Jason Parker-Burlingham
@dropmaw.bsky.social
I follow human beings (at walking pace, from the shadows)
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(Posts without much capitalization and/or no punctuation are typically sarcasm. HTH.)
I saw KEEPER and I liked it
Haven't been that creeped out at a movie — not constantly, but relatively intensely — in quite some time. Not everyone's cuppa but I had a great time.
Haven't been that creeped out at a movie — not constantly, but relatively intensely — in quite some time. Not everyone's cuppa but I had a great time.
November 24, 2025 at 4:49 AM
I saw KEEPER and I liked it
Haven't been that creeped out at a movie — not constantly, but relatively intensely — in quite some time. Not everyone's cuppa but I had a great time.
Haven't been that creeped out at a movie — not constantly, but relatively intensely — in quite some time. Not everyone's cuppa but I had a great time.
If I was a filmmaker who put any effort at all into a credits sequence or gave two shits about everyone who worked to make my movie a reality I'd be pissed as hell to see the lengths that Hulu goes to to make sure no subscribers see the last 5 minutes of a movie. That's some bullshit.
November 23, 2025 at 2:36 AM
If I was a filmmaker who put any effort at all into a credits sequence or gave two shits about everyone who worked to make my movie a reality I'd be pissed as hell to see the lengths that Hulu goes to to make sure no subscribers see the last 5 minutes of a movie. That's some bullshit.
- Defeat this ghostly evil for a moment with your dearly departed
- Audrey Hepburn is in Big Trouble
- Fuck Around And Be Part of this Total Party Kill
- You're gonna wish we WERE alone in the universe
- Everyone is Hot, Queer, and ready to cut you up and wear your skin
- Audrey Hepburn is in Big Trouble
- Fuck Around And Be Part of this Total Party Kill
- You're gonna wish we WERE alone in the universe
- Everyone is Hot, Queer, and ready to cut you up and wear your skin
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:
- Roaring rampage of revenge
- Reluctantly, I must resume my life of violence
- On reflection, the risk assessment on our giant monster facility and/or attraction could have been more thorough
- Girl survives
- Crime but make it quirky
- Roaring rampage of revenge
- Reluctantly, I must resume my life of violence
- On reflection, the risk assessment on our giant monster facility and/or attraction could have been more thorough
- Girl survives
- Crime but make it quirky
November 16, 2025 at 7:39 PM
- Defeat this ghostly evil for a moment with your dearly departed
- Audrey Hepburn is in Big Trouble
- Fuck Around And Be Part of this Total Party Kill
- You're gonna wish we WERE alone in the universe
- Everyone is Hot, Queer, and ready to cut you up and wear your skin
- Audrey Hepburn is in Big Trouble
- Fuck Around And Be Part of this Total Party Kill
- You're gonna wish we WERE alone in the universe
- Everyone is Hot, Queer, and ready to cut you up and wear your skin
Fuckin wild that TFG is having more influence over DoJ than when the AG was the President's little brother
November 14, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Fuckin wild that TFG is having more influence over DoJ than when the AG was the President's little brother
Well may we say "God save the Queen"
November 11, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Well may we say "God save the Queen"
imagine being so fucken basic you can't think of even one other person to put on a coin with you
November 10, 2025 at 8:56 PM
imagine being so fucken basic you can't think of even one other person to put on a coin with you
having a VC meeting at your desk should require the anonymous consent of everyone who sits near you
November 10, 2025 at 8:28 PM
having a VC meeting at your desk should require the anonymous consent of everyone who sits near you
I will be glad to see ATC being paid to be on the job again solely because the potential for loss of life is so very high, but I wish I could say that I'm surprised that Senate Democrats have disappointed me yet again by failing to follow through on their plan.
November 10, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I will be glad to see ATC being paid to be on the job again solely because the potential for loss of life is so very high, but I wish I could say that I'm surprised that Senate Democrats have disappointed me yet again by failing to follow through on their plan.
THE LIFE OF CHUCKY
is this anything
is this anything
November 4, 2025 at 9:00 PM
THE LIFE OF CHUCKY
is this anything
is this anything
After I vote I make a point of thanking everyone running the polls; I'm sure it's a long day that's boring and exciting by turns.
In the past, I have made it Extra Weird by saying "thank you for your service" (usually reserved for active or former military), which just seems to confuse everyone.
In the past, I have made it Extra Weird by saying "thank you for your service" (usually reserved for active or former military), which just seems to confuse everyone.
November 4, 2025 at 3:09 PM
After I vote I make a point of thanking everyone running the polls; I'm sure it's a long day that's boring and exciting by turns.
In the past, I have made it Extra Weird by saying "thank you for your service" (usually reserved for active or former military), which just seems to confuse everyone.
In the past, I have made it Extra Weird by saying "thank you for your service" (usually reserved for active or former military), which just seems to confuse everyone.
#LastFourWatched for the week:
Maggie (2015), a small fave, Schwarzenegger all-timer,
Cure (1997), a big favorite
Pyewacket (2017), um, maybe I need to rewatch
Black Phone 2 (2025), not too shabby
letterboxd.com/jhparkerb/di...
Maggie (2015), a small fave, Schwarzenegger all-timer,
Cure (1997), a big favorite
Pyewacket (2017), um, maybe I need to rewatch
Black Phone 2 (2025), not too shabby
letterboxd.com/jhparkerb/di...
October 31, 2025 at 11:39 PM
#LastFourWatched for the week:
Maggie (2015), a small fave, Schwarzenegger all-timer,
Cure (1997), a big favorite
Pyewacket (2017), um, maybe I need to rewatch
Black Phone 2 (2025), not too shabby
letterboxd.com/jhparkerb/di...
