Drew Frantzen
@drewfrantzen.bsky.social
A cartoon in a cartoon graveyard.
Listen to your boss.
Bruce Springsteen calls for ICE to "get the fuck out of Minneapolis"
Bruce Springsteen has called for ICE to “get the fuck out of Minneapolis” during a surprise appearance on stage in New Jersey.
www.nme.com
January 18, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Listen to your boss.
I truly didn't expect the slip into authoritarianism would take a measly 7 months.
Maybe we can put "But Her Emails" on the tombstone.
Maybe we can put "But Her Emails" on the tombstone.
September 18, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I truly didn't expect the slip into authoritarianism would take a measly 7 months.
Maybe we can put "But Her Emails" on the tombstone.
Maybe we can put "But Her Emails" on the tombstone.
Y'know, for an administration that RAILS against "cancel culture," sure seems like they are canceling a LOT of people. What would be cool is if anyone, y'know... fought back... but...
Welp, it's been a fun ride, First Amendment. Meet you at the crossroads.
Welp, it's been a fun ride, First Amendment. Meet you at the crossroads.
September 18, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Y'know, for an administration that RAILS against "cancel culture," sure seems like they are canceling a LOT of people. What would be cool is if anyone, y'know... fought back... but...
Welp, it's been a fun ride, First Amendment. Meet you at the crossroads.
Welp, it's been a fun ride, First Amendment. Meet you at the crossroads.
From. The. Top. Fucking. Rope.
Jack White Responds To White House Calling Him A "Washed Up, Has-Been Loser"
Donald Trump has had some high-profile meetings with European leaders this week, but don’t be fooled: Jack White is his administration’s current focus. After the White Stripes founder made a lengthy I...
www.stereogum.com
August 20, 2025 at 11:55 PM
From. The. Top. Fucking. Rope.
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“Superman is too woke!”
Literally the first page of the first ever appearance of Superman:
Literally the first page of the first ever appearance of Superman:
July 11, 2025 at 1:58 PM
“Superman is too woke!”
Literally the first page of the first ever appearance of Superman:
Literally the first page of the first ever appearance of Superman:
REALLY feels like he's coming for our household today.
Also - and I can't emphasize this enough - what an extraordinary asshat this dude is.
Also - and I can't emphasize this enough - what an extraordinary asshat this dude is.
Donald Trump Targets Bruce Springsteen & Taylor Swift In Online Statements
Donald Trump, the president of the United States, is currently in the United Arab Emirates, the last stop on his current trip to the Middle East. While over there, he is going online to attack America...
www.stereogum.com
May 16, 2025 at 7:33 PM
REALLY feels like he's coming for our household today.
Also - and I can't emphasize this enough - what an extraordinary asshat this dude is.
Also - and I can't emphasize this enough - what an extraordinary asshat this dude is.
Live look at my 401k. SO TIRED OF WINNING!!!!
April 7, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Live look at my 401k. SO TIRED OF WINNING!!!!
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America is solidly in our, “Scream ourselves to sleep, shit ourselves awake” era.
April 4, 2025 at 8:11 PM
America is solidly in our, “Scream ourselves to sleep, shit ourselves awake” era.
Not like we needed ANOTHER reason to hate the guy, but...
Nintendo Delays Switch 2 Pre-Order Date in the U.S. to Assess Impact of Trump's Tariffs - IGN
Nintendo has taken the unprecedented decision to delay Switch 2 pre-orders, blaming the impact of Trump's tariff war and "evolving market conditions."
www.ign.com
April 4, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Not like we needed ANOTHER reason to hate the guy, but...
Getting Bill Self vs. Calipari in the first round is a rare gift we’re all getting. Hope everyone appreciates this majesty. #marchmadness
March 21, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Getting Bill Self vs. Calipari in the first round is a rare gift we’re all getting. Hope everyone appreciates this majesty. #marchmadness
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Trash will just always be trash, and the more it's juxtaposed with anyone of quality, the trashier and more pathetic it seems.
