Andy Shears
@dorky-ass-mofo.bsky.social
Polyamorous AuDHD PhD who quit working himself to death (ex academic, ex pro artist), now busy with living. Geek out w/me about maps, F1, my Honda Helix scooter, TV comedies, Star Trek or my girlfriends. DMs unwelcome.
This social platform got shuffled off of my iPhone Home Screen and I immediately forgot it existed 😅
October 10, 2025 at 4:44 AM
This social platform got shuffled off of my iPhone Home Screen and I immediately forgot it existed 😅
Underrated advantage of #polyamory is that I get to have more “pets” with my girlfriends’ pets. This is Ollie. He lives with my girlfriend Rosie and we are now bffs.
February 23, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Underrated advantage of #polyamory is that I get to have more “pets” with my girlfriends’ pets. This is Ollie. He lives with my girlfriend Rosie and we are now bffs.
Update: four dates this week, and I’m glad I trained for it. 💪
This straight polyamorist dude is deep into training for V-Day. How about you? #Polyamory
February 17, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Update: four dates this week, and I’m glad I trained for it. 💪
My cat Cunty and I getting ready to drop the illest mixtape you ever heard
January 30, 2025 at 12:25 AM
My cat Cunty and I getting ready to drop the illest mixtape you ever heard
I have no idea what this feed is going to be btw.
January 30, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I have no idea what this feed is going to be btw.
This straight polyamorist dude is deep into training for V-Day. How about you? #Polyamory
January 30, 2025 at 12:19 AM
This straight polyamorist dude is deep into training for V-Day. How about you? #Polyamory
I have no idea where the algorithm got the idea that I want to see fantastic and likely apocryphal stories about Larry Bird trash-talking his opponents, but in this case the algorithm is 100% correct. #LarryBird #80sNBA
January 30, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I have no idea where the algorithm got the idea that I want to see fantastic and likely apocryphal stories about Larry Bird trash-talking his opponents, but in this case the algorithm is 100% correct. #LarryBird #80sNBA
Oh no! Q has tossed the Enterprise out into the Delta Quadrant, initiating humanity’s first contact with the Borg!
They might become the arguably the greatest Trek villain, but the Borg seem almost as half-baked as the Ferengi are in their first appearance. #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG
They might become the arguably the greatest Trek villain, but the Borg seem almost as half-baked as the Ferengi are in their first appearance. #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG
January 27, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Oh no! Q has tossed the Enterprise out into the Delta Quadrant, initiating humanity’s first contact with the Borg!
They might become the arguably the greatest Trek villain, but the Borg seem almost as half-baked as the Ferengi are in their first appearance. #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG
They might become the arguably the greatest Trek villain, but the Borg seem almost as half-baked as the Ferengi are in their first appearance. #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG
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Somehow that fuckface can throw up the old Heil Hitler and it’s “oh, he’s autistic” but when I pointed out my boss’s list of “problems” she had with me was basically the DSM criteria it was somehow still my fault?
Everyone excusing Elon Musk’s behavior due to his alleged autism should be chased into the sea with pitchforks
it’s both profoundly insulting to autistic people and also obviously not true
it’s both profoundly insulting to autistic people and also obviously not true
January 21, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Somehow that fuckface can throw up the old Heil Hitler and it’s “oh, he’s autistic” but when I pointed out my boss’s list of “problems” she had with me was basically the DSM criteria it was somehow still my fault?
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smoking weed until i forget we have a government
November 14, 2024 at 1:59 AM
smoking weed until i forget we have a government
So. I’ve never followed Trump or any of his associates on any platform, and intentionally.
And then?
I was mostly fiddling with Bluesky because it has some promise. But. Go fuck yourself, Facebook.
The “new America” is apparently here. Oh goody.
And then?
I was mostly fiddling with Bluesky because it has some promise. But. Go fuck yourself, Facebook.
The “new America” is apparently here. Oh goody.
January 20, 2025 at 10:18 PM
So. I’ve never followed Trump or any of his associates on any platform, and intentionally.
And then?
I was mostly fiddling with Bluesky because it has some promise. But. Go fuck yourself, Facebook.
The “new America” is apparently here. Oh goody.
And then?
I was mostly fiddling with Bluesky because it has some promise. But. Go fuck yourself, Facebook.
The “new America” is apparently here. Oh goody.
My latest crush Rosie🌹 shared this with me. And. Ope. I’m pictured in this meme. And I don’t like it.
Polyamory helped me hate myself much less. My OG poly gf Erin is the HUGEST part of that. But. All seven of my people’ve taught me I’m not terrible in different ways. And I love them all for it.
Polyamory helped me hate myself much less. My OG poly gf Erin is the HUGEST part of that. But. All seven of my people’ve taught me I’m not terrible in different ways. And I love them all for it.
January 20, 2025 at 6:37 PM
My latest crush Rosie🌹 shared this with me. And. Ope. I’m pictured in this meme. And I don’t like it.