Maggie (2015), a small fave, Schwarzenegger all-timer,
Cure (1997), a big favorite
Pyewacket (2017), um, maybe I need to rewatch
Black Phone 2 (2025), not too shabby
letterboxd.com/jhparkerb/di...
I've been a loyal reader of tor\.com since it launched but today is the goddamn last straw. I'm sick of the "five X that Y" listicles and the constant! fucking! spoilers!
I'm done.
I'm done.
October 31, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I've been a loyal reader of tor\.com since it launched but today is the goddamn last straw. I'm sick of the "five X that Y" listicles and the constant! fucking! spoilers!
I'm done.
I'm done.
Watched CURE (1997) again and I am less confused (I now know that last time, I did not recognize Fumie Takabe every time I saw her) but still puzzling over locations and events.
I'm happy to just jump in a third time, but I'd also accept some outside help.
I'm happy to just jump in a third time, but I'd also accept some outside help.
October 30, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Watched CURE (1997) again and I am less confused (I now know that last time, I did not recognize Fumie Takabe every time I saw her) but still puzzling over locations and events.
I'm happy to just jump in a third time, but I'd also accept some outside help.
I'm happy to just jump in a third time, but I'd also accept some outside help.
Prompted by someone else waiting for critics to eat some crow, I'm reminded that it's 15 years since The New Yorker's review of KICK ASS made me so mad that I stopped reading the magazine altogether
October 29, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Prompted by someone else waiting for critics to eat some crow, I'm reminded that it's 15 years since The New Yorker's review of KICK ASS made me so mad that I stopped reading the magazine altogether
Hadn't heard of No Telling!
I saw Birth/Rebirth in theaters on a few hours' notice and I'm so glad, everyone involved in it did an incredible job (though I would single out Marin Ireland: as our Frankenstein, rather than chewing scenery, she's clinical and flat in a MOST interesting way).
I saw Birth/Rebirth in theaters on a few hours' notice and I'm so glad, everyone involved in it did an incredible job (though I would single out Marin Ireland: as our Frankenstein, rather than chewing scenery, she's clinical and flat in a MOST interesting way).
If you want some more Frankenstein flavored fare after you've watched del Toro's adaptation, I have to suggest that you seek out No Telling (1991), Depraved (2019), and Birth/Rebirth (2023). These are three extremely original riffs on the material and some of the finest in my opinion.
October 28, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Hadn't heard of No Telling!
I saw Birth/Rebirth in theaters on a few hours' notice and I'm so glad, everyone involved in it did an incredible job (though I would single out Marin Ireland: as our Frankenstein, rather than chewing scenery, she's clinical and flat in a MOST interesting way).
I saw Birth/Rebirth in theaters on a few hours' notice and I'm so glad, everyone involved in it did an incredible job (though I would single out Marin Ireland: as our Frankenstein, rather than chewing scenery, she's clinical and flat in a MOST interesting way).
Hello, LB list-making challenge that is basically made for me
👻 What are your favorite underseen horror films?
Join our black parade by conjuring a list of your ten favorite underseen horror movies—hereby defined as fewer than 50,000 watches.
Start listing now: boxd.it/cBI
Join our black parade by conjuring a list of your ten favorite underseen horror movies—hereby defined as fewer than 50,000 watches.
Start listing now: boxd.it/cBI
October 26, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Hello, LB list-making challenge that is basically made for me
the focus is on "do you want sympathy or advice?" but I would pay cash money to be able to get someone's attention for sixty seconds to contextualize something dumb I said to them two years ago and not have them react in any way
October 23, 2025 at 9:44 PM
the focus is on "do you want sympathy or advice?" but I would pay cash money to be able to get someone's attention for sixty seconds to contextualize something dumb I said to them two years ago and not have them react in any way
never felt older than the other day when I read "President Ronald Reagan (R)" in a major newspaper
October 23, 2025 at 2:43 PM
never felt older than the other day when I read "President Ronald Reagan (R)" in a major newspaper
"gonna tear down the piss ballroom and make Trump pay for it" would be a campaign slogan I could get behind, feel free to adopt it for your own, y'all
October 22, 2025 at 4:14 PM
"gonna tear down the piss ballroom and make Trump pay for it" would be a campaign slogan I could get behind, feel free to adopt it for your own, y'all
can't wait to see how much piss color there is in this new ballroom, sure to be completed on time and on budget
October 21, 2025 at 7:27 PM
can't wait to see how much piss color there is in this new ballroom, sure to be completed on time and on budget
this slack thread could have been a hand gesture
October 20, 2025 at 7:59 PM
this slack thread could have been a hand gesture
change dot org petition to rename us-east-1 to dumpster-fire-1
October 20, 2025 at 4:37 PM
change dot org petition to rename us-east-1 to dumpster-fire-1
Just realized that the dog in Good Boy got Truman Show-ed
October 20, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Just realized that the dog in Good Boy got Truman Show-ed
Looking forward to seeing THE MOTHER, THE MENACER AND ME again — it was a nice surprise that I streamed from Popcorn Frights earlier this year.
Nightmares Film Festival in Columbus was my first festival experience and is still a big favorite, even as I've expanded into a number of others.
Nightmares Film Festival in Columbus was my first festival experience and is still a big favorite, even as I've expanded into a number of others.
October 18, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Looking forward to seeing THE MOTHER, THE MENACER AND ME again — it was a nice surprise that I streamed from Popcorn Frights earlier this year.
Nightmares Film Festival in Columbus was my first festival experience and is still a big favorite, even as I've expanded into a number of others.
Nightmares Film Festival in Columbus was my first festival experience and is still a big favorite, even as I've expanded into a number of others.
