Doofenschmirtz
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Perry the Platypus?! You're here just in time! #Exvangelical #Athiest #Liberal #GoHawks
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As you already well know by now, it's all lies.
Every single thing anyone in this entire administration says is a lie.
All of it.
Every time.
Every single thing anyone in this entire administration says is a lie.
All of it.
Every time.
January 16, 2026 at 9:30 PM
As you already well know by now, it's all lies.
Every single thing anyone in this entire administration says is a lie.
All of it.
Every time.
Every single thing anyone in this entire administration says is a lie.
All of it.
Every time.
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Who else is excited that Canada has dropped tariffs on Chinese EVS from 100% to 6.1% for the first 49,000 units?
January 16, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Who else is excited that Canada has dropped tariffs on Chinese EVS from 100% to 6.1% for the first 49,000 units?
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CNN Poll: 58% Say Trump's First Year Is A Failure
Just information to do with as you please..
Just information to do with as you please..
January 16, 2026 at 7:43 PM
CNN Poll: 58% Say Trump's First Year Is A Failure
Just information to do with as you please..
Just information to do with as you please..
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RFK Jr saying children need policies based on reality, and science is peak irony.
Today’s reminder that he has no medical, or public health training.
Today’s reminder that he has no medical, or public health training.
January 16, 2026 at 10:29 PM
RFK Jr saying children need policies based on reality, and science is peak irony.
Today’s reminder that he has no medical, or public health training.
Today’s reminder that he has no medical, or public health training.
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Not only did Hillary and Kamala warn them, so did Black Men, Black Women, and Educated White Folks.. the rest of them voted for this shit..
January 16, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Not only did Hillary and Kamala warn them, so did Black Men, Black Women, and Educated White Folks.. the rest of them voted for this shit..
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Remember we would always see the “Patriot Front” jumping out of Uhauls, marching through towns? That stopped when ICE got started, I just can’t figure that out
January 16, 2026 at 1:38 PM
Remember we would always see the “Patriot Front” jumping out of Uhauls, marching through towns? That stopped when ICE got started, I just can’t figure that out
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What I’ve learned about American politics the last decade is there is an annoyingly sizable population that does not actually believe in anything and simply imprints on the latest thing they heard on the radio like a duckling
January 16, 2026 at 3:06 PM
What I’ve learned about American politics the last decade is there is an annoyingly sizable population that does not actually believe in anything and simply imprints on the latest thing they heard on the radio like a duckling
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86% of Americans polled don't want to invade Greenland which is almost as many people who demand to see the Epstein files
January 16, 2026 at 3:59 PM
86% of Americans polled don't want to invade Greenland which is almost as many people who demand to see the Epstein files
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I couldn’t have said it better.
January 15, 2026 at 10:12 PM
I couldn’t have said it better.
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Donald Trump gets a lot of hate, but it’s not enough. We can do better.
January 15, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Donald Trump gets a lot of hate, but it’s not enough. We can do better.
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George Conway: “Donald Trump is a man who represents all the things we teach our children not to be. He’s a liar. He’s a thief. He’s a molester. He has no remorse, no shame, no empathy. He has no loyalty to the law, to the Constitution. This man is the lowest character of all”
January 15, 2026 at 4:31 AM
George Conway: “Donald Trump is a man who represents all the things we teach our children not to be. He’s a liar. He’s a thief. He’s a molester. He has no remorse, no shame, no empathy. He has no loyalty to the law, to the Constitution. This man is the lowest character of all”
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I'd contribute $5 a week to a general campaign to fund people yelling funny & humiliating things at Trump.
January 14, 2026 at 7:27 PM
I'd contribute $5 a week to a general campaign to fund people yelling funny & humiliating things at Trump.
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i don't think we need to hear from americans for the following twelve months
they've done enough
they've done enough
January 15, 2026 at 12:02 AM
i don't think we need to hear from americans for the following twelve months
they've done enough
they've done enough
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NOTICE FROM THE MEME WAREHOUSE:
"Due to this ridiculous government statement, we are currently out of stock of 'Sure, Jan' memes. We will notify you when new stock arrives. Thank you for your patience."
"Due to this ridiculous government statement, we are currently out of stock of 'Sure, Jan' memes. We will notify you when new stock arrives. Thank you for your patience."
federal officials are now claiming that Jonathan Ross, the ICE agent who killed Renee Good, "suffered internal bleeding"
ICE agent involved in shooting of Renee Good suffered internal bleeding, officials claim
abcnews.go.com
January 14, 2026 at 10:30 PM
NOTICE FROM THE MEME WAREHOUSE:
"Due to this ridiculous government statement, we are currently out of stock of 'Sure, Jan' memes. We will notify you when new stock arrives. Thank you for your patience."
