doppless.bsky.social
@doppless.bsky.social
Would you rather have a random quirk from My Hero or a random devil fruit from one piece?

With quirks, you might get explosions or creation, or your neck might be able to extend.

On the other, you could become lightning itself or a whole ass dragon. Or you could become a jacket man.
May 29, 2025 at 5:04 AM
I had wild morning sex and gave my gf $300 to finish college without her taking a loan. Is this what being a king feels like?
May 28, 2025 at 10:01 PM
So, were supposed to just accept that out tax money goes to the Babbit terror family and were just supposed to accept that? No. I asked chat gpt where the person who would recieve that money is and i encourage people to remind the. Their family membor is a terrorist
May 20, 2025 at 11:57 PM
The modern day Abraham Lincoln assassination would be if President Trump was killed during the "Chicken jockey" part of the Minecraft Movie.
May 9, 2025 at 6:48 AM
If you got an unexpected adult circumcision, would I be Mourning Wood?
May 9, 2025 at 6:45 AM
I used to have to plan when to go online so my mom didnt see me going onto newgrounds and now she chucks an ipad 50 feet away yelling "Fetch!" To my baby sister and doesnt check on her for 15 hours while their in the same room. Kids should not be this free on the internet.
May 9, 2025 at 6:42 AM
If we make milk from cheese, why hasnt anyone made chocolate cheese? Am i just too stupid to think this? Cause this isnt a smart idea, a cartoon lighbulb didnt turn on above my head
April 27, 2025 at 6:17 AM
I feel like mashed potatoes cooked like a funnel cake would be pretty rad.
April 26, 2025 at 3:02 PM
My dream job is to make and grow my own food and selling the excess. Imagine making cheese and crackers bro. Wild
April 26, 2025 at 2:49 PM
If you burn morning wood, what does it smell like?
April 19, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Ah yes, because im not finishing my first book you POS. you are an ablist who will give way to horrific science experiments that will curse the people you "test" for the rest of their natural existence. I mean this when i say we'd be better off with more Autistic people then more people like RFK JR
RFK Jr. says there are no autistic poets, so we interviewed one.

Hear from Elizabeth McClellan, @popelizbet.bsky.social, an award-winning poet, attorney, and legal educator based in Memphis, Tennessee.
RFK Jr. says there aren't autistic poets. We asked an autistic poet.
"I will challenge RFK Jr. to write a poem as good as me any day of the week."
www.motherjones.com
April 18, 2025 at 1:06 AM
To Rfk Jr and all vaccine dinalist and Autism Denialists; finding a "cure" for who you are is, 100% unexadurated Nazi shit. Dont agree? Look up Hans Asperger and wonder, an Austrian in the mid 1940's? Wonder what political veiws he held. So yeah, autisic people, lets stop negotiating with terrorists
April 18, 2025 at 1:03 AM
April 16th or 17 should now be Autism Pride Day because FUCK JFK Jr.
April 16, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Ive begun to study fun science tricks, so when i inevitably travel back in time, i can be burned at the steak as a cool wizard type of guy!
April 15, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Everytime I see a confederate flag, I yell "This Guy Is A Traitor To America" and start chantin Traitor Praisor. The funny thing is I'll always do it in publuc so that if they get violent, security will help escort the traitor praisor out.

I use freedom of speech very effectively:)
April 15, 2025 at 9:55 AM
If cat girls were real, they'd lick their armpit hair in front of you
February 19, 2025 at 6:14 AM
God made 1 mistake and that was giving me the same free will as you chumps.
February 12, 2025 at 8:23 AM
"What's wrong with society?" Says a man who hasn't grown since highschool.
January 14, 2025 at 11:37 AM
My friend gave me a cybertruck as a joke. I thought of something funnier
December 27, 2024 at 4:37 PM
America after domming Iraqi children for 8 years and poisoning the soldiers who did it
December 7, 2024 at 10:47 PM
I stand by that this is my best work
Imagine being French in the 1700. Like' congrats for helping the enemy of your enemy, now go kill your leaders.

Meanwhile, Benjamin flying a kite boutta change this bitch.
December 7, 2024 at 8:24 PM
Being a boy is singing who let the dogs out. Being a man is realizing it's a song about who let ugly girls into the bar.

Being a manchild(complement) is singing the song as the funny dog song even knowing the context
December 7, 2024 at 8:22 PM
Reposted
November 29, 2024 at 3:11 PM
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Elon Musk is danger to society.
November 29, 2024 at 7:36 AM
I would pay top dollar to watch Tony hawk pull sick tricks with a teck deck.

Alternatively, I would also spend top dollar to watch NASCAR Professionals race RC cars
November 30, 2024 at 5:49 AM