Albanian Loungeabout
@dorkshorts.bsky.social
Official head goon, American living in Canada, World’s saddest Twins fan
I think the pope should take ozempic
February 23, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I think the pope should take ozempic
The Timberwolves could do something really funny
As the Jimmy Butler-Miami Heat trade saga intensifies, you may have some questions.
◻️ Do the Heat want to play hard ball with Butler?
◻️ What teams would be interested?
◻️ What’s his trade value?
We're here to help: www.nytimes.com/athletic/603...
◻️ Do the Heat want to play hard ball with Butler?
◻️ What teams would be interested?
◻️ What’s his trade value?
We're here to help: www.nytimes.com/athletic/603...
January 3, 2025 at 7:15 PM
The Timberwolves could do something really funny
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And cupcake Canadians think privatization of our medical care is a good idea while Americans are shooting healthcare CEOs, READ A FUCKING BOOK
December 5, 2024 at 10:02 PM
And cupcake Canadians think privatization of our medical care is a good idea while Americans are shooting healthcare CEOs, READ A FUCKING BOOK
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The NYPD is offering a $10,000 reward for information leading to the arrest of the UHC shooter. If you cash in on this bounty, you can take advantage of probably ten minutes of medical care in most US hospitals!
December 5, 2024 at 10:04 PM
The NYPD is offering a $10,000 reward for information leading to the arrest of the UHC shooter. If you cash in on this bounty, you can take advantage of probably ten minutes of medical care in most US hospitals!
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I dunno, man. If I had $35,000 in savings I would simply not invest it all in a cryptocurrency named after a blow job.
December 5, 2024 at 9:30 PM
I dunno, man. If I had $35,000 in savings I would simply not invest it all in a cryptocurrency named after a blow job.
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I will block anyone who uses AI to make a “funny” picture. I will respect anyone who does it shittily with MS Paint.
December 3, 2024 at 10:16 PM
I will block anyone who uses AI to make a “funny” picture. I will respect anyone who does it shittily with MS Paint.
Gonna steal takes from X and post them here in an effort to rapidly raise my follower count thus making me less productive in my real job. Let’s pray this gambit pays off
December 2, 2024 at 9:06 PM
Gonna steal takes from X and post them here in an effort to rapidly raise my follower count thus making me less productive in my real job. Let’s pray this gambit pays off
Penis Poilievre
December 2, 2024 at 8:57 PM
Penis Poilievre
Bomb cyclone, dude
November 19, 2024 at 4:52 PM
Bomb cyclone, dude
Read a Google review of a sports bar that said it was a “good place to keep track of your parlays” and now I want to imprison that person and burn down that bar
November 18, 2024 at 11:15 PM
Read a Google review of a sports bar that said it was a “good place to keep track of your parlays” and now I want to imprison that person and burn down that bar
The open air Costco cafe on Vancouver’s Downtown Eastside is the last vestige of the free and open exchange of ideas
November 16, 2024 at 12:12 AM
The open air Costco cafe on Vancouver’s Downtown Eastside is the last vestige of the free and open exchange of ideas
Hello, Twitter world!
November 15, 2024 at 1:19 AM
Hello, Twitter world!
The Twins front office and their team suck as much on this app as they do on the bird app
August 2, 2023 at 12:16 AM
The Twins front office and their team suck as much on this app as they do on the bird app