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Dave
@dpdiver.bsky.social
Diver, humanist.
Follow with caution, I have no idea where I’m going!

📍Aotearoa

Posting any AI generated slop into my feed will probably get you blocked
Certified another 4 divers with their Open Water qualification yesterday- a really good bunch who were fun to teach 🙂
February 2, 2026 at 5:21 AM
RNZ misspells "severely assault and then summarily execute man they had already restrained on the ground"
January 24, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Gonna stick with this rescue doofus
January 23, 2026 at 7:46 AM
And his impeccable political instincts!
January 23, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Even weirder when the fan account uses the word demonic in its bio!
January 19, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Another reason to avoid OneNZ like the plague. The last thing I want is to do business with any company that aspires to use more AI

(I switched years ago, but keep forgetting to unsubscribe from their emails.)
January 19, 2026 at 1:04 AM
It's allegedly Luxon's third or fourth day back at work, and still nothing heard from him about anything, expecially MMH and Venezuela. It's almost like he lied about going back to work on 3 or 4 January. #nzpol
January 5, 2026 at 9:37 PM
There’s a lot of AI fake pics circulating of Maduro, & this one on Stuff looks very sus to me. Is he really flashing V signs as he’s led into incarceration? Sourcing unverified pics from misinformation rife X seems like extremely lax journalism to me, a further fall in AoNZ journalistic standards
January 4, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Seems about right for me 😬
January 1, 2026 at 9:05 PM
I'd really like Luxon and Trump to be less prominent in my posts by Dec 26!

My most-used words in 2025 were:

1. "aonz" (100×)
2. "luxon" (99×)
3. "labour" (70×)
4. "aotearoa" (70×)
5. "govt" (63×)

See which words you used the most here: anisota.net/harvest
December 30, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I’m not sure that consulting US Intelligence works anymore
December 30, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Yup, or this 😬
December 25, 2025 at 5:54 AM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Same! It was a very good year with this banger too!
November 17, 2025 at 1:31 AM
How can anyone think he’s a liability?😲
#nzpol
October 22, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I wouldn’t worry, dolls are harmless and cute!
October 16, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Hehe, the Foxy Effect is in full force!
October 15, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Willis and Luxon are firmly stuck on the lowest level of the competence development model, with no evidence that they will ever evolve past there.
October 5, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Be nice if Radio New Zealand told the whole story. They could take some lessons from Al Jazeera.
October 4, 2025 at 6:28 PM
To be fair, there is no better symbol of the USA to give as a gift
September 30, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I'm back in AoNZ after being underground in Australia for the last 10 days - unfortunately not much has changed for the better in the world while I've been (mainly) gone 🙄
September 30, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I’m disappearing underground for a few days. Shit on the surface is just too crazy right now.
September 23, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Radio NZ are just negligently respouting CNN nonsense about the messages on the ammunition casings. Misleading headline, because a lot of the story is largely misinformed speculation, rather than what they know, as highlighted by MuellerSheWrote

bsky.app/profile/muel...
September 12, 2025 at 7:31 PM
September 12, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Nice day in the office 😎
September 5, 2025 at 1:33 AM