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@dookofurl.bsky.social
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Lost my mind, but found another
He/him/they, don’t tell my mother


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worked all day, set up a meeting after, and came home to find raccoons fucking on the neighbors’ garage
photo of two raccoons in the act of lovemaking on top of a garage. kind of blurry, but pretty good for a photo taken in the dark
February 6, 2026 at 5:55 AM
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so much rizz
columbo getting down to business wearing a magenta feather boa
February 4, 2026 at 12:50 AM
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young james harden without his signature giant beard
February 3, 2026 at 5:41 PM
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Hawkeye and Klinger will return in Avengers Doomsday
alan alda and jamie farr in mash as hawkeye and klinger. klinger is wearing a pink dress, white gloves and a sun hat
January 12, 2026 at 11:42 PM
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aww ❤️
alber @captainacab.airbud.website: happy new year you clock watching ducks d.ly @dly.bsky.social: happy new year, imaginary weirdos ❤️
January 1, 2026 at 5:09 AM
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google search, 10am: need new world how make good …good weapons …good food …goods …good armor …good money …good gear …good boxes
December 29, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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merry christmas from roku city, carol
roku city movie theater marquee reads “hello, carol”
December 25, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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“is this a pigeon?” butterfly meme, but it’s “is this a proposal?”
December 22, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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happy holidays, folks 🎁
my gift to you, the California “UPPDAWG” vanity license plate spotted in the wild. it is on a white Audi SUV, black plate with yellow letters. license plate frame reads “what’s” at the top, and “???” at the bottom.
December 22, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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hmm 🤔
timeline screenshot, neutral ambassador posts, “You think it's too late to get Elizabeth Fraser and Lisa Gerrard together in a glossolalia-off?” while directly below, Grey Them Pronouns posts, “There's no reason to avoid dialogue just to avoid discourse but there's plenty of reason to avoid discourse”
December 8, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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got a good one earlier
orange moonrise over george deukmejian bridge in far background, someone’s front yard christmas decoration in foreground, an illuminated star with spiral string of lights down its support pole. distant plane at very top edge of the frame
December 7, 2025 at 6:37 AM
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moonshot
moon peeking between two trees yesterday 12/4, early rise
December 6, 2025 at 7:25 AM
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happy birthday!! 🎁
rapper from the simpsons wearing a gold necklace that says “Thursday the 20th”
November 20, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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no, frinkiac is back online!
November 18, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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what is happening
rob gronkowski mid sentence, on a zoom call with a cardboard sign on the wall behind him like you would see someone begging on a freeway off ramp with: it says “dudes on dudes”. also on the wall is a framed poster with football related photos, text seems to be “bro-power”
November 5, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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fun trivia, this is in Van Nuys, California
screenshot of google maps: Gloria Avenue in Van Nuys, south of Nordhoff Street, there is a small street running parallel to it a block west called Gaynor Avenue.
November 4, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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saw a headline about if mamdani is elected it would ignite a massive nyc exododus. all of you that have posted encouraging messages of just doing art, that it doesn’t have to be good right away; this one’s on you
crummy drawing of giant exododus on fire in (ostensibly) NYC. it is screaming “Cuomoooohnooo!” idk how a screen reader would say that, but it is a portmanteau? of cuomo and oh no. do not vote for andrew cuomo, the exododus does not exist
November 3, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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hit it, Randy! I love LA cartoon drawing of randy newman
November 2, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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best wishes and rapid healing to you, brother ❤️‍🩹 nothing but the best!
tiny fluorescent green frog on a fingertip. meme text reads “you are loved. this is a threat”
October 27, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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woah
screenshot of dook’s timeline: mr. cannoli: is diarrhea funny again, is it ok to talk about it terror @weedlejuice.bsky.social: *Regurgitates my goop to nourish you*
October 22, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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visited portland this year, this art depicts a mellow sasquatch with skateboard (cool) , but is on a garbage can (nazi). verdict?
street art on garbage can in Portland. an orange sasquatch with zen smiling face kickflips a red skateboard with yellow wheels & tree on deck over a tree stump in the forest. PDX in similarly orange letters above the scene
October 22, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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i…am a coward!!
scene from the simpsons; it’s the zorro movie they watch in the beginning of the tomacco episode (S11:E5) which inspires homer to slap people with a glove & challenge them to a duel to get his way. it is the Scarlet Pimpernel grabbing Zorro by the collar, saying the line this skeet is referencing
October 16, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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we got our first rainy day so i’m wearing my duck shoes, which do not have ducks on them, but are water resistant and mallard colored, so hooray 🥳
the “duck shoes”: water resistant vans with olive green, yellow, and brown.
October 14, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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😄
Phantom Deeks: I'd be good for you Endless Screaming AAAAAAAAAAAHH
October 13, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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tl magic
Leen McBeans: There is no 'love' in marriage but there an i and 'rage'. Coincidence? Theciscokidder: "Better the devil you know than the devil you don't," is the secret to a long marriage.
October 7, 2025 at 5:32 AM