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Lisa Simpson reviews a plan written by her brother Bart for pulling a prank on Lisa's rival. Lisa says, "Wait, we'd only stay 'relatively' dry?" Bart responds, "Well, there's bound to be some splash-back."
November 6, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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Dr. Zoidberg from the television series Futurama bends eagerly over a pizza with anchovies, saying "That stench, that heavenly stench!"
November 4, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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Fry from Futurama saying, "I am shocked, shocked! Well, not that shocked."
September 25, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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Bart Simpson and his Aunt Selma sit in a security office at a theme park. Lisa stands nearby wrapped in a blanket, pale, wild-eyed and hallucinating, after drinking the "water" from a ride in the park on a dare. A man in a white coat proffers a double-handful of pills to Selma, saying, "Give her this, and this, and then these." Selma says, "Thank you, doctor." The man says, "Oh, I'm not a doctor."
September 23, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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A pair of Jehovah's Witness missionaries viewed through the peephole of the Simpson house's front door, walking away after suddenly and spontaneously deciding not to attempt to convert people any more. A lonely Marge Simpson says "I would have feigned interest..." to herself.
September 14, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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September 11, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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The front of a box for a toy called an "Official Star Trek Helmet (Space Fun Helmet.) featuring Flashing Light Emitter with Pulsing Sonic Sound." Below this label is an image of a child wearing a white helmet with a chin strap and clear visor, topped with a large red alert light and black antenna, and labelled "SPOCK" in large block letters across the front.
June 3, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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A still from Futurama, in which Fry tells Leela, "That's not why people [listen to Rogan]! Clever things make people feel stupid, and unexpected things make them feel scared!"
May 21, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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The Don Bot from Futurama, sitting in the back seat of a car, saying "From the context, it is clear what you mean."
May 5, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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April 23, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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Homer Simpson, maddened by lack of beer and TV, sticks his head and his hand, holding a stopwatch, through a third hole he has hacked through a hotel door after two unsuccessful attempts to find and murder his family as in The Shining, this time saying, "I'm Mike Wallace, I'm Morley Safer, and I'm Ed Bradley! All this and Andy Rooney, tonight on 60 Minutes!"
April 18, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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Homer Simpson sits at the salesman's desk at the RV dealership as a siren sounds and a red light flashes. "Is that a good siren?" asks Homer. The salesman responds, "Have you ever known a siren to be good?"
April 3, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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Ralph Wiggum telling his parents that "Principal Skinner and Mrs. Krabappel were in the closet making evidence and I saw one of the evidences and the evidence looked at me."
April 1, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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Homer Simpson, drunk on power, shaking his fist at the ceiling and shouting, "You hear me? No comeuppance!"
March 26, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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Here's my one:
February 28, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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February 26, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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A still from the television series _The Simpsons_, with Hans Moleman being dragged out of a chair at the nursing home by orderlies. Hans asks, "Didn't that [book] used to have [loving your neighbor] in it? The orderlies respond "Come on. Get up! You've been warned."
February 24, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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A cartoon of the screen of a tube TV displaying, in crude red lettering on a white background, the message "Note: Poochie died on the way back to his home planet".
January 24, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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Almost as good at staring as his brother. Almost.
Nineteenth-century U.S. politician John Sherman poses for a photographic portrait.
October 17, 2024 at 7:57 PM