Derek Roessler
@droessl.bsky.social
Sports, bourbon, politics. Not necessarily in that order.
I can only assume another podcast has the trademark on "mouth breathers"
Matthew and Brady Tkachuk will become the first active NHLers to have their own podcast/talk show when “Wingmen” debuts on Thursday.
The brothers are both currently on injured reserve.
The brothers are both currently on injured reserve.
November 12, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I can only assume another podcast has the trademark on "mouth breathers"
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this should be obvious but the reason Trump is working desperately against Epstein transparency is because he's guilty
November 12, 2025 at 6:06 PM
this should be obvious but the reason Trump is working desperately against Epstein transparency is because he's guilty
If only there were a mountain of evidence, including last week's election results, that showed the exact fucking opposite. I'm so tired of these weak, spineless people in positions of power.
November 10, 2025 at 2:09 PM
If only there were a mountain of evidence, including last week's election results, that showed the exact fucking opposite. I'm so tired of these weak, spineless people in positions of power.
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This sucks dude. EVEN if Thune isn’t lying to you about the vote, the House won’t hold a vote.
You got nothing, and just proved to the public that the shutdown was your fault.
And you proved to Republicans that they can weaponize hunger. You negotiated with terrorists
You got nothing, and just proved to the public that the shutdown was your fault.
And you proved to Republicans that they can weaponize hunger. You negotiated with terrorists
My statement on the funding deal to reopen government, protect federal employees, and vote to protect health care:
November 10, 2025 at 1:22 AM
This sucks dude. EVEN if Thune isn’t lying to you about the vote, the House won’t hold a vote.
You got nothing, and just proved to the public that the shutdown was your fault.
And you proved to Republicans that they can weaponize hunger. You negotiated with terrorists
You got nothing, and just proved to the public that the shutdown was your fault.
And you proved to Republicans that they can weaponize hunger. You negotiated with terrorists
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HE'S APPEALING TO THE SUPREME COURT OF THE UNITED STATES THAT HE BE ALLOWED TO STARVE AMERICANS
November 7, 2025 at 11:50 PM
HE'S APPEALING TO THE SUPREME COURT OF THE UNITED STATES THAT HE BE ALLOWED TO STARVE AMERICANS
Time to lower the 5 point goal from the rafters.
November 7, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Time to lower the 5 point goal from the rafters.
It's almost like government is important and shouldn't be decimated. Who knew!?
JD Vance: "The American people are unfortunately are about to start suffering some very real consequences because of the shutdown."
November 7, 2025 at 1:14 AM
It's almost like government is important and shouldn't be decimated. Who knew!?
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Christ, he is supernaturally good at this.
November 4, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Christ, he is supernaturally good at this.
Great spell checking, ESPN.
November 2, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Great spell checking, ESPN.
Yes, let's all take medical advice from the guy who stares at eclipses.
My god.
The levels of lunacy and derangement continue to rise every hour at record levels. Its absolutely insane no one in the Republican party has the courage to speak out against a man who is clearly seriously unwell and should be institutionalized immediately. He is terrifyingly crazy.
The levels of lunacy and derangement continue to rise every hour at record levels. Its absolutely insane no one in the Republican party has the courage to speak out against a man who is clearly seriously unwell and should be institutionalized immediately. He is terrifyingly crazy.
October 26, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Yes, let's all take medical advice from the guy who stares at eclipses.
That's a defense that screams "TAKE THE OVER"
The #Canes during warmups in Denver -
Ehlers - Aho - Jarvis
Hall - Stankoven - Blake
Carrier - Staal - Martinook
Svechnikov - Kotkaniemi - Robinson
Miller - Walker
Nikishin - Legault
Reilly - Chatfield
Andersen
[Backup: Bussi]
Ehlers - Aho - Jarvis
Hall - Stankoven - Blake
Carrier - Staal - Martinook
Svechnikov - Kotkaniemi - Robinson
Miller - Walker
Nikishin - Legault
Reilly - Chatfield
Andersen
[Backup: Bussi]
October 24, 2025 at 1:06 AM
That's a defense that screams "TAKE THE OVER"
He really thought the weekend was filled with "No, Kings!" celebrations, huh?
Entire government is an extortion racket.
Breaking News: President Trump wants $230 million from the Justice Department for investigating him, people familiar with the matter say. Any settlement might ultimately be approved by senior department officials who defended him or those in his orbit. nyti.ms/4hmIi5X
October 21, 2025 at 7:22 PM
He really thought the weekend was filled with "No, Kings!" celebrations, huh?
Well if they're not damaging, RELEASE THEM
Mike Johnson: "Suddenly now, they've somehow convinced themselves that the Epstein files will be damaging to President Trump and Republicans in some way that they've imagined, and so they feign outrage."
October 21, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Well if they're not damaging, RELEASE THEM
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DC J6: 1.500 arrests
DC No Kings: zero
Tell me again which side is violent?
DC No Kings: zero
Tell me again which side is violent?
October 19, 2025 at 12:43 AM
DC J6: 1.500 arrests
DC No Kings: zero
Tell me again which side is violent?
DC No Kings: zero
Tell me again which side is violent?
Today's wordle is horseshit on hard mode. Had the last 4 letters right on the second guess and still missed it.
October 12, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Today's wordle is horseshit on hard mode. Had the last 4 letters right on the second guess and still missed it.
Still have Adam Lee Decker, eh?
October 9, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Still have Adam Lee Decker, eh?
I'm pretty sure the Browns will find a good QB before republicans do ANYTHING in good faith.
Schumer: "Here's what we hope -- now that the Republicans have seen they don't have the votes, they will sit down and negotiate in good faith."
October 1, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I'm pretty sure the Browns will find a good QB before republicans do ANYTHING in good faith.
Can't wait to see how major media outlets spin Trump effectively declaring war on citizens as "unconventional" or "challenging norms" instead of the 30 alarm fire it is.
September 30, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Can't wait to see how major media outlets spin Trump effectively declaring war on citizens as "unconventional" or "challenging norms" instead of the 30 alarm fire it is.
he expected a LOT more applause there
Hegseth: "Should our enemies choose foolishly to challenge us, they will be crushed by the violence, precision, and ferocity of the War Department. To our enemies, FAFO."
September 30, 2025 at 1:48 PM
he expected a LOT more applause there
Been to Chicago many times. Died every single one of them.
September 28, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Been to Chicago many times. Died every single one of them.
Death, taxes, and James Franklin losing to a top-10 team.
September 28, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Death, taxes, and James Franklin losing to a top-10 team.
Not sure what's worse during the NC State game: the team sucking or ICE recruiting ads.
Hint: it's the latter.
Hint: it's the latter.
September 28, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Not sure what's worse during the NC State game: the team sucking or ICE recruiting ads.
Hint: it's the latter.
Hint: it's the latter.
Can't wait to hear how strongly Schumer and Jeffries call for a bipartisan meeting to discuss this.
Trump says he authorizes Hegseth to deploy the military to Portland, which he lyingly calls "war ravaged," and says he is authorizing "full force."
September 27, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Can't wait to hear how strongly Schumer and Jeffries call for a bipartisan meeting to discuss this.