David Ritchie
@dritchie.bsky.social
Chameleon, comedian, Corinthian and caricature.
"James Bond expert and web developer" - @thespinoff.bsky.social
"Fan" - New Zealand Listener
"Creator/Contributor" - National Library of New Zealand
"James Bond expert and web developer" - @thespinoff.bsky.social
"Fan" - New Zealand Listener
"Creator/Contributor" - National Library of New Zealand
"This is an ex-parrot"
November 28, 2025 at 6:02 PM
"This is an ex-parrot"
His lordship's school finally came through
November 27, 2025 at 9:56 PM
His lordship's school finally came through
Shake it, sh-shake it, shake it, sh-shake it
Shake it, sh-shake it, shake it, shake it, sh-shake it
Shake it like a Polaroid picture
Shake it, sh-shake it, shake it, shake it, sh-shake it
Shake it like a Polaroid picture
November 23, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Shake it, sh-shake it, shake it, sh-shake it
Shake it, sh-shake it, shake it, shake it, sh-shake it
Shake it like a Polaroid picture
Shake it, sh-shake it, shake it, shake it, sh-shake it
Shake it like a Polaroid picture
Fun fact: both his parents were 5'10" but I guess Charles had his elevated socks for this portrait.
November 20, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Fun fact: both his parents were 5'10" but I guess Charles had his elevated socks for this portrait.
All hail Prince William, truly a giant among men
(William is actually 6'3")
(William is actually 6'3")
November 20, 2025 at 11:18 PM
All hail Prince William, truly a giant among men
(William is actually 6'3")
(William is actually 6'3")
Trump claims to be 6'3" but is standing next to 5'10" Albanese. 5'9" Carney at far end for scale. Luxon about the same by the looks.
November 20, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Trump claims to be 6'3" but is standing next to 5'10" Albanese. 5'9" Carney at far end for scale. Luxon about the same by the looks.
"Jakobi" = close enough, I guess
November 17, 2025 at 2:49 AM
"Jakobi" = close enough, I guess
Like it or not this technology is here to stay and if you don’t use it you’ll fall behind in your industry
November 17, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Like it or not this technology is here to stay and if you don’t use it you’ll fall behind in your industry
This bloke's name always reminds me of The League of Gentlemen
November 16, 2025 at 8:41 AM
This bloke's name always reminds me of The League of Gentlemen
The only police commissioner I trust is Jim Gordon.
November 11, 2025 at 7:14 AM
The only police commissioner I trust is Jim Gordon.
Why would the NZ Herald not name Tim Jago as this "well-known" NZer in this case. Very peculiar indeed.
November 10, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Why would the NZ Herald not name Tim Jago as this "well-known" NZer in this case. Very peculiar indeed.
Am I doing this right?
November 10, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Am I doing this right?
Try to tell people that pre-Disney the Holiday Special was basically the red-headed stepchild of Star Wars which for years Lucas disowned, and they'll just stare at you (much like Leia in the aforementioned Star Wars Holiday Special)
November 8, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Try to tell people that pre-Disney the Holiday Special was basically the red-headed stepchild of Star Wars which for years Lucas disowned, and they'll just stare at you (much like Leia in the aforementioned Star Wars Holiday Special)
Another sex offender who wasn't a drag queen reading picture books at the local library.
www.rnz.co.nz/news/nationa...
www.rnz.co.nz/news/nationa...
November 6, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Another sex offender who wasn't a drag queen reading picture books at the local library.
www.rnz.co.nz/news/nationa...
www.rnz.co.nz/news/nationa...
This is Bucket List quality stuff, people. The unlock code for early bird purchase is "SPIKE" btw.
November 5, 2025 at 8:01 AM
This is Bucket List quality stuff, people. The unlock code for early bird purchase is "SPIKE" btw.
November 4, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Who would win in a Soul Tearing competition though.
November 4, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Who would win in a Soul Tearing competition though.
MIL came back from New York bearing gifts
October 31, 2025 at 9:35 PM
MIL came back from New York bearing gifts
When she's not really your aunt but she introduces herself as that.
October 28, 2025 at 8:51 PM
When she's not really your aunt but she introduces herself as that.
Pretttttty pleased with my review of "A House of Dynamite" (Bigelow, 2025)
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October 27, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Pretttttty pleased with my review of "A House of Dynamite" (Bigelow, 2025)
letterboxd.com/dritchie/fil...
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