March 1, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Trash will just always be trash, and the more it's juxtaposed with anyone of quality, the trashier and more pathetic it seems.
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There’s a good Elon.
Just to clear this up: I am *not* the Elon who's impregnating aryan brotherhood concubines like it's going out of style. I'm the Elon whose book you should preorder immediately. bookshop.org/p/books/the-...
The Man Nobody Killed: Life, Death, and Art in Michael Stewart's New York
Life, Death, and Art in Michael Stewart's New York
bookshop.org
March 1, 2025 at 12:52 AM
There’s a good Elon.
My lord, what an embarrassing time to be American.
Diplomacy dies on live TV as Trump and Vance gang up to bully Ukraine leader
US president said his horrific blow-up would make ‘great television’ – the White House has never seen anything like it
www.theguardian.com
March 1, 2025 at 1:01 AM
My lord, what an embarrassing time to be American.
Look, I know she hasn't had a hit in a while, but this feels like an extreme overreaction.
Katy Perry Is Being Sent Into Space
That headline up there? That’s real. This isn’t some cutesy story about NASA broadcasting “Califonia Gurls” on a probe or whatever. Katy Perry, the famous pop-star human being, is literally going on a...
www.stereogum.com
February 27, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Look, I know she hasn't had a hit in a while, but this feels like an extreme overreaction.
Wait, you mean taking a chainsaw to the federal workforce and the global economy has consequences?!
US weekly jobless claims rise more than expected
The number of Americans filing new applications for unemployment benefits increased more than expected last week, but that likely does not signal a material shift in labor market conditions.
www.reuters.com
February 27, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Wait, you mean taking a chainsaw to the federal workforce and the global economy has consequences?!
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February 21, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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At the moment, mansion-sized Asteroid 2024-YR4 has a one-in-fifty chance of hitting Earth in the next eight years.
Now might be a bad time to reduce spending on Science. Just sayin’.
Now might be a bad time to reduce spending on Science. Just sayin’.
February 15, 2025 at 3:27 AM
At the moment, mansion-sized Asteroid 2024-YR4 has a one-in-fifty chance of hitting Earth in the next eight years.
Now might be a bad time to reduce spending on Science. Just sayin’.
Now might be a bad time to reduce spending on Science. Just sayin’.
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Josh Allen is just out enjoying the offseason leave him alone
February 13, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Josh Allen is just out enjoying the offseason leave him alone
While I respect Ben's decision 100%, this does open the door for Prez Mushroom Dick to appoint, I dunno, an iPod filled with Limp Bizkit songs and a can of Skol as artistic advisor? Maybe the corpse of Toby Keith holding an AR15? Just spitballing here. Darkest timeline, folks: it's all on the table.
Ben Folds Resigns As NSO's Artistic Advisor As Donald Trump Takes Over Kennedy Center
As Donald Trump and Elon Musk run rampant over Washington, a lot of people have been fired or resigned. That number now includes Ben Folds. The piano man had been serving as the artistic advisor to th...
www.stereogum.com
February 13, 2025 at 2:22 PM
While I respect Ben's decision 100%, this does open the door for Prez Mushroom Dick to appoint, I dunno, an iPod filled with Limp Bizkit songs and a can of Skol as artistic advisor? Maybe the corpse of Toby Keith holding an AR15? Just spitballing here. Darkest timeline, folks: it's all on the table.
Getting tired of winning already!
US inflation heats up to 3% for first time since June | CNN Business
It’s not just eggs. Many commonly purchased goods and services got more expensive in January, driving inflation in the wrong direction and to its highest rate since June of last year.
www.cnn.com
February 12, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Getting tired of winning already!
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Huge congratulations to the Marxists on the total victory tonight
February 10, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Huge congratulations to the Marxists on the total victory tonight
WORLD PHUCKING CHAMPIONS.
February 10, 2025 at 3:31 AM
WORLD PHUCKING CHAMPIONS.
Not since Prince played “Purple Rain” in literal purple rain. That was a masterclass.
February 10, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Not since Prince played “Purple Rain” in literal purple rain. That was a masterclass.