Malaise Muffin
@drdawndpt.bsky.social
Pelvic & ortho physical therapist, fan of lifting heavy things, baker and maker. Mom to two human girls, two feline ones, and a feline chaos monkey. Midwest transplant to PNW.
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top notch mascottin'
November 29, 2025 at 8:06 PM
top notch mascottin'
Big mood
Toad went back into the house. He got into bed and pulled the covers over his head again.
November 30, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Big mood
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chat are we cooked
November 29, 2025 at 3:42 PM
chat are we cooked
Also, “will they won’t they” is NOT the arc or the conflict of the source material. It’s “how many times will they keep doing it despite knowing it’s a cosmically bad idea that gets worse the longer it goes on.” Completely different story.
but this? shut the fuck up. guess what, my man, gorgeous young 22 year olds like to fuck. And queer people deserve love stories that are sexy and horny. a "chaste kiss" please be for real.
November 29, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Also, “will they won’t they” is NOT the arc or the conflict of the source material. It’s “how many times will they keep doing it despite knowing it’s a cosmically bad idea that gets worse the longer it goes on.” Completely different story.
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last post about this is that
this guy's butt is the best butt ive ever seen on a human being
his butt will not quit
it's refusing a buyout. it's unionizing. it's reforming the work culture. it's going to earn out its pension. this butt will NEVER quit
this guy's butt is the best butt ive ever seen on a human being
his butt will not quit
it's refusing a buyout. it's unionizing. it's reforming the work culture. it's going to earn out its pension. this butt will NEVER quit
after watching the first 2 episodes of heated rivalry im
incoherent
conor storie's butt should be like. cast in plaster and displayed in the louvre maybe? but safely where thieves cant get it, it's a treasure of humankind
incoherent
conor storie's butt should be like. cast in plaster and displayed in the louvre maybe? but safely where thieves cant get it, it's a treasure of humankind
November 29, 2025 at 3:19 AM
last post about this is that
this guy's butt is the best butt ive ever seen on a human being
his butt will not quit
it's refusing a buyout. it's unionizing. it's reforming the work culture. it's going to earn out its pension. this butt will NEVER quit
this guy's butt is the best butt ive ever seen on a human being
his butt will not quit
it's refusing a buyout. it's unionizing. it's reforming the work culture. it's going to earn out its pension. this butt will NEVER quit
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And one more other thing I’m seeing now, that Northwestern unsurprisingly didn’t mention in its statement, effectively banning gender affirming care at NU school of medicine
November 29, 2025 at 2:32 AM
And one more other thing I’m seeing now, that Northwestern unsurprisingly didn’t mention in its statement, effectively banning gender affirming care at NU school of medicine
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FYI if yo're going to want HBO Max to watch Heated Rivalry, they have a deal today that comes out to $35 for the year (It's $10.99 a month otherwise)
November 28, 2025 at 7:20 PM
FYI if yo're going to want HBO Max to watch Heated Rivalry, they have a deal today that comes out to $35 for the year (It's $10.99 a month otherwise)
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It’s a great day to work out that unsubscribe button.
November 28, 2025 at 6:24 PM
It’s a great day to work out that unsubscribe button.
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Black Friday reminder - that product with a great price being sold by a company with a name that's just a bunch of random letters may end up on our website someday because it explodes.
November 28, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Black Friday reminder - that product with a great price being sold by a company with a name that's just a bunch of random letters may end up on our website someday because it explodes.
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To put this in context, I was offered a teaching track job in 2023 that had a salary of $55,000.
November 27, 2025 at 9:09 PM
To put this in context, I was offered a teaching track job in 2023 that had a salary of $55,000.
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just gonna reiterate that almost every indie romance author has 1-2 books they will just give you for free as either a newsletter builder or first-in-series freebie.
November 28, 2025 at 1:51 AM
just gonna reiterate that almost every indie romance author has 1-2 books they will just give you for free as either a newsletter builder or first-in-series freebie.
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There is no reason to go shopping tonight. Don’t encourage these companies that are totally cool making their employees leave their families and friends to go in so you can get 30% off a fucking toaster oven.
Don’t be an ass.
Don’t be an ass.
November 27, 2025 at 11:24 PM
There is no reason to go shopping tonight. Don’t encourage these companies that are totally cool making their employees leave their families and friends to go in so you can get 30% off a fucking toaster oven.
