Dr. Neo Cortex
@drneopcortex.bsky.social
I am Dr. Neo Cortex! Best known as the arch-nemesis of Crash Bandicoot and future ruler of the world! BOW DOWN TO ME, FOOLS! Posts are managed by my darling secretary and romantic partner, M. Ployee. ((Mun is she/he/they. Occasionally NSFW!!))
Chat, I need you to whip some sense into my dear secretary. I love her dearly, but she clearly needs help. Do you see this gremlin-looking man? My secretary is attracted to this man. Why!? He's so creepy! He probably has less hair than I do! His teeth are as yellow as my skin!
February 27, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Chat, I need you to whip some sense into my dear secretary. I love her dearly, but she clearly needs help. Do you see this gremlin-looking man? My secretary is attracted to this man. Why!? He's so creepy! He probably has less hair than I do! His teeth are as yellow as my skin!
Okay, so Dynamite Anton is terrifying.
But... Satan, on the other hand... he's...
... strangely hot??? He's so evil... and so... big...! 💛
But... Satan, on the other hand... he's...
... strangely hot??? He's so evil... and so... big...! 💛
January 18, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Okay, so Dynamite Anton is terrifying.
But... Satan, on the other hand... he's...
... strangely hot??? He's so evil... and so... big...! 💛
But... Satan, on the other hand... he's...
... strangely hot??? He's so evil... and so... big...! 💛