Pedro do Vilão
@dookieflea.bsky.social
I read books, I write books. I have insomnia because sleeping is hard.
You both paint. Well, he USED to paint, then he did a Nazism.
November 27, 2024 at 2:36 AM
You both paint. Well, he USED to paint, then he did a Nazism.
"You can tell because there's only one."
November 27, 2024 at 2:32 AM
"You can tell because there's only one."
*He explains, holding out a hairy coconut*
November 26, 2024 at 11:23 PM
*He explains, holding out a hairy coconut*
Oh. Funny, nothing seems different. Have we just been in hell this whole time?
November 26, 2024 at 11:22 PM
Oh. Funny, nothing seems different. Have we just been in hell this whole time?
Happy to hear that nothing has changed in the interim.
November 26, 2024 at 6:40 PM
Happy to hear that nothing has changed in the interim.
It still bothers me that I wrote "social media new cult" instead of "new social media cult".
November 26, 2024 at 5:36 PM
It still bothers me that I wrote "social media new cult" instead of "new social media cult".
Your enjoyment sickens me.
December 10, 2023 at 2:39 PM
Your enjoyment sickens me.
Weak shit. Your day should still be terrible.
October 20, 2023 at 3:54 PM
Weak shit. Your day should still be terrible.
Well, he should have thought about that before he chose that face.
September 28, 2023 at 12:22 AM
Well, he should have thought about that before he chose that face.
Cancelled for insensitivity to the dead.
September 25, 2023 at 10:23 PM
Cancelled for insensitivity to the dead.
What about the guy above you? Is he decadent too?
September 23, 2023 at 9:12 PM
What about the guy above you? Is he decadent too?
No I don't. (Yes, nailed it.)
September 19, 2023 at 1:04 AM
No I don't. (Yes, nailed it.)
Glad to hear I'm a cult. I just wish I had more members.
September 18, 2023 at 6:55 PM
Glad to hear I'm a cult. I just wish I had more members.
My favourite part of the Metamorphosis is how quickly Gregor's transformation becomes a simple domestic nuisance for his family. (I have no comment on the inanity of this reviewer's reading comprehension.)
September 17, 2023 at 9:29 PM
My favourite part of the Metamorphosis is how quickly Gregor's transformation becomes a simple domestic nuisance for his family. (I have no comment on the inanity of this reviewer's reading comprehension.)
Read it. She didn't even get the bear penis in her. Excuse me, I thought I was reading a book about a woman fucking a bear. 1 star. (She does shit in solidarity with the bear. Touching moment. So maybe 2 stars.)
September 17, 2023 at 9:22 PM
Read it. She didn't even get the bear penis in her. Excuse me, I thought I was reading a book about a woman fucking a bear. 1 star. (She does shit in solidarity with the bear. Touching moment. So maybe 2 stars.)
I was disembowelled by a paper cut once. They're no joke.
September 17, 2023 at 9:17 PM
I was disembowelled by a paper cut once. They're no joke.
Reposted by Pedro do Vilão
I swear to god my fingers are Satan.
September 5, 2023 at 10:27 AM
I swear to god my fingers are Satan.
Who reads Bret Easton Ellis and likes him, is the real question.
September 13, 2023 at 6:10 PM
Who reads Bret Easton Ellis and likes him, is the real question.