Derek Roessler
@droessl.bsky.social
Sports, bourbon, politics. Not necessarily in that order.
Of all The Atlantic articles I'll never read, I'll never read this one the most.
Seriously, how can a publication with a reputation for OVERthinking things do this shit?
Seriously, how can a publication with a reputation for OVERthinking things do this shit?
Over many interviews, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. told Michael Scherer about how he plans to remake America’s public-health system. Can he lead the scientific establishment he’s spent much of his life crusading against?
Read more in our new cover story: theatln.tc/q9hXxlbM
Read more in our new cover story: theatln.tc/q9hXxlbM
November 24, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Of all The Atlantic articles I'll never read, I'll never read this one the most.
Seriously, how can a publication with a reputation for OVERthinking things do this shit?
Seriously, how can a publication with a reputation for OVERthinking things do this shit?
What if he's called the Messiah of the Backbreaker and it has nothing to do with being in the ring?
November 23, 2025 at 3:39 AM
What if he's called the Messiah of the Backbreaker and it has nothing to do with being in the ring?
What % chance are the Epstein files we see aren't tampered with, and why is it in the negatives?
November 23, 2025 at 2:16 AM
What % chance are the Epstein files we see aren't tampered with, and why is it in the negatives?
how do all four guys in the Lane & Associates ad have the exact same build?
November 22, 2025 at 3:22 AM
how do all four guys in the Lane & Associates ad have the exact same build?
I'm not prepared to live in a world in which Morgan Geekie is leading the NHL in goals.
November 21, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I'm not prepared to live in a world in which Morgan Geekie is leading the NHL in goals.
Only SIX (6) NHL teams are below "Hockey .500"
Can we PLEASE get rid of the loser point or make regulation wins worth 3 now?
www.nhl.com/standings/20...
Can we PLEASE get rid of the loser point or make regulation wins worth 3 now?
www.nhl.com/standings/20...
NHL Hockey Standings | NHL.com
The official standings for the National Hockey League.
www.nhl.com
November 18, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Only SIX (6) NHL teams are below "Hockey .500"
Can we PLEASE get rid of the loser point or make regulation wins worth 3 now?
www.nhl.com/standings/20...
Can we PLEASE get rid of the loser point or make regulation wins worth 3 now?
www.nhl.com/standings/20...
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mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
NEW: When Andrew Tate landed in the US, Customs & Border Protection seized his electronic devices. But @propublica.org found that a White House official told DHS to return the devices, emphasizing that the request came from the White House.
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
The White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation
Federal authorities were chided for seizing electronic devices from Tate and his brother, and told to return them, records and interviews show. Experts said the intervention was highly inappropriate.
www.propublica.org
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
Thank you, Tony Schiavone.
November 15, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Thank you, Tony Schiavone.
I can only assume another podcast has the trademark on "mouth breathers"
Matthew and Brady Tkachuk will become the first active NHLers to have their own podcast/talk show when “Wingmen” debuts on Thursday.
The brothers are both currently on injured reserve.
The brothers are both currently on injured reserve.
November 12, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I can only assume another podcast has the trademark on "mouth breathers"
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this should be obvious but the reason Trump is working desperately against Epstein transparency is because he's guilty
November 12, 2025 at 6:06 PM
this should be obvious but the reason Trump is working desperately against Epstein transparency is because he's guilty
If only there were a mountain of evidence, including last week's election results, that showed the exact fucking opposite. I'm so tired of these weak, spineless people in positions of power.
November 10, 2025 at 2:09 PM
If only there were a mountain of evidence, including last week's election results, that showed the exact fucking opposite. I'm so tired of these weak, spineless people in positions of power.
because you have a fucking responsibility to let people know what you're doing with their wellbeing. Just spitballing here.
November 10, 2025 at 2:05 PM
because you have a fucking responsibility to let people know what you're doing with their wellbeing. Just spitballing here.
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This sucks dude. EVEN if Thune isn’t lying to you about the vote, the House won’t hold a vote.
You got nothing, and just proved to the public that the shutdown was your fault.
And you proved to Republicans that they can weaponize hunger. You negotiated with terrorists
You got nothing, and just proved to the public that the shutdown was your fault.
And you proved to Republicans that they can weaponize hunger. You negotiated with terrorists
My statement on the funding deal to reopen government, protect federal employees, and vote to protect health care:
November 10, 2025 at 1:22 AM
This sucks dude. EVEN if Thune isn’t lying to you about the vote, the House won’t hold a vote.
You got nothing, and just proved to the public that the shutdown was your fault.
And you proved to Republicans that they can weaponize hunger. You negotiated with terrorists
You got nothing, and just proved to the public that the shutdown was your fault.
And you proved to Republicans that they can weaponize hunger. You negotiated with terrorists
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HE'S APPEALING TO THE SUPREME COURT OF THE UNITED STATES THAT HE BE ALLOWED TO STARVE AMERICANS
November 7, 2025 at 11:50 PM
HE'S APPEALING TO THE SUPREME COURT OF THE UNITED STATES THAT HE BE ALLOWED TO STARVE AMERICANS
Time to lower the 5 point goal from the rafters.
November 7, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Time to lower the 5 point goal from the rafters.
It's almost like government is important and shouldn't be decimated. Who knew!?
JD Vance: "The American people are unfortunately are about to start suffering some very real consequences because of the shutdown."
November 7, 2025 at 1:14 AM
It's almost like government is important and shouldn't be decimated. Who knew!?
That Iceland vs. Norway final is gonna be something
November 6, 2025 at 2:42 AM
That Iceland vs. Norway final is gonna be something
they didn't even half-ass that one, it's eighth-assed at best
November 5, 2025 at 7:43 PM
they didn't even half-ass that one, it's eighth-assed at best
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Christ, he is supernaturally good at this.
November 4, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Christ, he is supernaturally good at this.
Great spell checking, ESPN.
November 2, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Great spell checking, ESPN.