Twanald
@doodoobrain.bsky.social
I just want to laugh with y’all.
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"I’m just driving as fast as possible because I don’t fully understand the purpose of life. I have, like, a general sense? I know we’re supposed to have money and live somewhere, and we need to eat food, but after that, I don’t really get the rest of it."
I Like to Almost Kill People by Driving Past Them at 125 mph in My Modified Honda Accord
Everyone’s got their thing. For some, it’s baking. Others, gardening. Me? I like to take a modified Honda Accord, drive over 100 mph, and swerve be...
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November 19, 2025 at 3:00 AM
"I’m just driving as fast as possible because I don’t fully understand the purpose of life. I have, like, a general sense? I know we’re supposed to have money and live somewhere, and we need to eat food, but after that, I don’t really get the rest of it."
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Do we have all the Epstein files right now?
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November 18, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Do we have all the Epstein files right now?
yes No
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Great! Trump
Let’s is
read blocking
them them
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Great! Trump
Let’s is
read blocking
them them
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Trump is the pedo protector and if a democrat operated like this that’s what the gop would have been saying for months. A few Dems have said it (credit to Jeffries) but it’s just not a sustained drum beat.
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Trump is the pedo protector and if a democrat operated like this that’s what the gop would have been saying for months. A few Dems have said it (credit to Jeffries) but it’s just not a sustained drum beat.
“Don’t those pesky authors understand that if I have to pay for the raw materials I use to make my product that I’ll go bankrupt!?” - AI CEOs.
AI advocates have warned that if every author in the class action filed a claim, it would "financially ruin" the entire industry.
Authors celebrate “historic” settlement coming soon in Anthropic class action
Advocates fear such settlements will “financially ruin” the AI industry.
arstechnica.com
November 18, 2025 at 1:46 PM
“Don’t those pesky authors understand that if I have to pay for the raw materials I use to make my product that I’ll go bankrupt!?” - AI CEOs.
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“One of the attorneys said part of the operational plan involves undercover ICE and FBI agents attending and documenting church security plans.”
"Agencies within the U.S. Department of Homeland Security, including ICE, ERO, and CBP intend to implement a comprehensive plan to target Spanish-speaking churches across the country during the upcoming holiday season between Thanksgiving, Nov. 27, and Christmas, Dec. 25."
Exclusive: Trump DHS Plans Immigration Raids on Churches Over Holidays
The Trump Dept. of Homeland Security is briefing federal agencies on plans for immigration enforcement operations inside churches over holidays.
thisweekinworcester.com
November 18, 2025 at 12:16 PM
“One of the attorneys said part of the operational plan involves undercover ICE and FBI agents attending and documenting church security plans.”
You mean the guy cosplaying as a lobotomized wolverine wants to be president?
LMAO -- Ted Cruz is on Fox News talking about running for president in 2028
November 17, 2025 at 9:48 PM
You mean the guy cosplaying as a lobotomized wolverine wants to be president?
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If the Epstein Files were a 'hoax' as far as Trump is concerned, wouldn't full immediate release be the best way to prove it 🤔
November 16, 2025 at 7:56 PM
If the Epstein Files were a 'hoax' as far as Trump is concerned, wouldn't full immediate release be the best way to prove it 🤔
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This is just protestantism
The app Text With Jesus uses artificial intelligence and chatbots to offer spiritual guidance to users who are looking to connect with a higher power: on.nbc10.com/7XM8xrf
People can text with Jesus on a controversial new app. How does it work?
Artificial intelligence app Text With Jesus lets users chat with biblical figures and it is raising debate over faith and technology.
on.nbc10.com
November 14, 2025 at 9:14 PM
This is just protestantism
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🔗: https://www.al.com/news/2025/11/alabama-prison-labor-in-hyundai-supply-chain-driving-has-devastating-effect-on-wages-researchers-say.html
Researchers at Columbia University say the use of prison labor in Hyundai’s supply chain is driving down wages.
Researchers at Columbia University say the use of prison labor in Hyundai’s supply chain is driving down wages.
November 14, 2025 at 3:00 AM
🔗: https://www.al.com/news/2025/11/alabama-prison-labor-in-hyundai-supply-chain-driving-has-devastating-effect-on-wages-researchers-say.html
Researchers at Columbia University say the use of prison labor in Hyundai’s supply chain is driving down wages.