Polyamory helped me hate myself much less. My OG poly gf Erin is the HUGEST part of that. But. All seven of my people’ve taught me I’m not terrible in different ways. And I love them all for it.
Polyamory helped me hate myself much less. My OG poly gf Erin is the HUGEST part of that. But. All seven of my people’ve taught me I’m not terrible in different ways. And I love them all for it.
Y’all centrists and soft liberals? This is on y’all. Leftists fucking told your asses.
“We must reach across the aisle.” You must go fuck yourselves.
“We must reach across the aisle.” You must go fuck yourselves.
January 20, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Y’all centrists and soft liberals? This is on y’all. Leftists fucking told your asses.
“We must reach across the aisle.” You must go fuck yourselves.
“We must reach across the aisle.” You must go fuck yourselves.
It’s not the California sun. But it’s a nice thought at -2F.
Tip your DoorDashers and deliverers today. Or get out in the cold and get your shit yourself, you lazy fuck.
Tip your DoorDashers and deliverers today. Or get out in the cold and get your shit yourself, you lazy fuck.
January 20, 2025 at 1:52 PM
It’s not the California sun. But it’s a nice thought at -2F.
Tip your DoorDashers and deliverers today. Or get out in the cold and get your shit yourself, you lazy fuck.
Tip your DoorDashers and deliverers today. Or get out in the cold and get your shit yourself, you lazy fuck.
Anyone on this platform into #HondaHelix motorscooters? Here’s mine. He’s a 1997 and his name is Zoot. And we go on adventures together in rural Indiana during which I meditate and think. Good times.
January 20, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Anyone on this platform into #HondaHelix motorscooters? Here’s mine. He’s a 1997 and his name is Zoot. And we go on adventures together in rural Indiana during which I meditate and think. Good times.
How the fuck am I dating this many people and only my wife likes Rick & Morty? #polyamory
I’ve said it before. And I’ll say it again. Yes even on this platform. The Vat of Acid episode is pretty fucking close to perfection.
I’ve said it before. And I’ll say it again. Yes even on this platform. The Vat of Acid episode is pretty fucking close to perfection.
January 20, 2025 at 1:33 AM
How the fuck am I dating this many people and only my wife likes Rick & Morty? #polyamory
I’ve said it before. And I’ll say it again. Yes even on this platform. The Vat of Acid episode is pretty fucking close to perfection.
I’ve said it before. And I’ll say it again. Yes even on this platform. The Vat of Acid episode is pretty fucking close to perfection.
When your girlfriend comes to town and decides to spoil you with some Hoosier delicacies. #polyamory
January 20, 2025 at 12:24 AM
When your girlfriend comes to town and decides to spoil you with some Hoosier delicacies. #polyamory
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Still thinking about this sign spotted at the @inkandswitch.com get-together:
January 18, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Still thinking about this sign spotted at the @inkandswitch.com get-together:
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I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of influencers suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.
January 19, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of influencers suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.
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they should shut down every social media site and force us all to get a life tbh
January 19, 2025 at 4:06 AM
they should shut down every social media site and force us all to get a life tbh
Btw. Ain’t anything China or TikTok wants to do to me that American capitalism hasn’t already done or tried to do to me.
“But China is our enemy” you think American capitalism hasn’t not only enslaved me, but tried to kill me (and you) many, many, MANY times?
Politicians are fuck knobs.
“But China is our enemy” you think American capitalism hasn’t not only enslaved me, but tried to kill me (and you) many, many, MANY times?
Politicians are fuck knobs.
January 19, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Btw. Ain’t anything China or TikTok wants to do to me that American capitalism hasn’t already done or tried to do to me.
“But China is our enemy” you think American capitalism hasn’t not only enslaved me, but tried to kill me (and you) many, many, MANY times?
Politicians are fuck knobs.
“But China is our enemy” you think American capitalism hasn’t not only enslaved me, but tried to kill me (and you) many, many, MANY times?
Politicians are fuck knobs.
Why have a date with my gf Karen in Anderson, Indiana of all places? Well. Hotels are cheaper than Muncie. And, this cannot be emphasized enough, The Lemon Drop. Double grilled tenderloin, fries and onion rings. Still delish as always. Just like Karen 🥰🥰🥰
January 19, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Why have a date with my gf Karen in Anderson, Indiana of all places? Well. Hotels are cheaper than Muncie. And, this cannot be emphasized enough, The Lemon Drop. Double grilled tenderloin, fries and onion rings. Still delish as always. Just like Karen 🥰🥰🥰
David Lynch was as overrated as he was creative. And he was hella creative.
January 16, 2025 at 7:15 PM
David Lynch was as overrated as he was creative. And he was hella creative.
It’s funny when cam girls and such show up in my reels scroll, I’m just like “huh. All of my girlfriends and femme friends are hotter” and skip. 🤷♂️
January 12, 2025 at 12:02 PM
It’s funny when cam girls and such show up in my reels scroll, I’m just like “huh. All of my girlfriends and femme friends are hotter” and skip. 🤷♂️