Derek Roessler
@droessl.bsky.social
Sports, bourbon, politics. Not necessarily in that order.
Great spell checking, ESPN.
November 2, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Great spell checking, ESPN.
Today's wordle is horseshit on hard mode. Had the last 4 letters right on the second guess and still missed it.
October 12, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Today's wordle is horseshit on hard mode. Had the last 4 letters right on the second guess and still missed it.
Here was my take from the bad place before the season.
May 29, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Here was my take from the bad place before the season.
Hey Siri, show me the definition of insanity in the form of an email:
May 15, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Hey Siri, show me the definition of insanity in the form of an email:
Have you tried sending MORE fundraising emails per day? I'm sure that'll do it.
April 29, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Have you tried sending MORE fundraising emails per day? I'm sure that'll do it.
Survey of 19 NHL agents isn't exactly kind to Dundon.
February 26, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Survey of 19 NHL agents isn't exactly kind to Dundon.
Got this fundraising email today and it's gonna be a hard pass on giving the DNC any money until they start playing by 2025's "rules" instead of trying to bring well-intentioned discourse to a parking lot brawl.
February 6, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Got this fundraising email today and it's gonna be a hard pass on giving the DNC any money until they start playing by 2025's "rules" instead of trying to bring well-intentioned discourse to a parking lot brawl.
February 5, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Well then. That's not even close!
February 5, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Well then. That's not even close!
"Hey Siri. Give me another way to say the leader of Greece has been defeated."
February 3, 2025 at 1:06 PM
"Hey Siri. Give me another way to say the leader of Greece has been defeated."
I can only assume Godzilla was copying a variation of this
January 28, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I can only assume Godzilla was copying a variation of this
What in the actual fuck is happening
January 25, 2025 at 1:50 AM
What in the actual fuck is happening
WRAL Producer: "we need a graphic for Monday where Dr. King is annoyed by chilly temperatures."
Graphic Designer: "Say less."
Graphic Designer: "Say less."
January 14, 2025 at 9:45 PM
WRAL Producer: "we need a graphic for Monday where Dr. King is annoyed by chilly temperatures."
Graphic Designer: "Say less."
Graphic Designer: "Say less."
Also cheddar cheese and cucumbers
January 13, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Also cheddar cheese and cucumbers
In no world is a Cam'ron album essential.
December 23, 2024 at 1:43 PM
In no world is a Cam'ron album essential.
Time to read my favorite book:
December 11, 2024 at 12:57 PM
Time to read my favorite book:
"You violating my rhombus?"
December 6, 2024 at 1:07 PM
"You violating my rhombus?"
Re-signing TDA was a bad idea!? Someone get my fainting couch.
November 19, 2024 at 7:04 PM
Re-signing TDA was a bad idea!? Someone get my fainting couch.
Someone needs to have a talk with Brady about this. Hard to believe anyone still pays for Salt Bae's nonsense.
November 19, 2024 at 7:04 PM
Someone needs to have a talk with Brady about this. Hard to believe anyone still pays for Salt Bae's nonsense.