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Alissa
@dreamerlilly.bsky.social
The productive embodiment of weaponized anxiety. She/her
This thread is one of the craziest travel stories I’ve ever heard, which is saying something considering some of the airline stories that have gone around
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 9:52 PM
I keep forgetting BlueSky exists until friends send links. Oops. To be fair I did the same thing on similar old social media site that shall not be named.
December 4, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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holy shit lmao
July 19, 2025 at 3:21 AM
If saying “the pain is real” and the “the pain is unreal” both mean the same thing, then reality doesn’t really matter and therefore it’s okay for me to read webcomics at 2am rather than sleeping so I can work tomorrow. In this essay I will
July 18, 2025 at 6:32 AM
TIL cucumbers are a fruit. That means the bowl of assorted pickles given at a Jewish deli is technically a fruit salad. #facts
March 2, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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President Venn Diagram xkcd.com/2962
July 23, 2024 at 12:03 AM
I had a new terrible idea for my office Halloween costume contest that only involves foam, command strip, and some old devices I have laying around. The real question is if I can make simple foam knight armor in about a week
October 20, 2023 at 4:03 AM
I’m rewatching Who Framed Roger Rabbit and there’s a lot more to this movie than I remembered. I remembered all the innuendo, alcoholism, and smoking being odd for a kids movie. I did NOT remember that the villain’s evil plot was to dismantle public transportation and build a freeway. Truly scary
September 10, 2023 at 12:04 AM
Four days after DragonCon and I have emptied all my suitcases! New record!!! #dragoncon2023
September 9, 2023 at 1:51 AM
This is the internet, so I must start off my account by posting cat pictures of Penny (black and white) and Luna (calico tabby). This is the way.
September 8, 2023 at 5:56 PM
Yahaha! BlueSky has found me! Or have I found it? Either way, I’m here now.
September 8, 2023 at 5:54 PM