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Lost my mind, but found another
He/him/they, don’t tell my mother


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if i die in london, send me to france
and scatter my ashes where the naked ladies dance
quelle est le “georg clowny”?
January 26, 2026 at 6:10 PM
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at this point, we can all agree that Nermal is a nonbinary icon and just leave it at that
January 26, 2026 at 4:53 PM
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An absolute legend whose music w/ Robbie is woven deep into my memories, my love of reggae, my taste in drumming, and my deepest appreciation for what music can and could be. RIP. May his memory be a blessing 🖤
January 26, 2026 at 4:42 PM
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And that's why the Butlerian impulse you see so often here on bluesky isn't true Luddism. It's simply containment logic:

If there's even a chance of atrocity: stop
If there's chance of mystification-for-profit: stop
If the discourse itself makes evaluation impossible: stop
January 26, 2026 at 3:46 PM
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This is a must-read if you want Australia to remain a functioning democracy.
A discreet intellectual network has been reshaping the world for 70 years. Here's how
A constant battle of ideas reshapes the world we live in, and few groups have been more successful in winning the war than the little-known Atlas Network.
www.abc.net.au
January 26, 2026 at 2:24 AM
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Celebrities are weird.
January 25, 2026 at 7:45 PM
look, i don’t need anybody to teach me how to dougie, but honestly, i could use a quick refresher on the stanky leg
January 25, 2026 at 7:12 PM
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"Everything in the universe is connected, everything is one" I say as way of explanation after being caught with my dick stuck in a Galaga machine
January 25, 2026 at 4:03 PM
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LaGuardia sounds like a virus your dog gets from eating a gyro off the street
December 14, 2024 at 9:38 PM
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hi if you use IG can you please follow the handbasket there so i can “diversify” “platforms”

www.instagram.com/thehandbaske...
January 23, 2026 at 9:38 PM
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The great thing about Radiohead is how they're discovered every 4 years or so.
January 23, 2026 at 6:43 AM
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I was born in the right generation I love smoking nicotine out of a tiny computer and being afraid of love
February 11, 2024 at 10:06 PM
Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals"

Funny Girl With Big Naturals
Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals"

The Hateful Eight with Big Naturals
Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals"

The Lord of the Rings:
The Return of the King with Big Naturals
January 21, 2026 at 10:53 PM
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This is a global far right power grab, so the sooner everybody realizes that and puts aside their deeply outdated notions around national identity, which got us here to begin with, the better. The only way out is through, but the only way through is all of us fighting these climate warlords together
January 21, 2026 at 6:29 PM
The Rock With Big Naturals
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January 21, 2026 at 10:11 PM
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This is super cool. The Blazers are the first professional sports team to provide OneCourt's haptic display at every home game!
This cutting-edge technology enables fans who are Blind or Low Vision to experience live basketball action in real-time, at no additional cost. #RipCity #Blazers
January 12, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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I have hands for building altars, lips to pray to reckless gods

I was made to be a devotee
January 21, 2026 at 8:14 PM
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Burlesque performer named Sideshow Boob.
January 21, 2026 at 7:32 PM
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I keep going back to this profound paragraph by Hannah Arendt.
December 24, 2024 at 12:32 AM
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The President of the United States and the dumbest motherfucker on earth should be two different people.
January 21, 2026 at 5:04 PM
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January 21, 2026 at 3:03 PM
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When I say funny things in my house only a few people laugh. Look, I love my family but this is not sustainable.
January 21, 2026 at 5:16 PM
dly puts the fun in funnt
“OH YOU DONT THINK POOPOOPEEPEE IS POLITICAL, HOW FUNNT”
January 21, 2026 at 5:11 PM
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I have officially retired from making jokes about politics. only poopoopeepee from here on out.
January 21, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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any pastor who works for ice should be smited on the spot but the almighty is too busy making sure i don’t jack off
January 21, 2026 at 4:20 PM