Doug Warren
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How many times are you folks going to interview the same liar about the same lies?
November 11, 2025 at 9:09 PM
How many times are you folks going to interview the same liar about the same lies?
How many times are you folks going to interview the same liar about the same lies?
November 11, 2025 at 9:09 PM
How many times are you folks going to interview the same liar about the same lies?
LEAR: Which of you daughters loves me the most?
GONERIL: I love you to the Moon, to the bottom of the sea, to the end of time.
REGAN: I love you to the Moon and back, well beneath the seafloor, till eternity loops back around itself and again.
CORDELIA: What the FUCK kind of QUESTION is that?
GONERIL: I love you to the Moon, to the bottom of the sea, to the end of time.
REGAN: I love you to the Moon and back, well beneath the seafloor, till eternity loops back around itself and again.
CORDELIA: What the FUCK kind of QUESTION is that?
November 11, 2025 at 3:49 PM
LEAR: Which of you daughters loves me the most?
GONERIL: I love you to the Moon, to the bottom of the sea, to the end of time.
REGAN: I love you to the Moon and back, well beneath the seafloor, till eternity loops back around itself and again.
CORDELIA: What the FUCK kind of QUESTION is that?
GONERIL: I love you to the Moon, to the bottom of the sea, to the end of time.
REGAN: I love you to the Moon and back, well beneath the seafloor, till eternity loops back around itself and again.
CORDELIA: What the FUCK kind of QUESTION is that?
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Schumer absolutely wanted this outcome, despite his “vote.” It’s so obvious that he cherry-picked members who were retiring and/or not up for re-election to “take the hit.” #maddow
November 11, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Schumer absolutely wanted this outcome, despite his “vote.” It’s so obvious that he cherry-picked members who were retiring and/or not up for re-election to “take the hit.” #maddow
SAILOR: Many a wreck I seen in my time aboard this Earth. One thing I learnt, the Sea be a harsh mistress, and not to be trifled with.
LAKE SUPERIOR: [singsong] Oh, boyyyyys...!
S: Get ye gone, Sea! Ye've had enough o' me!
L: Oh, I'M not a sea, Lover. Fresh water, see?
S: [tempted] Aye...
LAKE SUPERIOR: [singsong] Oh, boyyyyys...!
S: Get ye gone, Sea! Ye've had enough o' me!
L: Oh, I'M not a sea, Lover. Fresh water, see?
S: [tempted] Aye...
November 10, 2025 at 8:36 PM
SAILOR: Many a wreck I seen in my time aboard this Earth. One thing I learnt, the Sea be a harsh mistress, and not to be trifled with.
LAKE SUPERIOR: [singsong] Oh, boyyyyys...!
S: Get ye gone, Sea! Ye've had enough o' me!
L: Oh, I'M not a sea, Lover. Fresh water, see?
S: [tempted] Aye...
LAKE SUPERIOR: [singsong] Oh, boyyyyys...!
S: Get ye gone, Sea! Ye've had enough o' me!
L: Oh, I'M not a sea, Lover. Fresh water, see?
S: [tempted] Aye...
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ME: [in 2010] I like when good things happen!
ALSO ME: [in 2025] I like when the worst possible thing hasn't quite happened yet!
ALSO ME: [in 2025] I like when the worst possible thing hasn't quite happened yet!
November 10, 2025 at 3:30 PM
ME: [in 2010] I like when good things happen!
ALSO ME: [in 2025] I like when the worst possible thing hasn't quite happened yet!
ALSO ME: [in 2025] I like when the worst possible thing hasn't quite happened yet!
ME: [in 2010] I like when good things happen!
ALSO ME: [in 2025] I like when the worst possible thing hasn't quite happened yet!
ALSO ME: [in 2025] I like when the worst possible thing hasn't quite happened yet!
November 10, 2025 at 3:30 PM
ME: [in 2010] I like when good things happen!
ALSO ME: [in 2025] I like when the worst possible thing hasn't quite happened yet!
ALSO ME: [in 2025] I like when the worst possible thing hasn't quite happened yet!
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