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Dr Tortellini
@drpwilliams.bsky.social
Eye guy; yes I’m a boomer - get over it & make your bed. Veteran; USAF. Student of history & politics. Seahawks fan. Opinions & tweets mine
I once mistakenly called "LLMs" "MLMs"

Perhaps it was not a mistake
It does have an Amway feel to it
December 5, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Oh, there are different types of clowns
Good clowns,
Bad clowns,
Happy clowns,
Sad clowns
ACIP Clowns
December 5, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Prasad has a tell when he is lying:

His hair gets all disheveled and wild looking from his brain cooking up a story
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December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Kalshi serves as "the house" when betting on all sorts of stupid things, from the weather to elections.

The house will always be the only consistent winner

This guy has figured out how to fleece the rubes who think they are smarter than the crowd. Still an ass & he will take their money
December 4, 2025 at 6:35 PM
And now you understand NFTs
December 4, 2025 at 5:56 PM
As a doc, they watch medical shows without me so they don't have to listen to my grumbles

Grew up in the restaurant industry, so I was amazed how decent The Bear has been. I discovered working chefs have not only trained the cast, have input on dialog and designed the set
December 4, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I missed the "seal" part on first read

Wondering whose kid was lured into a crate with salmon and how they were raised that salmon was the bait
December 4, 2025 at 4:47 PM
The Donald J Trump Institute of Peace

Brought to you by the people who brought you

- The Rupert Murdock Ministry of Truth
- The JFK Jr Healthcare Plan
- The Pete Hegseth Whisky Bar

Opps, the third one is real
December 3, 2025 at 8:19 PM
So we have a company which runs betting on elections outcomes

Partnering with a large news organization which reports on elections

Whose strategic Advisor regularly is in the news for his posting of false information on highly partisan non-existent "election fraud"

What could possibly go wrong?
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December 3, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I can't imagine having to deal with nearly 18,000 SQ feet of house.

As the kids have grown and moved out, we now have more than we can deal with at a fraction of that.
December 2, 2025 at 11:49 PM
So it hit a peak post pandemic given the emergency acts but has been on a steady decline since then

This was not a "Biden increase" as touted by the Ag Sec, it was a pandemic increase

That being said, she's excited to save .15% of the Federal budget by cutting off food for poor children
December 2, 2025 at 10:09 PM
You'll notice Bessent laughing as Rollins talked about cutting Food Stamps

Gratitude and Joy, Gratitude and Joy for the holidays

Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program (SNAP), accounts for 1.5% of the total federal budget. It is "counter-cyclical," so use goes up in economic downturns
December 2, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I had to take a statistics class as a pre-req

I mistakenly enrolled in an 8 AM "Geological Statistics" class.
ME: "Its a stats class, I'll just do it."

ME: One week in ...
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December 2, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Karen from the HOA has concerns about her new neighbors
December 2, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Perhaps it says "representative," not in the sense of a legislator, but in the sense of when you call the cable company and have to yell "representative" multiple times to get to talk to a person?
December 2, 2025 at 6:15 PM
How many chiropractor visits will he require?
December 2, 2025 at 7:48 AM
OK, that was funny!
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 PM
They hosted 5 podcasts under the prior administration covering food safety issues, regulatory affairs, etc. Very niche but of interest to those in that sector. Also, highly curated with legal guardrails.

This is not that type of podcast. This is government with a SecDef who needed a make-up room.
December 1, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Self defense?

It was a drone strike.
An UNMNNED aerial platform
December 1, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Update: I am now guaranteed to win my game almost entirely due to Seattle's defense, which has contributed 36 points to my tally, my QB has contributed only 3 points, what an absolute chump
December 1, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Looked up @gitrdunne.bsky.social

MAGA troll - blockety block block
December 1, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I would be excited to see our Seahawks D return to their previous glory days

I’m not sure this games was an indication this is the case when the Viks O just keeps giving them the ball
December 1, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Seattle’s offense on the other hand ….
November 30, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I once got a “Do you know who my dad is?”

Funny thing is I got a cold call from his dad the week before, letting me know he would be fine if the kid got kicked out as a valuable life lesson
November 30, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Jason Myers of the Seahawks doesn’t practice during the week as he gets enough FG shots on Sunday
November 30, 2025 at 11:39 PM