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Malaise Muffin
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Pelvic & ortho physical therapist, fan of lifting heavy things, baker and maker. Mom to two human girls, two feline ones, and a feline chaos monkey. Midwest transplant to PNW.
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The most precious commodity you have is your attention. You don’t have to waste it on poor-faith debates or arguments with strangers if you don’t think they’ll be productive. You can prioritize the things that matter to you and make your life richer.
November 30, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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The Doctor is right and correct
November 29, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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this is ass. this is absolute ass
OU has put the professor here on administrative leave:
November 30, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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The secret to early retirement; dine out rarely, fly economy and be a Google employee making $390,000/year married to a fellow Google employee 17 years older than you who likely makes twice as much as you.
37-year-old quit her $390,000 Google job after saving up $1.5 million—see the 'no buy checklist' that helps her spend less
She left a $390,000-a-year job and now uses a simple set of rules to make her savings last in Switzerland.
www.cnbc.com
November 30, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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“[Eventually] humanities depts will be forced to accept AI-authored assignments, as part of revised university policy to cooperate with these billionaires. It's already happening, and our response needs to be decisive. Because our students' ability to *think* is at stake.”

really important thread ⬇️
An issue we're seeing at all levels of university is that many students are simply refusing to do *anything*. They aren't reading the syllabus, aren't following assignment guidelines, aren't engaging with material, ignoring deadlines. And this might seem like old news, but it truly has ramped up.
November 30, 2025 at 8:13 AM
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November 30, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Brilliant.
If I were allowed to implement any one policy, I would implement a wealth limit: the top 0.1% of the country is only allowed to hold half as much wealth as the bottom 50%.

(Implementation would be annoying, but this is fantasy).
November 30, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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Sledding amongst skyscrapers in #Chicago on an incredibly snowy Novemeber day
November 30, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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top notch mascottin'
November 29, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Big mood
Toad went back into the house. He got into bed and pulled the covers over his head again.
November 30, 2025 at 7:22 AM
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November 29, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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chat are we cooked
November 29, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Also, “will they won’t they” is NOT the arc or the conflict of the source material. It’s “how many times will they keep doing it despite knowing it’s a cosmically bad idea that gets worse the longer it goes on.” Completely different story.
but this? shut the fuck up. guess what, my man, gorgeous young 22 year olds like to fuck. And queer people deserve love stories that are sexy and horny. a "chaste kiss" please be for real.
November 29, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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last post about this is that

this guy's butt is the best butt ive ever seen on a human being

his butt will not quit

it's refusing a buyout. it's unionizing. it's reforming the work culture. it's going to earn out its pension. this butt will NEVER quit
after watching the first 2 episodes of heated rivalry im

incoherent

conor storie's butt should be like. cast in plaster and displayed in the louvre maybe? but safely where thieves cant get it, it's a treasure of humankind
November 29, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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And one more other thing I’m seeing now, that Northwestern unsurprisingly didn’t mention in its statement, effectively banning gender affirming care at NU school of medicine
November 29, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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FYI if yo're going to want HBO Max to watch Heated Rivalry, they have a deal today that comes out to $35 for the year (It's $10.99 a month otherwise)
November 28, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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It’s a great day to work out that unsubscribe button.
November 28, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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Black Friday reminder - that product with a great price being sold by a company with a name that's just a bunch of random letters may end up on our website someday because it explodes.
November 28, 2025 at 4:05 PM
November 28, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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To put this in context, I was offered a teaching track job in 2023 that had a salary of $55,000.
November 27, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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just gonna reiterate that almost every indie romance author has 1-2 books they will just give you for free as either a newsletter builder or first-in-series freebie.
November 28, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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There is no reason to go shopping tonight. Don’t encourage these companies that are totally cool making their employees leave their families and friends to go in so you can get 30% off a fucking toaster oven.
Don’t be an ass.
November 27, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Spouse explaining cryptic crossword clues: “this part is the straight clue”
Me: “does that mean the rest of it is gay clues?”
November 27, 2025 at 7:43 PM