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Dave
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Diver, humanist.
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Skeets may contain swears.

📍Aotearoa
They are there. There’s a couple on SH1 between Whangārei and Auckland
January 23, 2026 at 7:59 AM
💯agree. I’ve been a financial member of TPM for the past 12 months (first party membership ever) and I resisted a knee jerk reaction to the issues late last year, but the time has come for me to end that, join the Greens and work towards a strong progressive government from the November election
January 23, 2026 at 7:53 AM
Parental bias!
January 23, 2026 at 7:50 AM
Gonna stick with this rescue doofus
January 23, 2026 at 7:46 AM
Dobermans aren’t the sharpest knives in the knife block
January 23, 2026 at 7:43 AM
Candidate 1 could be a $3500 snack for the rotty!
a black dog is sitting in the back seat of a car with the word yummy written on the bottom
Alt: a black dog is sitting in the back seat of a car with the word yummy written on the bottom
media.tenor.com
January 23, 2026 at 7:40 AM
Goddam! $3.5k for a modified rat?
January 23, 2026 at 7:39 AM
When it comes to puppies, not sure that the fullness of one’s hands is a determining factor
January 23, 2026 at 7:37 AM
Heh, looking forward to The Dog House episode of Sophie meeting her puppy for the first time 🐶
January 23, 2026 at 7:35 AM
Yup. The correct procedure for the RBAoNZ governor would have been to seek advice and ministerial approval, and then to ignore it.
January 23, 2026 at 7:30 AM
💯he does, but he’ll claim innocence looking like butter wouldn’t melt in his mouth if pulled up on it. However, he will accuse anyone condemning the bombing, killing and starving children and older civilians as bad, of being anti-Semitic
January 23, 2026 at 7:28 AM
In fact they are benefiting with falling prices for sound systems and high def super large TVs, and golf equipment. It’s getting cheaper to fit out the ‘Bach’ in Omaha
January 23, 2026 at 7:21 AM
Seems like a badge of honour to me!
January 23, 2026 at 6:20 AM
Y’know how everyone wanted Jacinda to be their PM during Covid? Right now I want Carney for PM of AoNZ!
January 23, 2026 at 6:06 AM
Reposted by Dave
Electricity prices rose 12.2%, gas prices rose 16.2%. Food prices rose 4.3%, with meat prices up 8.2% and dairy and egg prices up 9.8%. Telecom services prices grew 7%. Overall inflation is helped by falling prices of audio-visual equipment (-18.5%) and games, toys and hobbies (-5.8%).
January 22, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Reposted by Dave
Anyway congrats to Israel for being on the Gaza Board of Peace, I hope it brings you as much satisfaction as my position as Chairman of the Board of Not Being a Fat Misanthrope
January 23, 2026 at 4:41 AM