Researchers at Columbia University say the use of prison labor in Hyundai’s supply chain is driving down wages.
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when is a WH pool reporter going to ask Trump directly if he's a pedophile rapist
November 13, 2025 at 2:48 PM
when is a WH pool reporter going to ask Trump directly if he's a pedophile rapist
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3️⃣ We find white children exposed to academies fared worse as adults.
📉 Human capital index ↓ 0.04 SD
📉 Economic self-sufficiency ↓ 0.06 SD
This evidence suggests White families may have sacrificed educational quality to maintain racial segregation.
11/12
📉 Human capital index ↓ 0.04 SD
📉 Economic self-sufficiency ↓ 0.06 SD
This evidence suggests White families may have sacrificed educational quality to maintain racial segregation.
11/12
November 12, 2025 at 3:57 PM
3️⃣ We find white children exposed to academies fared worse as adults.
📉 Human capital index ↓ 0.04 SD
📉 Economic self-sufficiency ↓ 0.06 SD
This evidence suggests White families may have sacrificed educational quality to maintain racial segregation.
11/12
📉 Human capital index ↓ 0.04 SD
📉 Economic self-sufficiency ↓ 0.06 SD
This evidence suggests White families may have sacrificed educational quality to maintain racial segregation.
11/12
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Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-still-polling-well-with-working-class-american-pedophiles/
November 12, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-still-polling-well-with-working-class-american-pedophiles/
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Trump's Guilty!
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Trump's Guilty!
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this should be obvious but the reason Trump is working desperately against Epstein transparency is because he's guilty
November 12, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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Trump's Guilty!
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Trump's Guilty!
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Do NOT grant these evil people the assumption that they will get away with anything. We don’t know that.
Repeatedly making demands for accountability can and does break through over time, even against the right wing noise machine.
Repeatedly making demands for accountability can and does break through over time, even against the right wing noise machine.
November 12, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Do NOT grant these evil people the assumption that they will get away with anything. We don’t know that.
Repeatedly making demands for accountability can and does break through over time, even against the right wing noise machine.
Repeatedly making demands for accountability can and does break through over time, even against the right wing noise machine.
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It would make America a banana republic to investigate the very obvious crimes of the former president that he is extremely guilty of
it's a real shame there wasn't just a Democratic president with control of federal law enforcement for 4 years, otherwise it would be pretty fuckin outrageous that he didn't find this
A direct email exchange from 2011 between Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell, just released by House Oversight Committee Democrats.
November 12, 2025 at 5:21 PM
It would make America a banana republic to investigate the very obvious crimes of the former president that he is extremely guilty of
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One of the GOP's sweatier Epstein defenses has been "if they had good stuff they'd have used it when Biden was president." But the growing awareness that Garland spiked anything that could look political explains this!
I feel like “mad at Merrick Garland” is going to hit a whole new level.
November 12, 2025 at 5:21 PM
One of the GOP's sweatier Epstein defenses has been "if they had good stuff they'd have used it when Biden was president." But the growing awareness that Garland spiked anything that could look political explains this!
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The Trump Administration is saying its $20 billion bailout for Argentina is classified.
Give me a break. Trump just wants to hide the receipts.
Americans deserve to know where their money went.
Give me a break. Trump just wants to hide the receipts.
Americans deserve to know where their money went.
November 12, 2025 at 5:21 PM
The Trump Administration is saying its $20 billion bailout for Argentina is classified.
Give me a break. Trump just wants to hide the receipts.
Americans deserve to know where their money went.
Give me a break. Trump just wants to hide the receipts.
Americans deserve to know where their money went.
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*at christmas* “look, honey, of course we all wanted more things under the tree, but the people in charge made the completely reasonable decision to protect the international brotherhood of sex pests”
November 12, 2025 at 5:22 PM
*at christmas* “look, honey, of course we all wanted more things under the tree, but the people in charge made the completely reasonable decision to protect the international brotherhood of sex pests”
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Reminder: a) natural gas is super dirty (methane is a powerful greenhouse gas, making natural gas as bad for the climate as coal); b) it's also much more expensive than solar or wind; c) and no, it's NOT a "bridge fuel"...quite the contrary bluevirginia.us/2025/11/wedn...
