Doug Warren
@dougwar40k.bsky.social
In the grim, Doug future of Bluesky, there is only Warren.
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Doug Warren
@dougwar40k.bsky.social
· Nov 24
The "No Generative AI" Pledge:
"I oppose the use of so-called generative AI. I will not willingly interact or transact business with individuals and organizations that promote its use. Where alternatives exist, I will use them. Where they do not, I will support their creation."
"I oppose the use of so-called generative AI. I will not willingly interact or transact business with individuals and organizations that promote its use. Where alternatives exist, I will use them. Where they do not, I will support their creation."
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His alleged mistress left her precious heated blanket on the other plane, so Corey Lewandowski demanded the pilot turn the plane around to go get it.
When he refused, Lewandowski -- who has zero authority to fire anyone at any time -- tried to fire the pilot IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FLIGHT.
When he refused, Lewandowski -- who has zero authority to fire anyone at any time -- tried to fire the pilot IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FLIGHT.
it's even worse than first reported
the fucking guy caused an inflight disruption so bad the pilot had to leave the command deck then he was like I RELIEVE U OF DUTY
absolute toddler baby shit brained government at the highest levels
the fucking guy caused an inflight disruption so bad the pilot had to leave the command deck then he was like I RELIEVE U OF DUTY
absolute toddler baby shit brained government at the highest levels
New details emerge about in-flight blow-up between Corey Lewandowski and pilot
Additional details have emerged about a mid-flight showdown between Homeland Security advisor Corey Lewandowski that led to a Coast Guard pilot's firing — and immediate reinstatement.DHS Secretary Kri...
www.rawstory.com
February 17, 2026 at 2:56 PM
His alleged mistress left her precious heated blanket on the other plane, so Corey Lewandowski demanded the pilot turn the plane around to go get it.
When he refused, Lewandowski -- who has zero authority to fire anyone at any time -- tried to fire the pilot IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FLIGHT.
When he refused, Lewandowski -- who has zero authority to fire anyone at any time -- tried to fire the pilot IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FLIGHT.
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Beware the risk of drowning in #AISlop: all generated at great environmental cost
www.nature.com/articles/d41...
www.nature.com/articles/d41...
How AI slop is causing a crisis in computer science
Preprint repositories and conference organizers are having to counter a tide of ‘AI slop’ submissions.
www.nature.com
February 16, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Beware the risk of drowning in #AISlop: all generated at great environmental cost
www.nature.com/articles/d41...
www.nature.com/articles/d41...
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This is how medications are made in a compounding pharmacy.
February 16, 2026 at 11:14 PM
This is how medications are made in a compounding pharmacy.
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Here it is, your moment of zen.
February 17, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Here it is, your moment of zen.
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Everything else is commentary
February 16, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Everything else is commentary
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To me, it seems like most of those killed should have been blueshirts, as they spread out to scan items of interest among the local flora, fauna, and geology, some of which belonged to different of those categories than they first appeared to.
February 16, 2026 at 11:23 AM
To me, it seems like most of those killed should have been blueshirts, as they spread out to scan items of interest among the local flora, fauna, and geology, some of which belonged to different of those categories than they first appeared to.
Severin Roesen, the Fully-Satiated Artist.
February 16, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Severin Roesen, the Fully-Satiated Artist.
THE PIPS: Beep! Beep! Beep!...
I only sing in the car when going in reverse.
I'm a backup singer.
I'm a backup singer.
February 15, 2026 at 11:50 PM
THE PIPS: Beep! Beep! Beep!...
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I didn’t make this, but it’s pretty spot on
February 15, 2026 at 9:50 PM
I didn’t make this, but it’s pretty spot on
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Here's Randy Fine, who always puts out such pleasant tweets, committing actual voter fraud.
February 15, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Here's Randy Fine, who always puts out such pleasant tweets, committing actual voter fraud.
Confession: I can never taste the beer in the batter.
February 15, 2026 at 10:58 AM
Confession: I can never taste the beer in the batter.
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I think Bluesky farms out administration of its "show less like this" button to high-school bullies:
"What's that you say? You LIKE shirtless bears? You want to see MORE shirtless bears? You want to see nothing EXCEPT shirtless bears from now on? Ohhh-kaayyyy..."
"What's that you say? You LIKE shirtless bears? You want to see MORE shirtless bears? You want to see nothing EXCEPT shirtless bears from now on? Ohhh-kaayyyy..."
