Miniature Enemy Crab
@doubleandhalf.bsky.social
he/him 📚 public library employee. 💪 union member.
"If you don't want to be laughed at, don't act like a clown."
"If you don't want to be laughed at, don't act like a clown."
Dilbert is smiling for the first time
January 14, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Dilbert is smiling for the first time
There came a young lady from Brighton,
Who was out on the road out of Brighton,
Near a signpost for Brighton,
Was a snail from Brighton,
Who scared the poor lass back to Brighton
Who was out on the road out of Brighton,
Near a signpost for Brighton,
Was a snail from Brighton,
Who scared the poor lass back to Brighton
January 13, 2026 at 10:31 PM
There came a young lady from Brighton,
Who was out on the road out of Brighton,
Near a signpost for Brighton,
Was a snail from Brighton,
Who scared the poor lass back to Brighton
Who was out on the road out of Brighton,
Near a signpost for Brighton,
Was a snail from Brighton,
Who scared the poor lass back to Brighton
Insufficient postage on Blade
January 10, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Insufficient postage on Blade
train people not programs!
January 9, 2026 at 3:29 PM
train people not programs!
i have the feeling they have no idea what is inside of the books
January 8, 2026 at 6:24 PM
i have the feeling they have no idea what is inside of the books
they must think that Greenland is actually as big as it is in the Mercator projection
January 8, 2026 at 1:52 AM
they must think that Greenland is actually as big as it is in the Mercator projection
when I put on my customer service voice I become another character
January 7, 2026 at 2:15 AM
when I put on my customer service voice I become another character
a cybertomb would go well with my new shirt that electrocutes paramedics
January 5, 2026 at 6:49 PM
a cybertomb would go well with my new shirt that electrocutes paramedics
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it's crazy that 500 years ago, you would see the ruler of your country maybe once in your life and hear whispers that they're the Sun God, but now with social media, you get to see on a daily basis that they're the most unhinged, idiotic, and unhappy person you know
December 25, 2025 at 7:31 AM
it's crazy that 500 years ago, you would see the ruler of your country maybe once in your life and hear whispers that they're the Sun God, but now with social media, you get to see on a daily basis that they're the most unhinged, idiotic, and unhappy person you know
Happy birthday James
December 23, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Happy birthday James
maybe they get embarrassed about saying they're "working for peanuts"
December 20, 2025 at 7:19 PM
maybe they get embarrassed about saying they're "working for peanuts"
that was the first ever bonusode for Shelved By Genre! They did it June 2023
December 19, 2025 at 8:48 PM
that was the first ever bonusode for Shelved By Genre! They did it June 2023
Just kidding. Jerry will never stop
December 19, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Just kidding. Jerry will never stop
if they find someone competent it will be by accident
December 17, 2025 at 7:14 PM
if they find someone competent it will be by accident
if it's anything, it's just... editing. you're doing editing.
December 16, 2025 at 4:13 PM
if it's anything, it's just... editing. you're doing editing.