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Oh no
December 19, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Kitchen tip from an erstwhile pro: if you want to cut an onion in *half* with the root on, align your knife through the center of the core AND the root, not just through the root. If you make the cut as in the first picture, odds are good the cut will come out lopsided.
December 17, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Really hard to believe that I—40, bald, and never having gone out of my way to do any form of skincare—appear to have aged more gracefully than the 28 year old Karoline Leavitt.
December 16, 2025 at 6:45 PM
This 50 year old woman isn’t even 30???
December 16, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I mean, to be fair…
December 16, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Give me a fucking break. Order of the black lotus? Come the fuck on.
December 16, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Two genders etc
December 15, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Guy with zoidberg avi demands his posting be taken seriously
December 15, 2025 at 10:58 PM
To be fair, in my search to ensure this wasn’t some British variant pronunciation, I discovered that google’s is hilariously worse
December 15, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I really didn’t expect gluten free, no sugar added, 10g protein donuts to taste good.

I should have set my expectations lower.
December 11, 2025 at 5:27 PM
The thing that really gets me about discourse like this is the hubris. Yeah, I’m sure you, a college sophomore, know far better what education you need. For sure.
December 9, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I’ve been using these SAD light glasses(?) for a while and never realized how wild they actually look
December 9, 2025 at 2:44 PM
GOD. That’s not how it works AT ALL. 🤬
December 9, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Worth noting that the EU exists as a function of the member states’ exercise of their sovereignty
December 7, 2025 at 2:47 AM
They’re saying he’s the most obnoxious guy who ever lived
December 4, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Checks out
December 2, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Successfully radicalized my mom with the history of the CIA
December 2, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Sorry 😬
November 30, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Ohhh, got it.
November 29, 2025 at 11:23 PM
2Full2Sleepy
November 27, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Like I know it is a stupid theory but they did this QUICK
November 26, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Demons in the cuck chair
November 26, 2025 at 3:02 PM
November 21, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Like that is simply not what a shoe looks like when it is full of the appropriate amount of foot
November 20, 2025 at 2:52 PM
This website is so fucking stupid. I get like 7 of these follows a day.
November 19, 2025 at 7:01 PM