Miniature Enemy Crab
@doubleandhalf.bsky.social
he/him 📚 public library employee. 💪 union member.
"If you don't want to be laughed at, don't act like a clown."
"If you don't want to be laughed at, don't act like a clown."
Tech CEO: "God probably prefers human prayer, but that would be difficult for us to make money off of"
January 20, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Tech CEO: "God probably prefers human prayer, but that would be difficult for us to make money off of"
I read this one at the library (I was supposed to be shelving it) and I thought it was really funny so I bought a copy for my niece: Bathe the Cat
December 8, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I read this one at the library (I was supposed to be shelving it) and I thought it was really funny so I bought a copy for my niece: Bathe the Cat
@austinwalker.bsky.social @bleatingheart.bsky.social @notquitereal.bsky.social We know you can't roll in water to put the fire out, but you can... quench the fire by quenching your thirst? Unless Burning is not the same as being on fire. I haven't had the, ah, opportunity to try this out myself yet.
November 24, 2025 at 3:47 AM
@austinwalker.bsky.social @bleatingheart.bsky.social @notquitereal.bsky.social We know you can't roll in water to put the fire out, but you can... quench the fire by quenching your thirst? Unless Burning is not the same as being on fire. I haven't had the, ah, opportunity to try this out myself yet.
it's fucking bleak, y'all. a.i. boosters are inhuman and anti-human. what the hell is wrong with these people
November 16, 2025 at 10:22 PM
it's fucking bleak, y'all. a.i. boosters are inhuman and anti-human. what the hell is wrong with these people
San Francisco Public Library recently purchased a large collection of "decodable readers" books that actually help kids learn how to read by decoding the words instead of guessing them
November 11, 2025 at 6:41 PM
San Francisco Public Library recently purchased a large collection of "decodable readers" books that actually help kids learn how to read by decoding the words instead of guessing them
how spicy would you like your customer service today?
October 28, 2025 at 1:54 AM
how spicy would you like your customer service today?
Mojo: @rangedtouch.bsky.social 's least favorite magazine
October 12, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Mojo: @rangedtouch.bsky.social 's least favorite magazine
I had to double check that this wasn't from a satire site
September 10, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I had to double check that this wasn't from a satire site
I just started the video and I'm already beginning to see how we got to this point
August 22, 2025 at 6:09 AM
I just started the video and I'm already beginning to see how we got to this point
this is me any time I put something in a convenient place but it's not my normal place for it
August 22, 2025 at 2:46 AM
this is me any time I put something in a convenient place but it's not my normal place for it
I keep trying to make "Mountain Wēd" work
August 11, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I keep trying to make "Mountain Wēd" work
what a delight to have met him
July 28, 2025 at 6:03 AM
what a delight to have met him
like what are we even doing
July 18, 2025 at 11:14 PM
like what are we even doing
the meteorite that hit that porch is reading that post and wondering how it screwed up so badly
July 3, 2025 at 2:57 AM
the meteorite that hit that porch is reading that post and wondering how it screwed up so badly
I always like sharing photos of this guy
July 2, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I always like sharing photos of this guy
please stop terrorizing this airhead with your explosions
July 2, 2025 at 6:26 AM
please stop terrorizing this airhead with your explosions
Thank you Cowboy Michael. I don't have an outside garden but I still do my best to take care of some plants. My first attempt at having a jalapeño plant, we'll see how it goes. Yee-haw
May 3, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Thank you Cowboy Michael. I don't have an outside garden but I still do my best to take care of some plants. My first attempt at having a jalapeño plant, we'll see how it goes. Yee-haw