I honestly don't know! One of the many secrets about my universe that I will probably never understand barring an explanation from my original creators.

That helmet already has a big T on it. All he needs is a lab coat! Hmm... a computer virus doing mad science... that's a worrisome thought...

Honestly? He'd blend right in with the students there! He's pale enough! He's short enough!

Wh... what!? Oh god, that sounds horrible! Clowns normally infuriate me but... intentionally scary clowns are actually terrifying to me... it's like someone took my childhood trauma and cranked the nightmare fuel up to eleven!

Happy belated birthday. Where's my slice of cake? I want some of that!

Just what the hell is going on in Mario games nowadays? And... ugh, that video is so cursed...

spilled everywhere! It was all over her stationary cart, the one she keeps in her office. Fortunately, it was a small mess, but the ink was wasted. She has more ink, but... she's reluctant to touch her fountain pens again.

My secretary tried getting into fountain pens because of you. She bought one in pale pink and another in hot pink. She hasn't used either in a while. She tried getting pink ink for them, but it was too pale on white paper. She tried using a new dark blue ink, and the bottle somehow broke and (cont)

Yeah, I know. I wasn't done feeling vindictive.

Oh? You think you have a hot take? How about this... my secretary prefers Crash of The Titans and Mind Over Mutant over most of the other games.

OK, listen, LISTEN-- I know it was out of line. I was feeling extra bitchy because she'd stabbed me in the back, you know? I mean, I was proud of her, but I'm still her uncle! So I was feeling a little vindictive and called her a skank. Was it wrong? Yeah. Should I apologize? Maybe... but still!

Your art made my secretary laugh uncontrollably. She's still snickering!

Ah... my general... what could have been... I need a drink... 😭

Hey, I want to beat up Disney, too! You can't suggest that furball and not me!