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Miniature Enemy Crab @doubleandhalf.bsky.social · 7h

Abe Simpsons from the Simpsons with the caption, "Mmm! I can't wait to eat that monkey."

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Miniature Enemy Crab @doubleandhalf.bsky.social · 7h

the thing about jokes is that they're supposed to be funny. what you're posting is just rude

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Miniature Enemy Crab @doubleandhalf.bsky.social · 2d

What is the safest/best way to dispose of magnets?

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Miniature Enemy Crab @doubleandhalf.bsky.social · 6d

I used to assume "big government" meant federal overreach but apparently it means "local government acting too big"

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Miniature Enemy Crab @doubleandhalf.bsky.social · 10d

I just looked at my subscriptions (in the app) and it looks like it's happening for all those creators too

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Miniature Enemy Crab @doubleandhalf.bsky.social · 10d

not subscribing to game pass is now called "Xbox Game Pass Limited"

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Miniature Enemy Crab @doubleandhalf.bsky.social · 13d

I had to look this up, I guess John Wick cuts off his ring finger in one of the movies. So I guess Zuckerberg's trying to show off his deep lore knowledge

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Miniature Enemy Crab @doubleandhalf.bsky.social · 13d

i think that telling someone they inadvertently posted their phone number [via dog tag] is at least par with telling them their pants zipper is open i.e. it's a nice thing to do and it's better from a friend than a stranger

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Miniature Enemy Crab @doubleandhalf.bsky.social · 14d

I believe you mean Skelet'r

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Miniature Enemy Crab @doubleandhalf.bsky.social · 15d

Picard is a planeswalker though

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Miniature Enemy Crab @doubleandhalf.bsky.social · 15d

please wotc. I DO NOT need to read "lieutenant commander data — legendary artifact creature. 3/3"

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Miniature Enemy Crab @doubleandhalf.bsky.social · 15d

what if a hat... was a cloak

Miniature Enemy Crab @doubleandhalf.bsky.social · 15d

ennifer janiston

Miniature Enemy Crab @doubleandhalf.bsky.social · 16d

to the tune from "The Safety Dance" by Men Without Hats—

I can squint if I want to /
I can leave safety behind /
because glasses too far /
and if they're too far /
then they won't shield my eyes

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Miniature Enemy Crab @doubleandhalf.bsky.social · 18d

"The scuppernong is a large variety of muscadine" oh of course

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Miniature Enemy Crab @doubleandhalf.bsky.social · 27d

I'm sorry to hear that. I hope you are able to have joy again. You have brought me a lot of joy over the years. You are easily one of the funniest people I've ever heard or read.

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Miniature Enemy Crab @doubleandhalf.bsky.social · 28d

wealthrot is my new term for when chronic wealth makes a person stupid, cruel, and disconnected from reality

Miniature Enemy Crab @doubleandhalf.bsky.social · Sep 10

I had to double check that this wasn't from a satire site

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Miniature Enemy Crab @doubleandhalf.bsky.social · Sep 7

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Miniature Enemy Crab @doubleandhalf.bsky.social · Sep 3

In my opinion, you are not known for a singule method

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Miniature Enemy Crab @doubleandhalf.bsky.social · Sep 3

may the force be prosperous

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Miniature Enemy Crab @doubleandhalf.bsky.social · Sep 3

this is so insignificant in comparison, but i continue to find it funny that they wear camouflage, either because they want to seem tough or because there haven't been any uniforms made yet appropriate for self-occupation

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Miniature Enemy Crab @doubleandhalf.bsky.social · Sep 3

it's important to understand that despite their promises the profit-seekers aren't actually interested in making your life easier; they don't want you to enjoy your life, they want you working as much as possible until they can figure out how to replace you

the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · Sep 3

the thing is if you have a six hour day for eight hours pay & full employment you now have time to enjoy walking your dog. to cook yourself something at leisure. to enjoy taking care of your dwelling. the answer isn't magic robots. it's unions, it's workers getting the means of production

pfc. italian beef @realbillhicks.bsky.social · Sep 2

we need a slur for people who want this future

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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · Sep 3

the thing is if you have a six hour day for eight hours pay & full employment you now have time to enjoy walking your dog. to cook yourself something at leisure. to enjoy taking care of your dwelling. the answer isn't magic robots. it's unions, it's workers getting the means of production

pfc. italian beef @realbillhicks.bsky.social · Sep 2

we need a slur for people who want this future

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Miniature Enemy Crab @doubleandhalf.bsky.social · Aug 30

this is one of my favorite posts that I've seen

discover tab replies from lyndsay 👻 @magpie.tips · Aug 30

I like watching hot men be sad. And you wouldn't BELIEVE how sad a very hot man can get about a slow fast car