David Ritchie
@dritchie.bsky.social
Chameleon, comedian, Corinthian and caricature.
"James Bond expert and web developer" - @thespinoff.bsky.social
"Fan" - New Zealand Listener
"Creator/Contributor" - National Library of New Zealand
"James Bond expert and web developer" - @thespinoff.bsky.social
"Fan" - New Zealand Listener
"Creator/Contributor" - National Library of New Zealand
His lordship's school finally came through
November 27, 2025 at 9:56 PM
His lordship's school finally came through
NZers in Disney films update: Rachel House and Dave Fane in Zootopia 2
November 27, 2025 at 9:32 PM
NZers in Disney films update: Rachel House and Dave Fane in Zootopia 2
Reposted by David Ritchie
Welcome to Derry sounds like what you would expect to happen when Americans try to make their own version of the Derry Girls and get everything wrong
November 27, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Welcome to Derry sounds like what you would expect to happen when Americans try to make their own version of the Derry Girls and get everything wrong
"To be played at maximum volume"
The Empire Strikes Back - The Asteroid Field // The Danish National Symphony Orchestra (LIVE)
YouTube video by DR Koncerthuset
www.youtube.com
November 27, 2025 at 12:48 AM
"To be played at maximum volume"
Youngest child turned 13 today hashtag yikes
November 26, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Youngest child turned 13 today hashtag yikes
Weather update: it's very very dark and very very hot. Fingers crossed for something stormy!
AC/DC - Thunderstruck (Official Video)
YouTube video by acdcVEVO
www.youtube.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Weather update: it's very very dark and very very hot. Fingers crossed for something stormy!
Reposted by David Ritchie
"Chat, j'ai pété" (courtesy of my non-French speaking kids)
November 25, 2025 at 8:54 PM
"Chat, j'ai pété" (courtesy of my non-French speaking kids)
*Countdown intensifies*
November 25, 2025 at 6:19 AM
*Countdown intensifies*
A film of Costa Botes' which flies under the radar is "Candyman" about David Klein, the self-sabotaging inventor of Jelly Belly jellybeans.
It's possibly the only film of Botes' in which Weird Al is an interview subject.
It's possibly the only film of Botes' in which Weird Al is an interview subject.
November 25, 2025 at 5:29 AM
A film of Costa Botes' which flies under the radar is "Candyman" about David Klein, the self-sabotaging inventor of Jelly Belly jellybeans.
It's possibly the only film of Botes' in which Weird Al is an interview subject.
It's possibly the only film of Botes' in which Weird Al is an interview subject.
I may not be a well paid Otago-educated medical professional but I'm also smart enough not to text RNZ and boast that my best grade at uni was a B+
November 24, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I may not be a well paid Otago-educated medical professional but I'm also smart enough not to text RNZ and boast that my best grade at uni was a B+
Shake it, sh-shake it, shake it, sh-shake it
Shake it, sh-shake it, shake it, shake it, sh-shake it
Shake it like a Polaroid picture
Shake it, sh-shake it, shake it, shake it, sh-shake it
Shake it like a Polaroid picture
November 23, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Shake it, sh-shake it, shake it, sh-shake it
Shake it, sh-shake it, shake it, shake it, sh-shake it
Shake it like a Polaroid picture
Shake it, sh-shake it, shake it, shake it, sh-shake it
Shake it like a Polaroid picture
More of this please
"Join ICE" - Jesse Welles (LIVE on The Late Show)
YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
www.youtube.com
November 21, 2025 at 7:52 AM
More of this please
Trump claims to be 6'3" but is standing next to 5'10" Albanese. 5'9" Carney at far end for scale. Luxon about the same by the looks.
November 20, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Trump claims to be 6'3" but is standing next to 5'10" Albanese. 5'9" Carney at far end for scale. Luxon about the same by the looks.
I walked past the Mary Potter strawberry lark in Midland Park yesterday and Ray Chung had a tshirt over a shirt and tie and holding a bucket but nobody was giving him any attention. Get wrecked Ray.
November 20, 2025 at 9:53 AM
I walked past the Mary Potter strawberry lark in Midland Park yesterday and Ray Chung had a tshirt over a shirt and tie and holding a bucket but nobody was giving him any attention. Get wrecked Ray.
Did they leave the hot dog costumes at home
Joe Rogan and Theo Von slam DHS for using Von's image in a video promoting deportation:
"I was like, oh my God, what the fuck are they doing? That's not how you envision the government."
"They were making, like, deportation hype videos with trap beats and shit. What are we doing? It's idiocracy."
"I was like, oh my God, what the fuck are they doing? That's not how you envision the government."
"They were making, like, deportation hype videos with trap beats and shit. What are we doing? It's idiocracy."
November 20, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Did they leave the hot dog costumes at home
Reposted by David Ritchie
Time to ban erectile dysfunction medication for MPs
November 19, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Time to ban erectile dysfunction medication for MPs
Time to ban erectile dysfunction medication for MPs
November 19, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Time to ban erectile dysfunction medication for MPs
If Greens or Labour owned up to this Bish da Fish would be the first to start laying into them on Facebook
Hard choices lie ahead, Bishop says, as he explains funding the $56 billion in motorways promised by the Government would require a nearly 50c per litre lift in petrol taxes.
Transport Minister Chris Bishop says funding $56b in roads a 'challenge'
Hard choices lie ahead, Bishop says, as he explains funding the $56 billion in motorways promised by the Government would require a nearly 50c per litre lift in petrol taxes.
dlvr.it
November 19, 2025 at 3:30 AM
If Greens or Labour owned up to this Bish da Fish would be the first to start laying into them on Facebook
Dreaming of what could have been
Am I a hypocrite for wanting this after giving a hard no to muppet knives out
Okay, I'm making my case for the only Muppet I want to see on Broadway right now...
November 19, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Dreaming of what could have been
Reposted by David Ritchie
This is basically our government's plan to help people get into their first home
November 17, 2025 at 11:38 PM
This is basically our government's plan to help people get into their first home
Reposted by David Ritchie
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 17, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
The youtube algo fed me this Sky UK trailer for a Christmas pic with Kiefer Sutherland which is watermarked and has the countdown at the start whoops.
‘Tinsel Town’ official trailer
YouTube video by Nu Metro
www.youtube.com
November 17, 2025 at 2:46 AM
The youtube algo fed me this Sky UK trailer for a Christmas pic with Kiefer Sutherland which is watermarked and has the countdown at the start whoops.
Like it or not this technology is here to stay and if you don’t use it you’ll fall behind in your industry
November 17, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Like it or not this technology is here to stay and if you don’t use it you’ll fall behind in your industry
This bloke's name always reminds me of The League of Gentlemen
November 16, 2025 at 8:41 AM
This bloke's name always reminds me of The League of Gentlemen
Biggest Adam Scott news since he was spotted at Chaffers New World
Adam Scott meeting the pope, for anyone interested in that sort of thing
November 16, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Biggest Adam Scott news since he was spotted at Chaffers New World