"Due to this ridiculous government statement, we are currently out of stock of 'Sure, Jan' memes. We will notify you when new stock arrives. Thank you for your patience."
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Healthcare must be expensive in the US.They have a President in desperate and urgent need of help but they rather have the country and the planet go to pots before they give him the help he needs.It obviously can't be cured but one can give him some quality of life in his last days. A farm? Upstate?
January 12, 2026 at 2:14 PM
Healthcare must be expensive in the US.They have a President in desperate and urgent need of help but they rather have the country and the planet go to pots before they give him the help he needs.It obviously can't be cured but one can give him some quality of life in his last days. A farm? Upstate?
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And I’m gonna "like" this post every day so nobody forgets exactly who Pedophile Trump is and why the Epstein files have suddenly disappeared. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
#Justice4theVictims_NOW
#Justice4theVictims_NOW
🔥🔥🔥 DO NOT BE DISTRACTED BY MADURO & STAY LOUD!!
🔥🔥🔥 DONALD TRUMP IS GOING DOWN!!
TRUMP & EPSTEIN ARE SEX TRAFFICKERS!!! I’m gonna post this every day so nobody forgets exactly who Pedophile Trump is and why the Epstein files have suddenly disappeared. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
🔥🔥🔥 DONALD TRUMP IS GOING DOWN!!
TRUMP & EPSTEIN ARE SEX TRAFFICKERS!!! I’m gonna post this every day so nobody forgets exactly who Pedophile Trump is and why the Epstein files have suddenly disappeared. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
January 11, 2026 at 8:50 PM
And I’m gonna "like" this post every day so nobody forgets exactly who Pedophile Trump is and why the Epstein files have suddenly disappeared. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
#Justice4theVictims_NOW
#Justice4theVictims_NOW
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Looks like the regime has put JD in charge of bullshit.
January 11, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Looks like the regime has put JD in charge of bullshit.
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40% of Bluesky have been contestants on Jeopardy making us a very smart website but all of them came in third so its not like that impressive
January 9, 2026 at 3:25 AM
40% of Bluesky have been contestants on Jeopardy making us a very smart website but all of them came in third so its not like that impressive
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Here’s some things that can be done by a party out of power
- file impeachment articles every day in the House
- withhold unanimous consent in the senate and filibuster every nominee
- be everywhere with comms saying this is lawless and impeachable
- file impeachment articles every day in the House
- withhold unanimous consent in the senate and filibuster every nominee
- be everywhere with comms saying this is lawless and impeachable
January 8, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Here’s some things that can be done by a party out of power
- file impeachment articles every day in the House
- withhold unanimous consent in the senate and filibuster every nominee
- be everywhere with comms saying this is lawless and impeachable
- file impeachment articles every day in the House
- withhold unanimous consent in the senate and filibuster every nominee
- be everywhere with comms saying this is lawless and impeachable
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Governor I was not familiar with your game
January 8, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Governor I was not familiar with your game
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"Over the last 30 years, I have hospitalized hundreds of children with complications from influenza, RSV, rotavirus and other vaccine-preventable diseases that have now been removed from the CDC schedule. I have never hospitalized a child from a vaccine reaction."
abcnews.go.com/Health/pedia...
abcnews.go.com/Health/pedia...
Some pediatricians are already seeing negative effects of changing vaccine recommendations
Pediatricians told ABC News they are urging parents to still vaccinate their children despite changing federal guidance
abcnews.go.com
January 8, 2026 at 3:31 AM
"Over the last 30 years, I have hospitalized hundreds of children with complications from influenza, RSV, rotavirus and other vaccine-preventable diseases that have now been removed from the CDC schedule. I have never hospitalized a child from a vaccine reaction."
abcnews.go.com/Health/pedia...
abcnews.go.com/Health/pedia...
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CBS News, probably: “We salute you, Kristi Noem!”
(I guess I have to say this is satire because it’s too believable)
(I guess I have to say this is satire because it’s too believable)
January 8, 2026 at 9:44 PM
CBS News, probably: “We salute you, Kristi Noem!”
(I guess I have to say this is satire because it’s too believable)
(I guess I have to say this is satire because it’s too believable)
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Canada vs. USA
January 8, 2026 at 8:31 AM
Canada vs. USA
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These people vote.
January 8, 2026 at 3:36 AM
These people vote.