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Lost my mind, but found another
He/him/they, don’t tell my mother
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@dookofurl.bsky.social
· Apr 2
if i die in london, send me to france
and scatter my ashes where the naked ladies dance
and scatter my ashes where the naked ladies dance
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No. The Thing is a movie about a bunch of people who all distrust and hate each other trapped in one building as the tension between them slowly builds until it reaches a breaking point. It's a Thanksgiving movie.
Should John Carpenter's THE THING be officially classified as a Christmas movie? Let your voice be heard!
Is John Carpenter’s THE THING A Christmas Movie? Have Your Say
Should John Carpenter's THE THING be officially classified as a Christmas movie? Let your voice be heard!
dlvr.it
November 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
No. The Thing is a movie about a bunch of people who all distrust and hate each other trapped in one building as the tension between them slowly builds until it reaches a breaking point. It's a Thanksgiving movie.
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guess i'm finally a retiree*
*hate watching The Price Is Right
*hate watching The Price Is Right
November 26, 2025 at 4:41 PM
guess i'm finally a retiree*
*hate watching The Price Is Right
*hate watching The Price Is Right
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A silica gel packet for my balls.
November 26, 2025 at 2:55 AM
A silica gel packet for my balls.
(eighteen months later)
“…more like Pee *Doody*!”
“…more like Pee *Doody*!”
November 26, 2025 at 3:15 AM
(eighteen months later)
“…more like Pee *Doody*!”
“…more like Pee *Doody*!”
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Me: Ha ha, fuck yeah, I need to post this shit, banger for sure!
My likes:
My likes:
November 25, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Me: Ha ha, fuck yeah, I need to post this shit, banger for sure!
My likes:
My likes:
just grow up and say you think america sucks. there’s no reason to bring the pies into this.
November 25, 2025 at 10:31 PM
just grow up and say you think america sucks. there’s no reason to bring the pies into this.
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It’s so cool to have hitched your wagon 20 years ago to an industry that was booming beyond anyone’s expectations and have it turn out to be stripmined and utterly hollowed out by Shareholder Value, and every other industry you could slot into has been, surprise, hollowed out by Shareholder Value
November 25, 2025 at 8:05 PM
It’s so cool to have hitched your wagon 20 years ago to an industry that was booming beyond anyone’s expectations and have it turn out to be stripmined and utterly hollowed out by Shareholder Value, and every other industry you could slot into has been, surprise, hollowed out by Shareholder Value
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Replying to a huge account until they ask me to stop and then immediately doing a skircle
November 25, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Replying to a huge account until they ask me to stop and then immediately doing a skircle
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#GnomonTV
"Small" (1988)
American fantasy comedy film about Josh Baskin (Tom Hanks), a film star who makes a wish to be "a kid again" and is then reverted to childhood overnight.
youtube.com/watch?v=BGDT...
gnomonchronicles.com/wiki/Small
"Small" (1988)
American fantasy comedy film about Josh Baskin (Tom Hanks), a film star who makes a wish to be "a kid again" and is then reverted to childhood overnight.
youtube.com/watch?v=BGDT...
gnomonchronicles.com/wiki/Small
November 25, 2025 at 6:39 PM
#GnomonTV
"Small" (1988)
American fantasy comedy film about Josh Baskin (Tom Hanks), a film star who makes a wish to be "a kid again" and is then reverted to childhood overnight.
youtube.com/watch?v=BGDT...
gnomonchronicles.com/wiki/Small
"Small" (1988)
American fantasy comedy film about Josh Baskin (Tom Hanks), a film star who makes a wish to be "a kid again" and is then reverted to childhood overnight.
youtube.com/watch?v=BGDT...
gnomonchronicles.com/wiki/Small
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I want a set of transitions glasses that can sense my condescending eye roll and darken beforehand
November 25, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I want a set of transitions glasses that can sense my condescending eye roll and darken beforehand
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Explaining to the ER Doctor that I sprained my ankle because Party Rock Anthem was playing on the PA at Kroger
November 24, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Explaining to the ER Doctor that I sprained my ankle because Party Rock Anthem was playing on the PA at Kroger
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i wanna do that cool thing DJs do where they turn the nob and the music gets all weird for a second
November 24, 2025 at 6:59 PM
i wanna do that cool thing DJs do where they turn the nob and the music gets all weird for a second
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My phone took about 100 pictures of my bag so it must be suspicious lol
November 21, 2025 at 9:14 PM
My phone took about 100 pictures of my bag so it must be suspicious lol
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UNBAN ME FROM TWITTER YOU COWARDS
November 20, 2025 at 10:31 PM
UNBAN ME FROM TWITTER YOU COWARDS
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The jig is up.
The frozen, fully cooked back-up thanksgiving meal I purchased from QVC when Chad announced he was going to do the ENTIRE THANKSGIVING arrived yesterday and it was too heavy for me to get into the house by myself.
The frozen, fully cooked back-up thanksgiving meal I purchased from QVC when Chad announced he was going to do the ENTIRE THANKSGIVING arrived yesterday and it was too heavy for me to get into the house by myself.
November 20, 2025 at 3:42 PM
The jig is up.
The frozen, fully cooked back-up thanksgiving meal I purchased from QVC when Chad announced he was going to do the ENTIRE THANKSGIVING arrived yesterday and it was too heavy for me to get into the house by myself.
The frozen, fully cooked back-up thanksgiving meal I purchased from QVC when Chad announced he was going to do the ENTIRE THANKSGIVING arrived yesterday and it was too heavy for me to get into the house by myself.
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You got shit on your face, you big shit face
November 20, 2025 at 6:37 PM
You got shit on your face, you big shit face
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Niggas be showing toes and the whole time their toenails be lookin like toasted almonds.
November 20, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Niggas be showing toes and the whole time their toenails be lookin like toasted almonds.
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GUESS WHO'S GONE YALL!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
(He got fired/lowkey quit) CHRISTMAS HAS COME EARLY!!!!!!!!!!!!
(He got fired/lowkey quit) CHRISTMAS HAS COME EARLY!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 20, 2025 at 5:56 PM
GUESS WHO'S GONE YALL!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
(He got fired/lowkey quit) CHRISTMAS HAS COME EARLY!!!!!!!!!!!!
(He got fired/lowkey quit) CHRISTMAS HAS COME EARLY!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Treating myself to my favorite restaurant
(eating a glazed chicken and brown rice Lean Cuisine at the bathroom counter)
(eating a glazed chicken and brown rice Lean Cuisine at the bathroom counter)
November 20, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Treating myself to my favorite restaurant
(eating a glazed chicken and brown rice Lean Cuisine at the bathroom counter)
(eating a glazed chicken and brown rice Lean Cuisine at the bathroom counter)
that reply guy bot was annoying
November 20, 2025 at 6:00 PM
that reply guy bot was annoying
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Throwback to my days as a sexy librarian 🩷
November 20, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Throwback to my days as a sexy librarian 🩷