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Malaise Muffin
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Pelvic & ortho physical therapist, fan of lifting heavy things, baker and maker. Mom to two human girls, two feline ones, and a feline chaos monkey. Midwest transplant to PNW.
Best museum sign
November 26, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Nothing like seeing a core piece of your childhood in a damn museum
November 26, 2025 at 7:47 PM
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
(From a 2021 article on chronic pelvic pain in women: doi:10.1111/anae.15421)
November 26, 2025 at 5:53 PM
This one will also do that. Every now and then she’ll big spoon me.

Current status of the other two:
November 22, 2025 at 11:06 PM
November 22, 2025 at 11:00 PM
11 has finally realized her greatest dream and actually turned into a cat
November 12, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Baby’s first game 7
November 2, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I also picked up something for myself while I was there:
November 1, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Behold my lady balls (what happens when you take a class with scrotal treatment techniques and there are no actual scrotums in the room)
October 19, 2025 at 4:50 PM
October 17, 2025 at 2:52 AM
October 16, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Omg the middle schoolers are weaponizing sticky notes.
October 15, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Nothing like performing successful cardboard box surgery in a hotel room with a knitting needle and a pair of children’s scissors to make you feel like you’ve accomplished something.
October 12, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Waitress is bringing me the Big Beers tonight
October 11, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I love public transit trains so much.
October 10, 2025 at 2:42 PM
When on the eastern side of the country, you gotta get dunky
October 10, 2025 at 11:35 AM
I am too damn old for redeye flights, but at least I have my Bluey pants on.
October 10, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Calling it. Looking forward to round 2.
October 4, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Attempting to claim some form of victory over this burrito the size of a newborn from a local food truck. I’m not going to win but it’s still delicious.
October 4, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Hang in there and have a picture of a child playing Uno with a cat.
October 2, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Seems legit
October 2, 2025 at 4:44 PM
My face when 11 told me that her school had a Future Problem Solvers group and she’ll be going to the first meeting:
September 9, 2025 at 12:13 PM
OH. 8 made an Abby mockup in DTI the other day and it was amazing. I’m not sure if you can see it in the picture but she even included his abs:
August 30, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Holy moly SO many planes:
August 18, 2025 at 7:51 PM
At Girl Scout day camp this week teaching small to medium children how to use big knives and big children how to use hatchets. It’s amazing.

Also renewing my lanyard skills. Current progress:
July 24, 2025 at 3:45 AM