@lordjuiblex.bsky.social I'm back, I guess.

Anyone: Remember the days when you could just -

Me: No. And shut up.

Leibniz: "But [...] we acknowledge, moreover, before we see it, that God does all the best possible, in accordance with the infinite wisdom."

Me, burning my finger this morning while cooking: "I acknowledge no such thing!"

incredible

I swear to god my fingers are Satan.

I'm cynical about brands. But I do think that, if we have to have brands, everything should be cat-themed. This is a correct opinion I have.

Ratgate is real. Stay tuned for further updates.

I have now read all published works by Jane Austen. Do I get my prize now?

Last night I had a dream Elon Musk took over the extra room in my dorm and wouldn't let me play his electric drum set. I'm still angry at him.

I find myself at 2:30am. reading essays by John Calvin, and wonder if this is perhaps a form of self-harm.

Hot take: Infinite Jest is garbage. And not because it's "difficult".

Today my sister ejected a human being from her body. Nature is some gnarly shit.

So begins the social media new cult.