November 12, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Reminder: a) natural gas is super dirty (methane is a powerful greenhouse gas, making natural gas as bad for the climate as coal); b) it's also much more expensive than solar or wind; c) and no, it's NOT a "bridge fuel"...quite the contrary bluevirginia.us/2025/11/wedn...
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McGovern: He would rather appeal to the highest court in the land to starve people than simply provide them with the food assistance that he is legally obligated to do. That is the Republican policy position. We will give you your food if you let us take away your health care.
November 12, 2025 at 12:08 AM
McGovern: He would rather appeal to the highest court in the land to starve people than simply provide them with the food assistance that he is legally obligated to do. That is the Republican policy position. We will give you your food if you let us take away your health care.
You’ve be-clowned yourself by
voting for this BS, @kaine.senate.gov. I am truly disappointed in you for choosing to give-in to these terrorists’ demands. You capitulated in exchange for NOTHING while teaching Republicans they can extract concessions by holding Americans hostage. A true failure.
voting for this BS, @kaine.senate.gov. I am truly disappointed in you for choosing to give-in to these terrorists’ demands. You capitulated in exchange for NOTHING while teaching Republicans they can extract concessions by holding Americans hostage. A true failure.
Schumer allows a provision to go into the supposedly “clean” CR to allow people like Ted Cruz to file lawsuits for money over Jack Smith’s J6 investigation. Amazing Dem leadership in the senate. Thanks Chuck!
November 11, 2025 at 2:19 PM
You’ve be-clowned yourself by
voting for this BS, @kaine.senate.gov. I am truly disappointed in you for choosing to give-in to these terrorists’ demands. You capitulated in exchange for NOTHING while teaching Republicans they can extract concessions by holding Americans hostage. A true failure.
voting for this BS, @kaine.senate.gov. I am truly disappointed in you for choosing to give-in to these terrorists’ demands. You capitulated in exchange for NOTHING while teaching Republicans they can extract concessions by holding Americans hostage. A true failure.
“WE’LL HIRE ONLY THE BEST PEOPLE.”
Another example to substantiate the claim that *the best people* clearly means “any white person I owe a favor—regardless of their professional qualifications.”
Otherwise, your team wouldn’t have given SCOTUS “the wrong numbers.”
Another example to substantiate the claim that *the best people* clearly means “any white person I owe a favor—regardless of their professional qualifications.”
Otherwise, your team wouldn’t have given SCOTUS “the wrong numbers.”
November 11, 2025 at 2:05 PM
“WE’LL HIRE ONLY THE BEST PEOPLE.”
Another example to substantiate the claim that *the best people* clearly means “any white person I owe a favor—regardless of their professional qualifications.”
Otherwise, your team wouldn’t have given SCOTUS “the wrong numbers.”
Another example to substantiate the claim that *the best people* clearly means “any white person I owe a favor—regardless of their professional qualifications.”
Otherwise, your team wouldn’t have given SCOTUS “the wrong numbers.”
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Oh, so he totally stole the money
November 11, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Oh, so he totally stole the money
@kaine.senate.gov out here selling the family’s cow—not just for magicians—but for the mere *promise* of a handful of magic beans. It makes you look like an idiot.
The Senate on Sunday took the first step toward ending the longest government shutdown in U.S. history, after a group of Democrats broke from their party and voted with Republicans to advance legislation to reopen the government. Here's what to know: nyti.ms/4oxaeHb
November 10, 2025 at 12:37 PM
@kaine.senate.gov out here selling the family’s cow—not just for magicians—but for the mere *promise* of a handful of magic beans. It makes you look like an idiot.
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For years, plastic surgeons thought the proportions of a beautiful buttocks should follow the Fibonacci sequence. Now, people are looking for a more Kardashian shape. www.wired.com/story/book-e...
The Mysterious Math Behind the Brazilian Butt Lift
For years, plastic surgeons thought the proportions of a beautiful buttocks should follow the Fibonacci sequence. Now, people are looking for a more Kardashian shape.
www.wired.com
November 10, 2025 at 11:35 AM
For years, plastic surgeons thought the proportions of a beautiful buttocks should follow the Fibonacci sequence. Now, people are looking for a more Kardashian shape. www.wired.com/story/book-e...