February 14, 2026 at 9:13 PM
I think Bluesky farms out administration of its "show less like this" button to high-school bullies:
"What's that you say? You LIKE shirtless bears? You want to see MORE shirtless bears? You want to see nothing EXCEPT shirtless bears from now on? Ohhh-kaayyyy..."
"What's that you say? You LIKE shirtless bears? You want to see MORE shirtless bears? You want to see nothing EXCEPT shirtless bears from now on? Ohhh-kaayyyy..."
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Give a man a fish, and he eats for a day. Give a man two fish, and acquaintances will assume that fish are his thing and pretty soon fish will be the only presents he gets and he can eat several fish every birthday and Christmas.
February 14, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Give a man a fish, and he eats for a day. Give a man two fish, and acquaintances will assume that fish are his thing and pretty soon fish will be the only presents he gets and he can eat several fish every birthday and Christmas.
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Kristi Noem: "When it gets to Election Day, we've been proactive to make sure we have the right people voting, electing the right leaders to lead this country."
February 14, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Kristi Noem: "When it gets to Election Day, we've been proactive to make sure we have the right people voting, electing the right leaders to lead this country."
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over on x the everything app some Chicago high school kid named Danny Spud tried to disrupt his school's anti-ICE protest by yelling about how much he loves ICE and then filmed himself getting walloped by a fellow student lmao
the quote tweet making fun of him has 3x the likes
the quote tweet making fun of him has 3x the likes
February 13, 2026 at 9:45 PM
over on x the everything app some Chicago high school kid named Danny Spud tried to disrupt his school's anti-ICE protest by yelling about how much he loves ICE and then filmed himself getting walloped by a fellow student lmao
the quote tweet making fun of him has 3x the likes
the quote tweet making fun of him has 3x the likes
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Note the framing here:
It’s “Democrats have refused to fund” DHS and not “Republicans refused to prohibit face masks” or “the two parties could not agree on how to reform the agency.”
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
It’s “Democrats have refused to fund” DHS and not “Republicans refused to prohibit face masks” or “the two parties could not agree on how to reform the agency.”
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
February 14, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Note the framing here:
It’s “Democrats have refused to fund” DHS and not “Republicans refused to prohibit face masks” or “the two parties could not agree on how to reform the agency.”
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
It’s “Democrats have refused to fund” DHS and not “Republicans refused to prohibit face masks” or “the two parties could not agree on how to reform the agency.”
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
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Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick
February 11, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick
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*adds to housewarming wishlist*
December 31, 2025 at 4:41 AM
*adds to housewarming wishlist*
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Just reported a Waymo that thought that if the left hand turn signal was illuminated, it meant they should ignore the emergency vehicles with flashing lights and sirens. Clearly, to a driverless car, green means go, no matter what.
February 13, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Just reported a Waymo that thought that if the left hand turn signal was illuminated, it meant they should ignore the emergency vehicles with flashing lights and sirens. Clearly, to a driverless car, green means go, no matter what.
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CVE-2026-20841: Improper neutralization of special elements used in a command ('command injection') in Windows Notepad App allows an unauthorized attacker to execute code over a network.
www.cve.org/CVERecord?id...
Bild via icy.wyvern.rip/notes/ail8j9...
www.cve.org/CVERecord?id...
Bild via icy.wyvern.rip/notes/ail8j9...
February 11, 2026 at 10:14 AM
CVE-2026-20841: Improper neutralization of special elements used in a command ('command injection') in Windows Notepad App allows an unauthorized attacker to execute code over a network.
www.cve.org/CVERecord?id...
Bild via icy.wyvern.rip/notes/ail8j9...
www.cve.org/CVERecord?id...
Bild via icy.wyvern.rip/notes/ail8j9...
"You are charged with seven counts of statutory rape. How do you plead?"
"DOW FIFTY THOUSAND, YOUR HONOR!"
"DOW FIFTY THOUSAND, YOUR HONOR!"
Bondi crashes out over Epstein: "The Dow is over 50,000 dollars! I don't know why you're laughing. You're a great stock trader as I hear, Raskin. The Dow is over 50,000 right now. The S&P at almost 7,000, and the Nasdaq smashing records. That's what we should be talking about."
February 11, 2026 at 5:54 PM
"You are charged with seven counts of statutory rape. How do you plead?"
"DOW FIFTY THOUSAND, YOUR HONOR!"
"DOW FIFTY THOUSAND, YOUR HONOR!"