Guy Fieri’s Tattoo Artist
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What the fuck am I even talking about?
This made my face hurt.
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 11, 2025 at 12:43 AM
This made my face hurt.
As a tribute to my father, I will name my first-born son, Dad.
November 11, 2025 at 12:37 AM
As a tribute to my father, I will name my first-born son, Dad.
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no matter what the circumstances, democrats are always saving their energy for a mythical future situation where they will do something good
March 14, 2025 at 12:55 AM
no matter what the circumstances, democrats are always saving their energy for a mythical future situation where they will do something good
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Normalize calling your friends “baby” and telling them that they’re ”so money”
November 9, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Normalize calling your friends “baby” and telling them that they’re ”so money”
I don't think we as a society talk enough about how insanely funny Mike Judge truly is.
November 7, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I don't think we as a society talk enough about how insanely funny Mike Judge truly is.
Claim: He’s 34.
True: It’s time to get your shit together.
True: It’s time to get your shit together.
Fact-Checking Claims About Zohran Mamdani https://theonion.com/fact-checking-claims-about-zohran-mamdani/
November 7, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Claim: He’s 34.
True: It’s time to get your shit together.
True: It’s time to get your shit together.
Just remembered Power Slap and then I realized why we are where we are.
November 7, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Just remembered Power Slap and then I realized why we are where we are.
Billionaires shouldn’t exist.
Trillionaires should be publicly hanged, drawn, and quartered.
Trillionaires should be publicly hanged, drawn, and quartered.
Tesla shareholders have approved a pay package that could make CEO Elon Musk, already the world’s richest person, the world’s first trillionaire. https://cnn.it/43KZnkA
November 7, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Billionaires shouldn’t exist.
Trillionaires should be publicly hanged, drawn, and quartered.
Trillionaires should be publicly hanged, drawn, and quartered.
November 7, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Someone should throw a hot dog at a cop so we can set a legal precedent on whether or not a hot dog is actually a sandwich.
November 6, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Someone should throw a hot dog at a cop so we can set a legal precedent on whether or not a hot dog is actually a sandwich.
This machine kills fascists
a couple years ago i contracted with one of subway's ad agencies for a small rotating sandwiches collab that ultimately they decided not to publish and i never did anything with. today feels like a good day to post one of them. here's my favorite subway sandwich, the veggie delight
November 6, 2025 at 8:25 PM
This machine kills fascists
The sandwich guy was found not guilty. No, not THAT sandwich guy. A different one.
BREAKING: A man who threw a sandwich at a federal agent during Trump’s law enforcement surge in Washington, D.C., is found not guilty of assault.
Man who threw sandwich at federal agent in Washington is found not guilty of assault charge
A former Justice Department employee who threw a sandwich at a federal agent during President Donald Trump’s law enforcement surge in Washington has been found not guilty of assault.
bit.ly
November 6, 2025 at 7:56 PM
The sandwich guy was found not guilty. No, not THAT sandwich guy. A different one.
Bluesky is about to reach sandwich dad-jokes on levels never seen before.
BREAKING: JUSTICE DEPARTMENT EATS A LOSS IN 'SANDWICH GUY' CASE AS JURORS FIND DEFENDANT NOT GUILTY www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
Jury acquits D.C. 'sandwich guy' charged with chucking a sub at a federal agent
Sean Dunn faced single misdemeanor offense after federal grand jurors refused to indict him on the felony charge sought by prosecutors.
www.nbcnews.com
November 6, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Bluesky is about to reach sandwich dad-jokes on levels never seen before.
Similar to Blood and Guts, AEW should have an annual Battle for Los Angeles Dynamite/Collision.
November 6, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Similar to Blood and Guts, AEW should have an annual Battle for Los Angeles Dynamite/Collision.
I like that this was edited to look like he did it.
November 5, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I like that this was edited to look like he did it.
The live
The laugh
The Oval Office
The laugh
The Oval Office
November 5, 2025 at 3:56 PM
The live
The laugh
The Oval Office
The laugh
The Oval Office
It’s pretty wild to see most of the country waiting with bated breath to see how Zohran Mamdani faired in the New York mayoral election against …*checks notes*… a sex pest and Revolver Ocelot?
November 5, 2025 at 1:13 AM
It’s pretty wild to see most of the country waiting with bated breath to see how Zohran Mamdani faired in the New York mayoral election against …*checks notes*… a sex pest and Revolver Ocelot?
I have fucking tears in my eyes. This is one of those “so in front of my face, I can’t believe I missed it” headlines that even the writers from The Onion would be mad and jealous they didn’t think of it.
The framing of this is hilarious: Democrats deeply worried about the repercussions of a victory
www.msnbc.com/msnbc/news/m...
www.msnbc.com/msnbc/news/m...
As Mamdani nears victory, Democrats worry about national fallout
The progressive candidate is on the cusp of a historic mayoral win. And that's adding to unease among Democrats looking for a way back to national power.
www.msnbc.com
November 4, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I have fucking tears in my eyes. This is one of those “so in front of my face, I can’t believe I missed it” headlines that even the writers from The Onion would be mad and jealous they didn’t think of it.
It would be so funny if Pope Leo secretly met with Dick Cheney last night.
November 4, 2025 at 11:30 PM
It would be so funny if Pope Leo secretly met with Dick Cheney last night.
She will shit her pants every chance she gets.
People are really losing their goddamn minds about this really nice dude running for mayor
November 4, 2025 at 10:51 PM
She will shit her pants every chance she gets.