 7:53 PM
There’s a really good joke buried toward the end of this ABC News article about how Trump’s tariffs will drive price increases.