Don’t be an ass.
Don’t be an ass.
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A bit too on the nose for thanksgiving
ICE DETAINED MARILYN. Fuck these people. www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
‘Northern Exposure’ actor gave ICE agents in Redmond her tribal ID. They called it ‘fake,’ she says
Indigenous actor Elaine Miles of "Northern Exposure" was detained by ICE at a Redmond bus stop. When she showed them her Tribal ID, they told her it was fake.
www.seattletimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 5:26 PM
A bit too on the nose for thanksgiving
Spouse explaining cryptic crossword clues: “this part is the straight clue”
Me: “does that mean the rest of it is gay clues?”
Me: “does that mean the rest of it is gay clues?”
November 27, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Spouse explaining cryptic crossword clues: “this part is the straight clue”
Me: “does that mean the rest of it is gay clues?”
Me: “does that mean the rest of it is gay clues?”
Co-sign
mack the knife is a great song we need more bangers about serial killers
November 27, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Co-sign
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On this day, Indigenous people and allies confront the settler-colonial narratives of “Thanksgiving,” observing it instead as a National Day of Mourning.
November 27, 2025 at 3:12 PM
On this day, Indigenous people and allies confront the settler-colonial narratives of “Thanksgiving,” observing it instead as a National Day of Mourning.
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i don't want to have to second guess if every image is ai!! i don't want to edit with ai!! i don't wait to generate anything!!!! i don't want to talk to an ai chatbot!!! go away omg
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
i don't want to have to second guess if every image is ai!! i don't want to edit with ai!! i don't wait to generate anything!!!! i don't want to talk to an ai chatbot!!! go away omg
AGAIN?? This is like the second time in a month.
November 27, 2025 at 5:07 PM
AGAIN?? This is like the second time in a month.
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This is wonderful news, and also means it’s time for me to beat the drum I always do when HPV vaccines make the news:
They are not only for women! HPV also causes penile, anal, and head and neck cancers. The latter are particularly deadly. Please vaccinate ALL your children.
They are not only for women! HPV also causes penile, anal, and head and neck cancers. The latter are particularly deadly. Please vaccinate ALL your children.
Australia recorded ZERO cases of cervical cancer in women under 25 for the first time since they started tracking the cancer in the 80s.
This is the power of vaccines.
The HPV vaccine is extremely effective at preventing cancer.
Viruses can be oncogenic. Get your vaccines and protect yourself!
This is the power of vaccines.
The HPV vaccine is extremely effective at preventing cancer.
Viruses can be oncogenic. Get your vaccines and protect yourself!
newsGP - Australia set for world-first cervical cancer elimination
Vaccination programs have played a key role, and GPs remain ‘instrumental’ in boosting screening rates to reach the 2035 target.
www1.racgp.org.au
November 27, 2025 at 9:30 AM
This is wonderful news, and also means it’s time for me to beat the drum I always do when HPV vaccines make the news:
They are not only for women! HPV also causes penile, anal, and head and neck cancers. The latter are particularly deadly. Please vaccinate ALL your children.
They are not only for women! HPV also causes penile, anal, and head and neck cancers. The latter are particularly deadly. Please vaccinate ALL your children.
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Dan Levy openly says that Schitt's Creek would not have survived anywhere except the CBC because it was weird and took a season or so to find its feet... Just for reference if you wanna know the ROI on this approach to supporting creative things.
Canada made weird tv shows because it was all being done with government funded art grant money so they fell in this wacky middle ground between “shoestring budget” and “no expectation to generate shareholder value” which is really the best way to make art
November 27, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Dan Levy openly says that Schitt's Creek would not have survived anywhere except the CBC because it was weird and took a season or so to find its feet... Just for reference if you wanna know the ROI on this approach to supporting creative things.
There’s a DaVinci exhibit here, which is super cool, but walking through it I’m pretty sure that DaVinci was the kind of guy that was super good at anything he tried with very little effort that everyone secretly hated.
November 26, 2025 at 8:23 PM
There’s a DaVinci exhibit here, which is super cool, but walking through it I’m pretty sure that DaVinci was the kind of guy that was super good at anything he tried with very little effort that everyone secretly hated.
Best museum sign
November 26, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Best museum sign